arden 🚦 (arson)
@goodtimeswitharden.bsky.social
hi i'm arden (they/them/theirs) i'm probably just gonna post random shit
i don't even know dude
i don't even know dude
corporate pride is only ok when nascar does it because this is amazing
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
corporate pride is only ok when nascar does it because this is amazing
so i started watching vampires smp the other day (no spoilers for anything after ep5 pls) and my first thought when pyro called scott "sire" was "hell nah they fucking" like that's the exact wording my brain said and everything
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
so i started watching vampires smp the other day (no spoilers for anything after ep5 pls) and my first thought when pyro called scott "sire" was "hell nah they fucking" like that's the exact wording my brain said and everything
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/
michael storen likes the vols, another win for us
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
michael storen likes the vols, another win for us
me because the days are finally getting longer YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
me because the days are finally getting longer YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE
how did the proclaimers even walk 500 miles and 500 more when scotland isn't even 1,000 miles north to south nor east to west
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
how did the proclaimers even walk 500 miles and 500 more when scotland isn't even 1,000 miles north to south nor east to west
oh no lin-manuel miranda has read hamilton fanfiction WHAT DO WE DO
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
oh no lin-manuel miranda has read hamilton fanfiction WHAT DO WE DO
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We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
the concept of catnip is so funny like it's literally just weed for cats lmao
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the concept of catnip is so funny like it's literally just weed for cats lmao
obama is there,
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
obama is there,
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school of rock is the heartwarming tale of one man who, using nothing but the song in his heart, turns two dozen high achieving fifth graders into your freshman year weed dealer
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
school of rock is the heartwarming tale of one man who, using nothing but the song in his heart, turns two dozen high achieving fifth graders into your freshman year weed dealer
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why's it called chrismas
who is chris and why does he get a holiday
who is chris and why does he get a holiday
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
why's it called chrismas
who is chris and why does he get a holiday
who is chris and why does he get a holiday
"oh you're from tennessee? like, the smoky mountains?" GET OUT
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"oh you're from tennessee? like, the smoky mountains?" GET OUT
does anyone even see these like am i just posting into the abyss
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
does anyone even see these like am i just posting into the abyss
fun fact: if you move the letters around in 'oregon' you get 'gooner'
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
fun fact: if you move the letters around in 'oregon' you get 'gooner'
who would win: mark spain or mumbojumbo
personally i think mumbo would win but mark would probably make mumbo die of cringe idk
personally i think mumbo would win but mark would probably make mumbo die of cringe idk
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
who would win: mark spain or mumbojumbo
personally i think mumbo would win but mark would probably make mumbo die of cringe idk
personally i think mumbo would win but mark would probably make mumbo die of cringe idk
why do bars of soap look so edible
especially the dove ones
especially the dove ones
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
why do bars of soap look so edible
especially the dove ones
especially the dove ones
CHRIS WHATS HAPPENING. IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT TELL US. WHAT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
It's happening again
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
CHRIS WHATS HAPPENING. IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT TELL US. WHAT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
why is it lowkey saturday today
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
why is it lowkey saturday today
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People would see this in a random public lobby and go "El Macho"
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
People would see this in a random public lobby and go "El Macho"
every now and then i think about how lucky people not from the southeast are because they don't have to deal with MARK SPAIN REAL ESTATE!!!! if i have to hear that man say "no showings, no open houses, nO sTrEsS" one more time i WILL explode
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
every now and then i think about how lucky people not from the southeast are because they don't have to deal with MARK SPAIN REAL ESTATE!!!! if i have to hear that man say "no showings, no open houses, nO sTrEsS" one more time i WILL explode
guys who decided kids shouldn't swear like it's just a word, who cares if a little kid wants to say "ah fuck i fell off my bike!!!!" kids are just tiny adults they should swear too
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
guys who decided kids shouldn't swear like it's just a word, who cares if a little kid wants to say "ah fuck i fell off my bike!!!!" kids are just tiny adults they should swear too
dododododododododododododododododododododdodoo
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
dododododododododododododododododododododdodoo
a confused southerner would like to know why michigan and ohio have beef guys please explain i'm confused
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
a confused southerner would like to know why michigan and ohio have beef guys please explain i'm confused