Chappell Groan
goodgodwin.bsky.social
Chappell Groan
@goodgodwin.bsky.social
i hope we’re all just on vacation
logging on here to say i accidentally replied to one of my hate follows bc a tweet of theirs was so incorrect and i really hope i dont get blocked now. bye!
December 4, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Harvard is worth over $50 billion but is telling poor students from Zimbabwe to borrow money for winter housing.

What the actual fuck

www.thecrimson.com/article/2024...
Denied Winter Campus Housing, International Students Scramble to Find Alternative Options | News | The Harvard Crimson
Many international students on financial aid at Harvard are scrambling to find lodging over winter break after the College Housing Office unexpectedly denied their housing applications, sparking outra...
www.thecrimson.com
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
F-U-C-K O-V-O
December 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
we can’t stand for this. we are tweeters, all of us.
Cannot believe people are using "skeets" earnestly
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
sorting through the peanut m&ms and removing the shriveled ones like they’re dried beans
November 21, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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ABC News has obtained Venmo records showing that Matt Gaetz paid over $10,000 to the two women who testified before the House Ethics Committee

abcnews.go.com/US/gaetz-10k...
November 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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📍West Bank

➤ Israeli forces carried out new raids on Jenin in the occupied West Bank, sparking violent clashes, just one day after killing five Palestinians in military operations.

(Footage of the burning vehicles shared by the Palestinian Information Center.)

More details below 👇🏽
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
bomb cyclone sounds like a guy i knew in college complimenting someone’s bong
November 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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why there needs to be polls added to this site in one screenshot:
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 AM
all yall love the Gin Blossoms say heyyyyy
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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i am declaring this an official scandal. now it will be dealt with by the same consequences that punish other evil deeds: one weekend update joke and then nothing.
An academic study found that on July 13, 2024 — the day Musk endorsed Trump — there was a systemic change across Twitter resulting in massive increases in reach for Musk and other accounts supporting Trump.

This should be a scandal.
November 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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MOTHER JONES: “The “nonprofit killer” bill is not dead. It will go back for a vote next week. This time, with a simple majority, the bill will likely pass.”

52 Dems have already joined Republicans in voting to help Trump with this. 🤔
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
tapping the sign
bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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oh when’d y’all get here
October 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
oh when’d y’all get here
October 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
posting gulf
October 3, 2023 at 4:26 PM
posting shrimp
October 3, 2023 at 1:25 AM
my purpose in life (dog chair)
September 24, 2023 at 11:54 PM
if i get covid twice in 2 months, I should just pack it in, huh?
September 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
war damn
September 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
having an apples and peanut butter moment
September 21, 2023 at 3:39 AM
getting my steps in by walking back and forth to my office for various items i have forgotten
September 20, 2023 at 6:24 PM
when mitski said I don’t like my mind, i felt that
September 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
used tj’s georgian ajika seasoning on it, ajika hive rise up
made a pot roast I am excited to eat tonight, but also I am scared, I haven’t made one before
September 19, 2023 at 11:30 PM