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GONKY'S TWEET
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putting my tweets over here where people are nicer :)
majority of Americans think gender transition 'deliciously decadent' (followed by winking emoji)
July 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Andrew Cuomo looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his white shirt before New York. Very very disrespectful.
Cuomo announces his general election run by proving the Mamdani sauce ain't so easy to cook up on the spot with half the ingredients
July 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Zohran Mamdani/Brad Lander mpreg fanfic
June 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it is simply shocking to me that the Washington Generals are unable to come up with a better strategy against the Harlem Globetrotters. it's time to get serious!!!!!
May 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
nobody is talking about how Bernie's mouth is sounding increasingly wet. it's like he's chewing a big juicy piece of bubblegum!
April 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“ULTRA MAGA” is always funny because MAGA is never something you think of people being only moderately interested in, like Easter-and-Christmas Catholics
woman at the Costco in a MAGA hat and a shirt that says “ULTRA MAGA” which is sort of the social equivalent of a biohazard label. I thank her for the warning
March 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
March 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
went here and everybody said they knew you

(sexual)
February 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
once again I am blocked for good, funny replies
February 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
trying to argue about foreign policy when it’s Fat Cock Friday on here 😭
February 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I would make Harry and Draco kiss each other
Genuine question - if you were the new head of LucasFilm, what would you do to revitalise the Star Wars franchise?
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I think this is why I am blocked by Ed Zitron
I need the link to the t shirt
February 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
watching America’s Test Kitchen YouTube video to figure out which Lathe of Heaven I should buy
February 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
there are still approximately 400 employees trapped in Yosemite.

there is no plan to get them out!!!
Stop reposting this. It's wrong. The news out of Yosemite is horrific, but this is incorrect. (Former Yosemite ranger here, still connected to folks in the park.) About a dozen employees in Yosemite have lost their jobs. There are still approximately 400 employees in Yosemite.
February 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
often I like a tweet on here and then see that it already has four thousand likes, and then I remove the like because it should go to someone who really needs it
February 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the only reason I’m still on Instagram is to see the ad targeting fail in new and exciting ways.
February 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
xAI? more like [swastika]AI amirite????

(too lazy to google and paste Unicode swastika symbol)
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
not to keep talking about Elon and his scams, but I got $20 says that Grok 3 is cheating benchmarks.

cmon, the guy paid someone to level his Diablo character for him
February 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
this website probably has the fewest gay guys of any platform. average number of bisexuals, enbies, lesbians. huge number of the specific kind of trans women who mod Fallout New Vegas or host a podcast. basically no gay guys.
February 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
getting called into HR to explain why I posted “SALUTE to the brave autistic teens who have single-handedly defanged the Great Satan, Amerikka” on my LinkedIn

what about free speech
February 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i'd fuck Tim Heidecker. he could stick it in me or i could stick it in him, either way is fine! happy valentine's day!!!!
We hope you have a five-bagger V-Day 🍿
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the amount of spit in Nancy Mace’s food has got to be astronomical. she has likely gotten so used to the taste she would send back a dish if it DIDN’T have a loogie in it
February 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
one of the most Luxurious things is to buy Content (art, music, writing) from a very small Artist (small in terms of fanbase not stature!!!!). it basically makes you a medieval Pope or something; you can tell people you are a Patron of the Arts
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this is the REAL “demon twink” we need to worry about
they're getting real comfortable over on Elon Musk's X

they should all be so open

also, check out that follow
February 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
gotta say: all the selfies I’ve seen on here look terrible. this is definitely one of the apps with the least fuckable users. except for me!!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM