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@goldkear.bsky.social
I'm a walking juxtaposition.
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
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Screaming at someone trying to get Gaga to sign their Nurtec box
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Screaming at someone trying to get Gaga to sign their Nurtec box
iPhone pocket: an ugly purse to hide your ugly phone in. Why is this?
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
iPhone pocket: an ugly purse to hide your ugly phone in. Why is this?
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7-11 is doing a promo for 6 free months of their subscription with snap card. You get cheaper delivery, and some members only discounts. I can't decide if it's cool they're trying to help or predatory AF. I mean I guess 7-11 food is better than no food, but people are going to forget to cancel ...
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
7-11 is doing a promo for 6 free months of their subscription with snap card. You get cheaper delivery, and some members only discounts. I can't decide if it's cool they're trying to help or predatory AF. I mean I guess 7-11 food is better than no food, but people are going to forget to cancel ...
I just got this order on Uber eats, and I'm worried @halfmoonjoe.com is back on his fish and milk phase.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just got this order on Uber eats, and I'm worried @halfmoonjoe.com is back on his fish and milk phase.
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rt if you are the founder of antifa
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
rt if you are the founder of antifa
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
An obsession with gold is a common trait among authoritarian leaders.
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
An obsession with gold is a common trait among authoritarian leaders.
Also: you can't trust any politician who takes money from AIPAC, regardless of political party.
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also: you can't trust any politician who takes money from AIPAC, regardless of political party.
Once again, the power of the people is made obvious.
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Once again, the power of the people is made obvious.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
I always resist these trends at first, but they always get me. Fairly accurate though I would say I have other traits that are more prominent than these.
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I always resist these trends at first, but they always get me. Fairly accurate though I would say I have other traits that are more prominent than these.
Final interview starting in 5 minutes. Wish me luck. Ignore the messy bathroom 🙈
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Final interview starting in 5 minutes. Wish me luck. Ignore the messy bathroom 🙈
It's crazy how many military members just don't take their oath seriously, or more likely just completely forgot it minutes after taking it.
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It's crazy how many military members just don't take their oath seriously, or more likely just completely forgot it minutes after taking it.
Trump posting AI vids. Never beating the death allegations.
lol his finger disapears at 0:19. fucking amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1N...
President Trump Delivers Remarks on Charlie Kirk
YouTube video by The White House
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Trump posting AI vids. Never beating the death allegations.
It's disgusting that a dead Fascist is being covered by all the news outlets but barely a peep about the school shooting in Denver.
What school shooting in Denver you ask? Exactly.
What school shooting in Denver you ask? Exactly.
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It's disgusting that a dead Fascist is being covered by all the news outlets but barely a peep about the school shooting in Denver.
What school shooting in Denver you ask? Exactly.
What school shooting in Denver you ask? Exactly.
There are two separate straight couples in the gym spending more time playing pinch fanny than working out. Straight people are the worst. I don't care what they do at home, but I wish they wouldn't force it down our throats.
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There are two separate straight couples in the gym spending more time playing pinch fanny than working out. Straight people are the worst. I don't care what they do at home, but I wish they wouldn't force it down our throats.
Hubby got me these lovely Dahlias. Unfortunately they didn't have any in black.
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hubby got me these lovely Dahlias. Unfortunately they didn't have any in black.
This is so real, which is why I buy the multi-pack
Gemini: Your future is bright (you will lose your sunglasses).
September 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is so real, which is why I buy the multi-pack
The malamar promos are so good. He's a mind controlling supervillain, making the cute "my friend malamar" promos really creepy.
September 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The malamar promos are so good. He's a mind controlling supervillain, making the cute "my friend malamar" promos really creepy.
The worst thing about silk song being released is there's no more memes about silk song not being released.
September 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The worst thing about silk song being released is there's no more memes about silk song not being released.
Pool day? Pool day.
September 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Pool day? Pool day.
As a sweaty competitive game player, holiday weekends are the worst. You think you're finally free from all the bad players on Monday, but surprise, they're still online!
September 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
As a sweaty competitive game player, holiday weekends are the worst. You think you're finally free from all the bad players on Monday, but surprise, they're still online!
There's a big protest at the riverfront park today, but like why? Who's there to receive your message? There's literally another park 3 blocks away that's across from some government buildings, wouldn't that be a more effective location?
September 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There's a big protest at the riverfront park today, but like why? Who's there to receive your message? There's literally another park 3 blocks away that's across from some government buildings, wouldn't that be a more effective location?