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I'm a walking juxtaposition.
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
Ur bald 😝
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I played it a few years ago. It might have been a pirated version though.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'll do you one better - came out because I had moved to another town with my partner and my dad came to the city I had lived in and wanted to visit me. I was 3 hours away
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Much like Haylie Duff, the HMJ lore deepens.
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is a pandemic meme and reminds me of watching a LOT of twitch streams. Good times.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
as a "fair weather nudist" I love some cozy jammies on a chilly evening
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Or are you the sucker that paid extra when you could have had a whole row to yourself?
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Better refresh one more time, just to make sure.
Also, I almost always have my phone in the shower lol. With something to listen to.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I haven't had a cigarette in over 10 years, and haven't been a habitual smoker for more than 15. Just a few weeks ago I had very intense cravings for several days in a row.
I'm glad I didn't cave. It would have been $13 for a few puffs and remembering why I quit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have a feeling it's meant to remind us of those old iPod commercials of the dancing silhouettes.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Cuomo is definitely not progressive.

/s
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Fun fact, caffeine blocks the receptors that make you feel sleepy, but your brain can tell that the sleepy chemical isn't being received, so it makes more receptors, increasing tolerance.
Tldr, you need more coffee.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As far as I can tell it's just kids being kids. Like it doesn't mean anything and kids just think it's funny how much it confuses adults.
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Is it a BFA in sexy night clubs?

Side thought: you tagged it as non-sexual nudity, but ironically it's more like sexual non-nudity.
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
That's been a thing forever. Mean girls even called it out in 2001
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know you've made it when you're someone's niche Halloween costume
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh she's a quick change artist now
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ahhh CCBC! I used to work at the bar out front before miss Pamela shut the whole city down.
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM
/r/cospenis
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It would really depend on which has a bigger influence on republican voters: party loyalty or misogyny.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Honestly, I think she could be the first female president. She'll keep her base while attracting moderates and even feminist Dems. It's kinda funny that old guard Democrats are now the conservative party, maga is a regressive party, and instead of libertarians, independent is now code for far left.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM