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Lauren
@goldinmydna.bsky.social
I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either. | I only love my Yankees and my mama, I'm sorry. | #blessedbethebabyhair 💗💚💗💚
Such an excellent use of free will 🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A new level of petty unlocked 😭😭😭
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning. Here's something heart-warming.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you were ever curious to know what it would sound like if Katt Williams ever did voiceovers for DIY projects well consider your curiosity fulfilled.
September 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bonnets that aren't made from scarves might never see my head again in this lifetime. This stayed on all night and not a single bobby pin was used in its making.

via @withkriday
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The post-walk talks that I have with my dog.
September 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A woman stopped me this morning while I was walking my dog to say how beautiful my dog is. She did it from the window of her home while I was across the street. I now realize I probably looked like a headcase to people who drove by me as I was talking to this woman bc they couldn't see her.
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The show is doing a collaboration with designer Alexandria Alli and her brand F&W Style to produce the ChelseaKat Dream bag. This is so cool and bag is real cute.

#BeyondTheGates #BTG
August 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
June 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM