Lauren
@goldinmydna.bsky.social
I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either. | I only love my Yankees and my mama, I'm sorry. | #blessedbethebabyhair 💗💚💗💚
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Lauren
@goldinmydna.bsky.social
· Feb 7
𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠
Song: "Plastic Off the Sofa" by Beyoncé
#SprinaForever #Sprina
Song: "Plastic Off the Sofa" by Beyoncé
#SprinaForever #Sprina
AARON JUDGE IS A 4-TIME AL MVP!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
AARON JUDGE IS A 4-TIME AL MVP!!!
There are too many moments on #BTG that feel written by inexperienced fanfic writers employed by the show. Like why is Derek making out with this chick the audience just met and it's played as if the two had some great push and pull for months that the audience has watched from jump?
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There are too many moments on #BTG that feel written by inexperienced fanfic writers employed by the show. Like why is Derek making out with this chick the audience just met and it's played as if the two had some great push and pull for months that the audience has watched from jump?
Megan Jovon Ruth Pete has a man that don't play about her. I appreciate Klay showing them how to do it. So many athletes get into relationships with famous women, but will keep their lips zipped when these sports talking heads unfairly bring up the women and blame them for how they're playing.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Megan Jovon Ruth Pete has a man that don't play about her. I appreciate Klay showing them how to do it. So many athletes get into relationships with famous women, but will keep their lips zipped when these sports talking heads unfairly bring up the women and blame them for how they're playing.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fine ass Greg Vaughn's presence better not be wasted on Nurse Ambien. I will agenda ship the hell out of her and Andre if it means GV won't be on prop duty. Seeing Andre turn ol' girl down left me with this sick thought.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fine ass Greg Vaughn's presence better not be wasted on Nurse Ambien. I will agenda ship the hell out of her and Andre if it means GV won't be on prop duty. Seeing Andre turn ol' girl down left me with this sick thought.
I think I'm slowly becoming indifferent to BTG and I hate that feeling. My tv is still on for it when I'm home because I do want to contribute to the ratings, but I'm finding it easier for my attention to go elsewhere. I'm deleting episodes without bothering to catch the moments I've missed.
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think I'm slowly becoming indifferent to BTG and I hate that feeling. My tv is still on for it when I'm home because I do want to contribute to the ratings, but I'm finding it easier for my attention to go elsewhere. I'm deleting episodes without bothering to catch the moments I've missed.
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That lil butterfly twerk gon do it for me every tiiimmee 😍💜
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That lil butterfly twerk gon do it for me every tiiimmee 😍💜
I saw a theory that B.A.S. is about Megan and Klay before they decided to lock in and that's been messing with my head ever since. They definitely give the vibe that they've been in each other’s orbit for a few years.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I saw a theory that B.A.S. is about Megan and Klay before they decided to lock in and that's been messing with my head ever since. They definitely give the vibe that they've been in each other’s orbit for a few years.
Such an excellent use of free will 🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Such an excellent use of free will 🤣🤣🤣
So someone(s) really watched the pilot episode of #911Nashville and said it's good to go as is so let's put it on air??? Like I can't even say it has a "it's so bad it's good" vibe that makes me want to come back. Hailey Kilgore has a face and that's all I got from the pilot.
October 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So someone(s) really watched the pilot episode of #911Nashville and said it's good to go as is so let's put it on air??? Like I can't even say it has a "it's so bad it's good" vibe that makes me want to come back. Hailey Kilgore has a face and that's all I got from the pilot.
A new level of petty unlocked 😭😭😭
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A new level of petty unlocked 😭😭😭
I hate that Ted's reaction was the focal point of Nicole's first kiss post deciding to end her marriage. Nicole's reaction to what it's like to kiss someone new for the first time in 30+ years and what feelings Carlton sparked in her should've been front and center.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
Carlton and Nicole kissed, and Ted wasn’t happy! Sucks for him, but Nicole deserves happiness and Carlton seems like a catch.
#BTG #BeyondTheGates
#BTG #BeyondTheGates
October 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I hate that Ted's reaction was the focal point of Nicole's first kiss post deciding to end her marriage. Nicole's reaction to what it's like to kiss someone new for the first time in 30+ years and what feelings Carlton sparked in her should've been front and center.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
So I learned about boneless sofas today and whatever interest I had in them quickly faded when I saw complaints about people finding mold growing on the bottom of their sofas 🥴
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
So I learned about boneless sofas today and whatever interest I had in them quickly faded when I saw complaints about people finding mold growing on the bottom of their sofas 🥴
The first player to hit 50+ home runs and lead the entire MLB in batting average. MVP him!
September 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The first player to hit 50+ home runs and lead the entire MLB in batting average. MVP him!
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#BTG #BeyondTheGates
Leslie sitting with Anita, learning about Barbara was such a great scene. And it could’ve put the Leslie character on the road to some kind of softness or vulnerability, making her more layered. Idk what to do with this though. Wonderfully written and acted but…
Leslie sitting with Anita, learning about Barbara was such a great scene. And it could’ve put the Leslie character on the road to some kind of softness or vulnerability, making her more layered. Idk what to do with this though. Wonderfully written and acted but…
September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
#BTG #BeyondTheGates
Leslie sitting with Anita, learning about Barbara was such a great scene. And it could’ve put the Leslie character on the road to some kind of softness or vulnerability, making her more layered. Idk what to do with this though. Wonderfully written and acted but…
Leslie sitting with Anita, learning about Barbara was such a great scene. And it could’ve put the Leslie character on the road to some kind of softness or vulnerability, making her more layered. Idk what to do with this though. Wonderfully written and acted but…
How many freaking commercials do the Manning brothers??? My goodness. E N O U G H!!!
September 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How many freaking commercials do the Manning brothers??? My goodness. E N O U G H!!!
DK MOTHERFUCKING METCALF
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
DK MOTHERFUCKING METCALF
JAAAAALEN!!! But also I want to beat your ass for faking like you got hurt.
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
JAAAAALEN!!! But also I want to beat your ass for faking like you got hurt.
Texture ID's protein reconstructor got rid of the mushy undefined mess that's been my hair and the best part is that I only had to let it sit on my hair for 2 minutes for it to do its job. Bye bye ApHogee ✌🏾
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Texture ID's protein reconstructor got rid of the mushy undefined mess that's been my hair and the best part is that I only had to let it sit on my hair for 2 minutes for it to do its job. Bye bye ApHogee ✌🏾
Translation: When manufacturing wins for Leslie vs. the powerful and prestigious Duprees it was explained how the trust works. Now please ignore how that explanation doesn't cover Leslie being able to spend way over the first & only check she's received so far and don't question us any further.
Maybe I’m being obtuse but this still doesn’t explain how we saw her get a single $1mill check and hear how she’ll get checks every 6 months and yet she’s buying condos, apartments, new wardrobe, donating a sports wing, and buying a mansion for twice its worth??? #BeyondTheGates
September 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Translation: When manufacturing wins for Leslie vs. the powerful and prestigious Duprees it was explained how the trust works. Now please ignore how that explanation doesn't cover Leslie being able to spend way over the first & only check she's received so far and don't question us any further.
Good morning. Here's something heart-warming.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning. Here's something heart-warming.
If you were ever curious to know what it would sound like if Katt Williams ever did voiceovers for DIY projects well consider your curiosity fulfilled.
September 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you were ever curious to know what it would sound like if Katt Williams ever did voiceovers for DIY projects well consider your curiosity fulfilled.