G.O. Jail
We were informed that there was a need for G.O. Jail over on BSky, so we're here to check it out
Special Officer Bildaddy rocks! He's lovely! He's handsome!
EMBRACE THE CURSED!
LITERALLY JUST ARRIVED!!
Going to spend some time settling the Jail in, getting the officers acquainted with you loverly lot...and then...we'll see.
Mind how you go.
Have a loverly weekend.
G.O JAIL
++RULES OF G.O. JAIL on BSKY++
We'll keep it simple:
1. Over-angsty posts will get 24 hours jail bar time
2. If Jail receives a report, HRH will consider it and hand down a verdict
3. We expect @ninstarfish.bsky.social to be a regular guest
4. Special Officer Bildaddy is fantabulous
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
WE'RE BACK BABY!
For a while & then we'll be on skeleton staff again until Sunday sometime, bcos, life gets in the way.
S.O. Rabey is still recovering, so only light duties for now.
Please direct any incidents towards S.O. Bildaddy & Officer Makemyday.
Please be good.
Thankyou.
G.O. Jail
WE'RE BACK BABY!
For a while & then we'll be on skeleton staff again until Sunday sometime, bcos, life gets in the way.
S.O. Rabey is still recovering, so only light duties for now.
Please direct any incidents towards S.O. Bildaddy & Officer Makemyday.
Please be good.
Thankyou.
G.O. Jail
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GO. FANDOM: APOLOGIES
Jail had an emergency today, which took everyone away from the office.
Soup C escaped it's cage and ran Amok! Amok! Amok!
It was carnage!
Croutons e/where, we'll be finding them all over the place for weeks.
We hope to have some sort of normal service back soon.
G.O. Jail
GO. FANDOM: APOLOGIES
Jail had an emergency today, which took everyone away from the office.
Soup C escaped it's cage and ran Amok! Amok! Amok!
It was carnage!
Croutons e/where, we'll be finding them all over the place for weeks.
We hope to have some sort of normal service back soon.
G.O. Jail
There used to be well over 1,000 of these ponds across the South Downs, but there's only around 10 per cent left.
The report is due to be on BBC South East tonight!
There used to be well over 1,000 of these ponds across the South Downs, but there's only around 10 per cent left.
The report is due to be on BBC South East tonight!
Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then young Pris?
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
Packing?
Thinking of going somewhere soon?
Can we humbly suggest that you don't leave the area, for the time being.
There are some...investigations...being carried out.
G.O. Jail
Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then young Pris?
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
Packing?
Thinking of going somewhere soon?
Can we humbly suggest that you don't leave the area, for the time being.
There are some...investigations...being carried out.
G.O. Jail
FINALLY, someone talking sense!
*several officers down over this, rolling around laughing*
G.O. Jail
FINALLY, someone talking sense!
*several officers down over this, rolling around laughing*
G.O. Jail
RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT IN JAIL!
@alwaysbemybaby.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social
For reasons we can't go into rn, we don't have any furniture in the jail office, we've sent out for bean bags so we don't have to +
RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT IN JAIL!
@alwaysbemybaby.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social
For reasons we can't go into rn, we don't have any furniture in the jail office, we've sent out for bean bags so we don't have to +
QUITE AN ASTOUNDING piece of advice and incredible insight from young Star, here.
Amazing.
Enjoy your stay.
And the food.
G.O. Jail
QUITE AN ASTOUNDING piece of advice and incredible insight from young Star, here.
Amazing.
Enjoy your stay.
And the food.
G.O. Jail
*Not the entire Jail staff, slipping back into the Jail, very very quietly, since HRH dispensed his judgement for Star...sshhhhh don't tell anyone we're back...gonna leave the phone off the hook for a bit*
G.O. Jail
*Not the entire Jail staff, slipping back into the Jail, very very quietly, since HRH dispensed his judgement for Star...sshhhhh don't tell anyone we're back...gonna leave the phone off the hook for a bit*
G.O. Jail
G.O. FANDOM v STAR
HRH has spent the weekend deliberating, alone and with a heavy heart.
Here follows his sentencing.
For the crime of burning Tiny Michael, HRH wanted to jail Star for TEN YEARS! Yes, you heard right.
Ten.
Years.
But we said NOOOOO, you can't!!
He reconsidered.
++
G.O. FANDOM v STAR
HRH has spent the weekend deliberating, alone and with a heavy heart.
Here follows his sentencing.
For the crime of burning Tiny Michael, HRH wanted to jail Star for TEN YEARS! Yes, you heard right.
Ten.
Years.
But we said NOOOOO, you can't!!
He reconsidered.
++
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
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