Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy
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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy
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Still on the Bird app/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
G.O. Jail
We were informed that there was a need for G.O. Jail over on BSky, so we're here to check it out
Special Officer Bildaddy rocks! He's lovely! He's handsome!
EMBRACE THE CURSED!
Now, now, you just rest and let HRH be the judge of that.
We don't trust either of them right now.
We heard Star talking of violence and jars and quite frankly, that kind of talk does not instill confidence.
G.O. Jail
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Get her to the Jail Infirmary, quick as you like!
She looks bad and it's making us go dizzy, just looking at her!
G.O. Jail
an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .
ALT: an older woman is crying while leaning against a door .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RIGHT!
WHO HAS POISONED OUR OFFICERS??
@ninstarfish.bsky.social and @becky7750.bsky.social are the Prime Suspects here!
ALL OFFICERS CALL - REPEAT, ALL OFFICERS CALL!!
We need assistance to place two prisoners under special "Protection"
We need to keep HRH away from them. He'll go bananas.
G.O. Jail
a hamster is standing next to a person 's hand and looking out a window .
ALT: a hamster is standing next to a person 's hand and looking out a window .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SPECIAL OFFICER BIL-DY!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU??!
YOU LOOK PYSCHEDELIC???!!!
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
😱😱😱
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
DID YOU DRINK THAT TRUTH SERUM AS WELL?
FF-
GOOD GRIEF, WE MEAN.
...
G.O. JAIL
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
S.O. RABEY WHERE ARE YOU?
REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!
S.O. BIL-DY AND OFFICER SILLY, YOU TOO PLEASE!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
AGAIN NOPE
G.O. JAIL
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
WE DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
WHERE IS S.O. RABEY??!
G.O. JAIL
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Who are we putting on trial here?
Star for pretending to be an angel?
Delulu if you ask us.

Not Hineko...surely...😘

G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
She says, when her pfp is literally a demon.
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*what is going on here...Hineko is normally trashing Jail...this is most discombobulating...*
G.O. Jail
a man wearing a hooded scarf around his head is standing in the woods .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded scarf around his head is standing in the woods .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ARE YOU
Absolutely sure about this?
You will have S.O. Bil-dy and Officer Silly with you.
Are you sure you can trust Star?
G.O. Jail
a cat is laying on top of a bed in a room
ALT: a cat is laying on top of a bed in a room
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
NONONONONONO!!
Nononono!
Nono
No - no
No, didn't say didn't want them...
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What drinking?
Where?
Who??
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS INVESTIGATING!!!
S.O. RABEY, go collect S.O. Bildaddy and get over to Becky's straight away please.
Take Officer Silly if you need him.
Don't underestimate...
...THE GO BANDIT!!!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Babies, all of you.
Pfft.
Explains A LOT.
S.O. Rabey excluded, obvs. We think.
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Oh No, S.O. Rabey - shall we get you to the Jail infirmary, come on now, you need a nice lie down.
And some chocolate.
S.O. Bil-dy
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
These mood swings/changes...whatever you want to call them are giving us whiplash.
Do they need chocolate do you think?
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Nice piece of solid evidence here.
Thanking you.
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM