Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy
@gojailatarsehq.bsky.social
Still on the Bird app/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
G.O. Jail
We were informed that there was a need for G.O. Jail over on BSky, so we're here to check it out
Special Officer Bildaddy rocks! He's lovely! He's handsome!
EMBRACE THE CURSED!
G.O. Jail
We were informed that there was a need for G.O. Jail over on BSky, so we're here to check it out
Special Officer Bildaddy rocks! He's lovely! He's handsome!
EMBRACE THE CURSED!
SPECIAL OFFICER BIL-DY!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU??!
YOU LOOK PYSCHEDELIC???!!!
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
😱😱😱
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU??!
YOU LOOK PYSCHEDELIC???!!!
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
😱😱😱
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
SPECIAL OFFICER BIL-DY!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU??!
YOU LOOK PYSCHEDELIC???!!!
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
😱😱😱
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU??!
YOU LOOK PYSCHEDELIC???!!!
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
😱😱😱
S.O. RABEY WHERE ARE YOU?
REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!
S.O. BIL-DY AND OFFICER SILLY, YOU TOO PLEASE!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!
S.O. BIL-DY AND OFFICER SILLY, YOU TOO PLEASE!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
S.O. RABEY WHERE ARE YOU?
REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!
S.O. BIL-DY AND OFFICER SILLY, YOU TOO PLEASE!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!
S.O. BIL-DY AND OFFICER SILLY, YOU TOO PLEASE!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
NONONONONONO!!
Nononono!
Nono
No - no
No, didn't say didn't want them...
HRH
G.O. Jail
Nononono!
Nono
No - no
No, didn't say didn't want them...
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
NONONONONONO!!
Nononono!
Nono
No - no
No, didn't say didn't want them...
HRH
G.O. Jail
Nononono!
Nono
No - no
No, didn't say didn't want them...
HRH
G.O. Jail
THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS INVESTIGATING!!!
S.O. RABEY, go collect S.O. Bildaddy and get over to Becky's straight away please.
Take Officer Silly if you need him.
Don't underestimate...
...THE GO BANDIT!!!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
G.O. Jail
S.O. RABEY, go collect S.O. Bildaddy and get over to Becky's straight away please.
Take Officer Silly if you need him.
Don't underestimate...
...THE GO BANDIT!!!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS INVESTIGATING!!!
S.O. RABEY, go collect S.O. Bildaddy and get over to Becky's straight away please.
Take Officer Silly if you need him.
Don't underestimate...
...THE GO BANDIT!!!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
G.O. Jail
S.O. RABEY, go collect S.O. Bildaddy and get over to Becky's straight away please.
Take Officer Silly if you need him.
Don't underestimate...
...THE GO BANDIT!!!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Oh No, S.O. Rabey - shall we get you to the Jail infirmary, come on now, you need a nice lie down.
And some chocolate.
S.O. Bil-dy
G.O. Jail
And some chocolate.
S.O. Bil-dy
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Oh No, S.O. Rabey - shall we get you to the Jail infirmary, come on now, you need a nice lie down.
And some chocolate.
S.O. Bil-dy
G.O. Jail
And some chocolate.
S.O. Bil-dy
G.O. Jail
YOU-
YOU MISS US???
But you're always moaning and whinging about us in general and HRH in particular?
What in the Didley Squat is going on here, young Hineko?!
G.O. Jail
YOU MISS US???
But you're always moaning and whinging about us in general and HRH in particular?
What in the Didley Squat is going on here, young Hineko?!
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
YOU-
YOU MISS US???
But you're always moaning and whinging about us in general and HRH in particular?
What in the Didley Squat is going on here, young Hineko?!
G.O. Jail
YOU MISS US???
But you're always moaning and whinging about us in general and HRH in particular?
What in the Didley Squat is going on here, young Hineko?!
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
#gojailatarsehq
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
G.O. FANDOM
WE'RE BACK BABY!
For a while & then we'll be on skeleton staff again until Sunday sometime, bcos, life gets in the way.
S.O. Rabey is still recovering, so only light duties for now.
Please direct any incidents towards S.O. Bildaddy & Officer Makemyday.
Please be good.
Thankyou.
G.O. Jail
WE'RE BACK BABY!
For a while & then we'll be on skeleton staff again until Sunday sometime, bcos, life gets in the way.
S.O. Rabey is still recovering, so only light duties for now.
Please direct any incidents towards S.O. Bildaddy & Officer Makemyday.
Please be good.
Thankyou.
G.O. Jail
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
G.O. FANDOM
WE'RE BACK BABY!
For a while & then we'll be on skeleton staff again until Sunday sometime, bcos, life gets in the way.
S.O. Rabey is still recovering, so only light duties for now.
Please direct any incidents towards S.O. Bildaddy & Officer Makemyday.
Please be good.
Thankyou.
G.O. Jail
WE'RE BACK BABY!
For a while & then we'll be on skeleton staff again until Sunday sometime, bcos, life gets in the way.
S.O. Rabey is still recovering, so only light duties for now.
Please direct any incidents towards S.O. Bildaddy & Officer Makemyday.
Please be good.
Thankyou.
G.O. Jail
WELL!
What a rollercoaster ride that was!
S.O. Rabey - it appears that you are still alive and getting better - can we do anything for you?
I'll have an officer bring a Get Well packidge for you.
Is the charge against young Sam attempted murder of an officer of G.O. Jail?
HRH
G.O. Jail
What a rollercoaster ride that was!
S.O. Rabey - it appears that you are still alive and getting better - can we do anything for you?
I'll have an officer bring a Get Well packidge for you.
Is the charge against young Sam attempted murder of an officer of G.O. Jail?
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
WELL!
What a rollercoaster ride that was!
S.O. Rabey - it appears that you are still alive and getting better - can we do anything for you?
I'll have an officer bring a Get Well packidge for you.
Is the charge against young Sam attempted murder of an officer of G.O. Jail?
HRH
G.O. Jail
What a rollercoaster ride that was!
S.O. Rabey - it appears that you are still alive and getting better - can we do anything for you?
I'll have an officer bring a Get Well packidge for you.
Is the charge against young Sam attempted murder of an officer of G.O. Jail?
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
That can always be reviewed, if you wish, S.O. Rabey.
HRH
G.O. Jail
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That can always be reviewed, if you wish, S.O. Rabey.
HRH
G.O. Jail
HRH
G.O. Jail
Yes. To be honest, we're not happy about either of them at the moment.
I think we may need to call a meeting.
You, 2 other officers and HRH. Could you see what officers are available please?
We would suggest, Bildaddy, Clipboard, Makemyday or Ahhh!. Only 2 are needed.
Deputy Chief Jailer
G.O. Jail
I think we may need to call a meeting.
You, 2 other officers and HRH. Could you see what officers are available please?
We would suggest, Bildaddy, Clipboard, Makemyday or Ahhh!. Only 2 are needed.
Deputy Chief Jailer
G.O. Jail
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Yes. To be honest, we're not happy about either of them at the moment.
I think we may need to call a meeting.
You, 2 other officers and HRH. Could you see what officers are available please?
We would suggest, Bildaddy, Clipboard, Makemyday or Ahhh!. Only 2 are needed.
Deputy Chief Jailer
G.O. Jail
I think we may need to call a meeting.
You, 2 other officers and HRH. Could you see what officers are available please?
We would suggest, Bildaddy, Clipboard, Makemyday or Ahhh!. Only 2 are needed.
Deputy Chief Jailer
G.O. Jail
THIS CUTIE - NAY! THIS FINE UPSTANDING FELLOW OF THE LAW
LOOKS LIKE A RAT
TO YOU??!
S.O. RABEY - young Star is clearly in need of an Optician, for a sight test. Please arrange that too.
G.O. Jail
LOOKS LIKE A RAT
TO YOU??!
S.O. RABEY - young Star is clearly in need of an Optician, for a sight test. Please arrange that too.
G.O. Jail
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
THIS CUTIE - NAY! THIS FINE UPSTANDING FELLOW OF THE LAW
LOOKS LIKE A RAT
TO YOU??!
S.O. RABEY - young Star is clearly in need of an Optician, for a sight test. Please arrange that too.
G.O. Jail
LOOKS LIKE A RAT
TO YOU??!
S.O. RABEY - young Star is clearly in need of an Optician, for a sight test. Please arrange that too.
G.O. Jail
S.O. Rabey
Do not trust them
They will show their true intent by their actions
When - WHEN - they finally get out of Jail
Probably, also, while they are still incarcerated, judging by previous felonies
Do not be fooled
Be aloof - don't fraternise!
HRH
G.O. Jail
Do not trust them
They will show their true intent by their actions
When - WHEN - they finally get out of Jail
Probably, also, while they are still incarcerated, judging by previous felonies
Do not be fooled
Be aloof - don't fraternise!
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
S.O. Rabey
Do not trust them
They will show their true intent by their actions
When - WHEN - they finally get out of Jail
Probably, also, while they are still incarcerated, judging by previous felonies
Do not be fooled
Be aloof - don't fraternise!
HRH
G.O. Jail
Do not trust them
They will show their true intent by their actions
When - WHEN - they finally get out of Jail
Probably, also, while they are still incarcerated, judging by previous felonies
Do not be fooled
Be aloof - don't fraternise!
HRH
G.O. Jail
Nevertheless, we'll just send S.O. Biladdy over, to say hello and all that.
G.O. Jail
G.O. Jail
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nevertheless, we'll just send S.O. Biladdy over, to say hello and all that.
G.O. Jail
G.O. Jail
S.O. Rabey, you have my permission to throw the book at Sam.
Sending Special Officer Bildaddy and Officer Silly to assist you.
HRH
G.O. Jail
Sending Special Officer Bildaddy and Officer Silly to assist you.
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
S.O. Rabey, you have my permission to throw the book at Sam.
Sending Special Officer Bildaddy and Officer Silly to assist you.
HRH
G.O. Jail
Sending Special Officer Bildaddy and Officer Silly to assist you.
HRH
G.O. Jail
We have a better one for you.
HRH
G.O. Jail
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
We have a better one for you.
HRH
G.O. Jail
HRH
G.O. Jail
Pardon me?
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Pardon me?
You too Sam, with the lazy hamster?
Disappointing.
So
disappointing.
G.O. Jail
Disappointing.
So
disappointing.
G.O. Jail
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You too Sam, with the lazy hamster?
Disappointing.
So
disappointing.
G.O. Jail
Disappointing.
So
disappointing.
G.O. Jail
Lazy, eh.
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Lazy, eh.
I
DID
WHAT
NOW?
Officer Makemyday
DID
WHAT
NOW?
Officer Makemyday
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I
DID
WHAT
NOW?
Officer Makemyday
DID
WHAT
NOW?
Officer Makemyday
Probably not.
But he might - might! - consent to a mutual courtship.
You are still in jail, after all.
S.O. Rabey - do you like weddings? We do!! S.O. Bildaddy bought a new outfit only last year, for just such an ocassion!
G.O. Jail
But he might - might! - consent to a mutual courtship.
You are still in jail, after all.
S.O. Rabey - do you like weddings? We do!! S.O. Bildaddy bought a new outfit only last year, for just such an ocassion!
G.O. Jail
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Probably not.
But he might - might! - consent to a mutual courtship.
You are still in jail, after all.
S.O. Rabey - do you like weddings? We do!! S.O. Bildaddy bought a new outfit only last year, for just such an ocassion!
G.O. Jail
But he might - might! - consent to a mutual courtship.
You are still in jail, after all.
S.O. Rabey - do you like weddings? We do!! S.O. Bildaddy bought a new outfit only last year, for just such an ocassion!
G.O. Jail