Megan!
@gogogadgetpants.bsky.social
Dog, cat, baby, and houseplant enthusiast. Interested in the law, baking, coffee, and books. Oh my gosh and now I'm also a baby in pottery! Probably not a time traveler. She/her
I enjoy human pass-times such as:
Touch a dog's furs
Utilize a bicycle
Read so many information books
Touch a dog's furs
Utilize a bicycle
Read so many information books
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I enjoy human pass-times such as:
Touch a dog's furs
Utilize a bicycle
Read so many information books
Touch a dog's furs
Utilize a bicycle
Read so many information books
I misheard a request to "build a fort!" in the playroom so now I have built the kids a boat and they are sailing it around looking at whales and dogfish and sharks and having to stop and do a LOT of boat repairs, which seems pretty realistic, if we're being honest.
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I misheard a request to "build a fort!" in the playroom so now I have built the kids a boat and they are sailing it around looking at whales and dogfish and sharks and having to stop and do a LOT of boat repairs, which seems pretty realistic, if we're being honest.
So it turns out the elderly cat and dog were just staying alive to spite each other and now that the dog has moved on, it looks like the cat's about to retire too. Uhg.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So it turns out the elderly cat and dog were just staying alive to spite each other and now that the dog has moved on, it looks like the cat's about to retire too. Uhg.
Reposted by Megan!
Frankly women aren’t ruining enough things. Let’s ruin sports betting. Let’s ruin underwear companies that don’t account for people having butts. Let’s ruin trucks so big their fronts are taller than our heads. Let’s ruin the prison industrial complex. I believe in us!
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Frankly women aren’t ruining enough things. Let’s ruin sports betting. Let’s ruin underwear companies that don’t account for people having butts. Let’s ruin trucks so big their fronts are taller than our heads. Let’s ruin the prison industrial complex. I believe in us!
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you can just make a shirley temple at home. no one can stop you. you can have a silly little pink drink whenever you want.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
you can just make a shirley temple at home. no one can stop you. you can have a silly little pink drink whenever you want.
If you call a tipline to help child snatchers grab children to send them to camps you know where you're going.
search.app/2rBQh
search.app/2rBQh
ICE to open call center to help track migrant children for removal
ICE plans to establish a "National Call Center" to help law enforcement track unaccompanied migrant children for potential removal.
search.app
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you call a tipline to help child snatchers grab children to send them to camps you know where you're going.
search.app/2rBQh
search.app/2rBQh
Donating money directly to food banks is probably the most efficient way to help feed our neighbors when SNAP runs out, but I think it might be nice to donate some treats, too? Like, people still have birthdays and anniversaries and stuff even if they're going through it.
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Donating money directly to food banks is probably the most efficient way to help feed our neighbors when SNAP runs out, but I think it might be nice to donate some treats, too? Like, people still have birthdays and anniversaries and stuff even if they're going through it.
For the first time in my adult life I have finally been summoned for jury duty and I'm actually kind of excited, which probably disqualifies me immediately during voir dire. Also, please don't ask me how to pronounce that.
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For the first time in my adult life I have finally been summoned for jury duty and I'm actually kind of excited, which probably disqualifies me immediately during voir dire. Also, please don't ask me how to pronounce that.
I don't hate noisemaking toys, I hate stuff that tells kids to "be nice" and "be sweet and smile at everyone you meet" in a singsongy voice.
I wonder if there's a fisher price hacking community!
I wonder if there's a fisher price hacking community!
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don't hate noisemaking toys, I hate stuff that tells kids to "be nice" and "be sweet and smile at everyone you meet" in a singsongy voice.
I wonder if there's a fisher price hacking community!
I wonder if there's a fisher price hacking community!
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[Exit pursued by a bear.]
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
[Exit pursued by a bear.]
I saw a post suggesting asking a date to see their YouTube homepage to see what it suggested about them and while I hope to never date again, I just checked mine and it is all Matt Berry and the Mountain Goats with a smattering of pottery tutorials so I probably don't have to worry about it anyway.
October 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I saw a post suggesting asking a date to see their YouTube homepage to see what it suggested about them and while I hope to never date again, I just checked mine and it is all Matt Berry and the Mountain Goats with a smattering of pottery tutorials so I probably don't have to worry about it anyway.
Does anyone else script out a phone call ahead of time? Or do you all just remember why you called and what your dog's name is and the word for boarding and the dates and times of your travel?
October 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Does anyone else script out a phone call ahead of time? Or do you all just remember why you called and what your dog's name is and the word for boarding and the dates and times of your travel?
I am not like a chronic em dash abuser but I do actually know how to use them and now I am extremely paranoid people will think I'm an AI if I do and it kind of sucks?
October 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am not like a chronic em dash abuser but I do actually know how to use them and now I am extremely paranoid people will think I'm an AI if I do and it kind of sucks?
Reposting this because "penis fly trap" made me do a huge belly laugh.
“Hey slow down! I’m trying to keep my fake bush from crawling inside the real one.”
Though this is for the waxed, and imagine paying for a wax to just slap a Kim K brand string hamster pelt covering 1.5 square inches of ye olde penis flytrap.
Though this is for the waxed, and imagine paying for a wax to just slap a Kim K brand string hamster pelt covering 1.5 square inches of ye olde penis flytrap.
Yall have $32 merkin drawers on your 2025 This Might Be The Apocalypse bingo card?
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposting this because "penis fly trap" made me do a huge belly laugh.
I unfairly judge and don't trust dudes on dates at nice coffee shops that want "a hot chocolate."
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I unfairly judge and don't trust dudes on dates at nice coffee shops that want "a hot chocolate."
Okay Grandma, if Portland keeps burning down and everything is made of plywood now, wouldn't we see more refugees? Like, everyone knows a few people in their community who moved there after hurricane Katrina, why haven't we met anyone from Portland?
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Okay Grandma, if Portland keeps burning down and everything is made of plywood now, wouldn't we see more refugees? Like, everyone knows a few people in their community who moved there after hurricane Katrina, why haven't we met anyone from Portland?
The cat is so old that sometimes I find her sleeping and I'm worried she's... not sleeping.
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The cat is so old that sometimes I find her sleeping and I'm worried she's... not sleeping.
This is me if I win a big lottery. No joke!
![Comic. PERSON 1 to person with white hat: I finished all the gen-ed back in 2010, and I’m up to the 400-level courses in most departments. But now one of my advisors is saying I “can’t have more than 20 majors” and “need to graduate next year.” It’s outrageous! [caption] My university is making it really hard to finish a 100% all achievements speedrun.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigl6eeo62a2vwfi5hsaakrhvcqhoh7zpjgqslpteem2vfdmtxh4si@jpeg)
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is me if I win a big lottery. No joke!
I am going to charitably assume that vaccine hesitant parents worried about autism and its causes are concerned that they won't be good enough to step up to the challenge of raising a kid with a disability. I worried about that, too, when I was pregnant! (1/2)
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I am going to charitably assume that vaccine hesitant parents worried about autism and its causes are concerned that they won't be good enough to step up to the challenge of raising a kid with a disability. I worried about that, too, when I was pregnant! (1/2)
Okay, if you want to think about a media beef that's practically lighthearted in comparison to The News, may I interest you in the fact that John Green the author has gravely insulted knitters? They are out for blood, and by blood I mean they're trying to get him to knit a sock.
September 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Okay, if you want to think about a media beef that's practically lighthearted in comparison to The News, may I interest you in the fact that John Green the author has gravely insulted knitters? They are out for blood, and by blood I mean they're trying to get him to knit a sock.
Gigantic by the Pixies will always be about a big big dog because I used to sing it to one of my dogs as her theme song.
Also the world is on fire, and I'm still applying to law school for some reason?
Also the world is on fire, and I'm still applying to law school for some reason?
September 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gigantic by the Pixies will always be about a big big dog because I used to sing it to one of my dogs as her theme song.
Also the world is on fire, and I'm still applying to law school for some reason?
Also the world is on fire, and I'm still applying to law school for some reason?
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Adding some color to your timeline: what I picked in the garden today.
August 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Adding some color to your timeline: what I picked in the garden today.
Reposted by Megan!
You will commit an act of bravery tomorrow. It may seem small, maybe even insignificant to you. It may be that nobody but you ever knows it happened. But you will do something that requires you to push past your fears, and you will know it. That is no small thing. Celebrate it.
August 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You will commit an act of bravery tomorrow. It may seem small, maybe even insignificant to you. It may be that nobody but you ever knows it happened. But you will do something that requires you to push past your fears, and you will know it. That is no small thing. Celebrate it.
Story time: As I left the garden today I was carrying a golden zebra zucchini when a husky man with a walking stick covered in fresh flowers and big red sunglasses walked by grinning and laughing and said "Did you just pick a zucchini? That's amazing!" (1/2)
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Story time: As I left the garden today I was carrying a golden zebra zucchini when a husky man with a walking stick covered in fresh flowers and big red sunglasses walked by grinning and laughing and said "Did you just pick a zucchini? That's amazing!" (1/2)