Gaylord Starsword
@godisaunicorn.bsky.social
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About Me:
*Writer
*Criminal Minds, X-Files, Xena, POI
*When you're stretching your legs 10 hours into a road trip and all around you is dirt and weeds and rocks and the gas station smells like cigarettes and gasoline and it begins to rain
*Sloangreymercydeath on AO3
*Jenny-From-The-BAU on tumblr
*Writer
*Criminal Minds, X-Files, Xena, POI
*When you're stretching your legs 10 hours into a road trip and all around you is dirt and weeds and rocks and the gas station smells like cigarettes and gasoline and it begins to rain
*Sloangreymercydeath on AO3
*Jenny-From-The-BAU on tumblr
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I love the memes, but I hate how everyone is talking about Luigi as if he's the guy did the murder. We literally don't know that.
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I love the memes, but I hate how everyone is talking about Luigi as if he's the guy did the murder. We literally don't know that.
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The living room Bigfoots are now ready for Christmas! 🎄 🎅🏼 🦶
December 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The living room Bigfoots are now ready for Christmas! 🎄 🎅🏼 🦶
I've been wearing glasses for almost 20 years and yet, today, I almost left my house without putting them on??
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
I've been wearing glasses for almost 20 years and yet, today, I almost left my house without putting them on??
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silo is a funny show because if i lived in a dystopia consisting of 10,000 people living on 144 floors of a silo separated by stairs i wouldn't be interested in murder mystery or the world outside i'd be complaining oooauughhhh another day of stairs i hate the founders so much this is so many stairs
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
silo is a funny show because if i lived in a dystopia consisting of 10,000 people living on 144 floors of a silo separated by stairs i wouldn't be interested in murder mystery or the world outside i'd be complaining oooauughhhh another day of stairs i hate the founders so much this is so many stairs
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Looking to save money today? Why not pick up a knock-off bigfoot toy? 🦶
November 29, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Looking to save money today? Why not pick up a knock-off bigfoot toy? 🦶
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry for the canned joke.
Jupiter Trans Confirmed
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Jupiter Trans Confirmed
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there are passion projects and then there are spite and misery projects
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
there are passion projects and then there are spite and misery projects
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Me, 150 minutes into Wicked, unable to allow myself to simply enjoy the art I am experiencing, whispering to my wife: “More like defying BREVITY am I right?”
November 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Me, 150 minutes into Wicked, unable to allow myself to simply enjoy the art I am experiencing, whispering to my wife: “More like defying BREVITY am I right?”
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A person on a bicycle is by far the most energy-efficient among animals and machines per distance traveled relative to body weight. The bicycle is magic.
www.jstor.org/stable/24923...
www.jstor.org/stable/24923...
November 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
A person on a bicycle is by far the most energy-efficient among animals and machines per distance traveled relative to body weight. The bicycle is magic.
www.jstor.org/stable/24923...
www.jstor.org/stable/24923...
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
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Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah
I love my current program and I'm so excited to go work in the field, but apparently, you never grow out of procrastinating homework and getting distracted mid-project
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I love my current program and I'm so excited to go work in the field, but apparently, you never grow out of procrastinating homework and getting distracted mid-project
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Popular twitter personalities showing up on Bluesky
November 24, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Popular twitter personalities showing up on Bluesky
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doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
November 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
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Music critic: wow Chappell Roan’s lyrics are so subversive and provocative, finally an artist who doesn’t play by the rules
My 2 year-old: “H-O-T-T-O-G-O”
My 2 year-old: “H-O-T-T-O-G-O”
November 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Music critic: wow Chappell Roan’s lyrics are so subversive and provocative, finally an artist who doesn’t play by the rules
My 2 year-old: “H-O-T-T-O-G-O”
My 2 year-old: “H-O-T-T-O-G-O”
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nobody is making videos like 90s hip hop ones where it's a fisheye lens and the film is undercranked and busta rhymes is walking weird
November 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
nobody is making videos like 90s hip hop ones where it's a fisheye lens and the film is undercranked and busta rhymes is walking weird
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The attitude fandoms have towards redesigns is kind of a bummer because there's a lot of excitement in seeing people create reworkings of another character whether for fun or for critique, but now people unironically see them as "harassment".
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
The attitude fandoms have towards redesigns is kind of a bummer because there's a lot of excitement in seeing people create reworkings of another character whether for fun or for critique, but now people unironically see them as "harassment".
When I'm struggling to find the mental energy to write my silly little fanfictions, I simple watch 10 minutes of an episode with Emily Prentiss in it and I am fixed
November 24, 2024 at 8:33 PM
When I'm struggling to find the mental energy to write my silly little fanfictions, I simple watch 10 minutes of an episode with Emily Prentiss in it and I am fixed
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posting art on social media in this day and age be like
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
posting art on social media in this day and age be like