THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.
German novel: they died of despair.
French novel: they died of heartbreak.
Russian novel: they died of an axe to the head.
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?