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Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.

But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.

If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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“Oil… oil… oil… oil… oil… oil…”

TLDR: It was never about drugs
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Didn’t he moan for months about the actual peace prize not going to him? I’m surprised it isn’t the CPAC Peace Prize
A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.

And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Crazy stuff.
Hassett: "The president has a proven track record on affordability and healthcare and it's this: If you go back and look at our first term, we had 2 years in a row where the consumer price index for drugs went negative."
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They’re such monsters. Any sane person should see this as bullshit.
Yes, who is more likely to regard the sacrifice of people as abhorrent than those who follow a religion centered on celebrating the sacrifice of a person?
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
OMG he made grok so he could have a personality.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Well, it made *me* chuckle...
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We should really just start over.
September 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Can’t wait until we find the next greatest scandal to rile up mediocre minds and senior citizens.
Maria Bartiromo on the Comey allegations: "Truly extraordinary. This is the biggest scandal that anyone has ever seen, followed by the Joe Biden mental capacity scandal and the autopen use."
September 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Swordtember : Fracture

#swordtember #swordscomic
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Stephen Miller: You will live in exile. The power of law enforcement under President Trump's leadership will be used to find you, will be used to take away your money, take away your power and if you have broken the law, take away your freedom

Sounds like a typical fascist
September 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They’re going to use this as a springboard. The fact that it happened in Utah is probably the only thing that doesn’t push their current narrative.
Very, very bad stuff coming from leading right-wingers
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Killing foreign nationals, claiming their boat was carrying narcotics, without evidence, is a crime.

And why did you let 17 relatives of the Sinaloa Cartel head “El Chapo Guzmán” into the United States?

You are supposed to keep Cartel members out, JD, not let them in.
September 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Report: Average American Worker Replaced Within 10 Minutes Of Taking Vacation https://theonion.com/report-average-american-worker-replaced-within-10-minu-1819576848/
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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In case it still isn’t clear A vote for Cuomo is a vote for Trump 👇🏽

Per NYT, Trump is discussing giving jobs to Eric Adams & Curtis Sliwa to make Cuomo vs. Zohran a 1 on 1 race.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...
September 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The Green Boy, from Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection — Michael K. Frith, 1984
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie.

If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM