Alchemi
@goblin-alchemi.bsky.social
She/Her | MINORS DNI | God's Favorite Princess | Shiny Cardboard Goblin | smolblin leader | Super Bachelor's-Degree-Level Luck | Twitch Affiliate | Snail Gang
I have an idea for a new series, and it has me so excited that I have 6 pages of notes already. There is still so much research to do
This might take awhile to prep and get the timeline together, but this has me real excited to make content again
This might take awhile to prep and get the timeline together, but this has me real excited to make content again
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I have an idea for a new series, and it has me so excited that I have 6 pages of notes already. There is still so much research to do
This might take awhile to prep and get the timeline together, but this has me real excited to make content again
This might take awhile to prep and get the timeline together, but this has me real excited to make content again
Tfw you accidentally make one of your CM front runners too good at the 2nd leg and neglect the final stretch, completely cock-blocking your other front runner from ever winning, then bench them and immediately see results
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tfw you accidentally make one of your CM front runners too good at the 2nd leg and neglect the final stretch, completely cock-blocking your other front runner from ever winning, then bench them and immediately see results
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RAFFLETIME!!!
Because I got 500 on bsky and Twitch around the same time I thought it’s be a great time to hold one of these!
Thank you all so much for all your support! I love you all!!!
#goblin
Because I got 500 on bsky and Twitch around the same time I thought it’s be a great time to hold one of these!
Thank you all so much for all your support! I love you all!!!
#goblin
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
RAFFLETIME!!!
Because I got 500 on bsky and Twitch around the same time I thought it’s be a great time to hold one of these!
Thank you all so much for all your support! I love you all!!!
#goblin
Because I got 500 on bsky and Twitch around the same time I thought it’s be a great time to hold one of these!
Thank you all so much for all your support! I love you all!!!
#goblin
i'm such a gamer lmao
(i should not have won)
(i should not have won)
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i'm such a gamer lmao
(i should not have won)
(i should not have won)
I can't believe the night after I drunkenly theory up a guts deck for scenario 2, they announce that we're actually getting the guts rework months ahead of time
"I know this is gonna be dogshit, but could you imagine running scenario 2 post-rework with this nonsense?"
"I know this is gonna be dogshit, but could you imagine running scenario 2 post-rework with this nonsense?"
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I can't believe the night after I drunkenly theory up a guts deck for scenario 2, they announce that we're actually getting the guts rework months ahead of time
"I know this is gonna be dogshit, but could you imagine running scenario 2 post-rework with this nonsense?"
"I know this is gonna be dogshit, but could you imagine running scenario 2 post-rework with this nonsense?"
I thought I had well over 100 Agnes Tachyon runs, because i have 6 3* Tachys
No.
I have 35 runs. I have 3 3* speeds, a 3* power, and 2 3* staminas
I have 276 total runs, and 4 non-Tachyon 3*s
60% of my 3*s are an uma who only accounts for 13% of my runs
No.
I have 35 runs. I have 3 3* speeds, a 3* power, and 2 3* staminas
I have 276 total runs, and 4 non-Tachyon 3*s
60% of my 3*s are an uma who only accounts for 13% of my runs
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I thought I had well over 100 Agnes Tachyon runs, because i have 6 3* Tachys
No.
I have 35 runs. I have 3 3* speeds, a 3* power, and 2 3* staminas
I have 276 total runs, and 4 non-Tachyon 3*s
60% of my 3*s are an uma who only accounts for 13% of my runs
No.
I have 35 runs. I have 3 3* speeds, a 3* power, and 2 3* staminas
I have 276 total runs, and 4 non-Tachyon 3*s
60% of my 3*s are an uma who only accounts for 13% of my runs
*adds work friend on Steam*
Wait, now they could figure out that I'm a horny goblin on the internet
*Steam recommends me an nsfw furry game because of them*
Equivalent exchange, I suppose
Wait, now they could figure out that I'm a horny goblin on the internet
*Steam recommends me an nsfw furry game because of them*
Equivalent exchange, I suppose
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
*adds work friend on Steam*
Wait, now they could figure out that I'm a horny goblin on the internet
*Steam recommends me an nsfw furry game because of them*
Equivalent exchange, I suppose
Wait, now they could figure out that I'm a horny goblin on the internet
*Steam recommends me an nsfw furry game because of them*
Equivalent exchange, I suppose
Reposted by Alchemi
I'm feeling under the weather rn, but I'm also feeling so excited to do things
Kai got a new job at a barn that does really cool nonprofit work and is super good to their animals. We may also finally share a day off
We also just started moving to a new bigger space
Things are looking up ^^
Kai got a new job at a barn that does really cool nonprofit work and is super good to their animals. We may also finally share a day off
We also just started moving to a new bigger space
Things are looking up ^^
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm feeling under the weather rn, but I'm also feeling so excited to do things
Kai got a new job at a barn that does really cool nonprofit work and is super good to their animals. We may also finally share a day off
We also just started moving to a new bigger space
Things are looking up ^^
Kai got a new job at a barn that does really cool nonprofit work and is super good to their animals. We may also finally share a day off
We also just started moving to a new bigger space
Things are looking up ^^
First time Group A Finals win!
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
First time Group A Finals win!
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
Here are some silly arts made with restrictions, that turned out better than expected! The circumstances of their creation are in the alt text :p
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here are some silly arts made with restrictions, that turned out better than expected! The circumstances of their creation are in the alt text :p
You want to practice something or learn a new skill, but your perfectionism is holding you back? Get stupider!
For art, draw in pen or sharpie, use a cheap notebook from school, draw with a mouse in MS Paint! Let your restrictions be an excuse to be bad and just have fun!
You'll surprise yourself
For art, draw in pen or sharpie, use a cheap notebook from school, draw with a mouse in MS Paint! Let your restrictions be an excuse to be bad and just have fun!
You'll surprise yourself
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You want to practice something or learn a new skill, but your perfectionism is holding you back? Get stupider!
For art, draw in pen or sharpie, use a cheap notebook from school, draw with a mouse in MS Paint! Let your restrictions be an excuse to be bad and just have fun!
You'll surprise yourself
For art, draw in pen or sharpie, use a cheap notebook from school, draw with a mouse in MS Paint! Let your restrictions be an excuse to be bad and just have fun!
You'll surprise yourself
the switch from my dogshit cancer cup decks to goodstuff comfort runs on anges tachyon has been silly
straight up baffled at how much easier the game is, and how regularly i hit 11k+ rating, and how every run feels like a potential leo ace
straight up baffled at how much easier the game is, and how regularly i hit 11k+ rating, and how every run feels like a potential leo ace
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the switch from my dogshit cancer cup decks to goodstuff comfort runs on anges tachyon has been silly
straight up baffled at how much easier the game is, and how regularly i hit 11k+ rating, and how every run feels like a potential leo ace
straight up baffled at how much easier the game is, and how regularly i hit 11k+ rating, and how every run feels like a potential leo ace
Won a $180 cookware set at another building event. My building manager looked like he was in pain when he pulled my name. Before he said anything, I couldn't help but yell "I told you!"
Me, while being handed a prize from a raffle: I'm really good at raffles
The person running the raffle: Did you just say that you're really good at raffles?
Me, holding up the prize: Obviously
The person running the raffle: Did you just say that you're really good at raffles?
Me, holding up the prize: Obviously
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Won a $180 cookware set at another building event. My building manager looked like he was in pain when he pulled my name. Before he said anything, I couldn't help but yell "I told you!"
With the CM team I had the least confidence in, with the worst Round 1 performance, qualified for Group A Finals
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
With the CM team I had the least confidence in, with the worst Round 1 performance, qualified for Group A Finals
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
I haven't hit a 3* parent in over a month, and finally sat down and thought "I don't want to farm Cancer cup aces anymore. I'm going after parents"
*the very next run*
*the very next run*
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I haven't hit a 3* parent in over a month, and finally sat down and thought "I don't want to farm Cancer cup aces anymore. I'm going after parents"
*the very next run*
*the very next run*
Not really as last minute, but when my first 2 min animation was 2 weeks till due in year 1 of my major, I literally tanked every other class to wake up at 6am, pull out a sleeve of Oreos, work till midnight-3am, then go to bed and repeat. I was one of three who turned it in on time
Fuck AI
Fuck AI
The night before it was due, I noticed an error in my analysis of some data that required me to modify the entirety of my 44-page dissertation overnight in order to properly account for how it affected my results and conclusions. I got a 2:1, the second highest grade possible.
Fuck AI.
Fuck AI.
I wrote the remaining 20 pages of a 30 page paper on historically comparative drought values the night before it was due AND last minute studied for the 3 finals I had over the course of the next 2 days of which I stayed awake for on a jug filled with NOS energy drinks and coffee grounds.
Fuck AI.
Fuck AI.
October 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not really as last minute, but when my first 2 min animation was 2 weeks till due in year 1 of my major, I literally tanked every other class to wake up at 6am, pull out a sleeve of Oreos, work till midnight-3am, then go to bed and repeat. I was one of three who turned it in on time
Fuck AI
Fuck AI
Really enjoying the benefits of a physically demanding job. This morning Kai put out their hand for some help sitting up out of bed to wake up, and I pulled them into my chest and picked them up in a princess carry
Was honestly surprised I could pull it off lmao
Was honestly surprised I could pull it off lmao
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Really enjoying the benefits of a physically demanding job. This morning Kai put out their hand for some help sitting up out of bed to wake up, and I pulled them into my chest and picked them up in a princess carry
Was honestly surprised I could pull it off lmao
Was honestly surprised I could pull it off lmao
Me: Toxtricity Should Be Allowed To FUCK
Friend: a--are you saying, like... "fuck" fuck, or are we still talking about getting Rising Voltage?
Me: Todegemaru Should Be Allowed To KILL GOD
Friend: I think I understand, but you're scaring me
Me: We Need To KILL Raging Bolt
Friend: a--are you saying, like... "fuck" fuck, or are we still talking about getting Rising Voltage?
Me: Todegemaru Should Be Allowed To KILL GOD
Friend: I think I understand, but you're scaring me
Me: We Need To KILL Raging Bolt
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Me: Toxtricity Should Be Allowed To FUCK
Friend: a--are you saying, like... "fuck" fuck, or are we still talking about getting Rising Voltage?
Me: Todegemaru Should Be Allowed To KILL GOD
Friend: I think I understand, but you're scaring me
Me: We Need To KILL Raging Bolt
Friend: a--are you saying, like... "fuck" fuck, or are we still talking about getting Rising Voltage?
Me: Todegemaru Should Be Allowed To KILL GOD
Friend: I think I understand, but you're scaring me
Me: We Need To KILL Raging Bolt
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Give folks their flowers
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Give folks their flowers
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier
"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Learned how to do some proper color calibration on my monitors (It's still a bit off, but one of them is far closer to accurate than any of my monitors have ever been), and now Alchemi's palette is bothering me
I'm gonna scream
I'm gonna scream
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Learned how to do some proper color calibration on my monitors (It's still a bit off, but one of them is far closer to accurate than any of my monitors have ever been), and now Alchemi's palette is bothering me
I'm gonna scream
I'm gonna scream
Holy shit, the Homestuck pilot is good, actually youtu.be/vQszKkN6Jb0
HOMESTUCK - The Animated Pilot
YouTube video by Vivziepop
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Holy shit, the Homestuck pilot is good, actually youtu.be/vQszKkN6Jb0
As it turns out, it's really easy to learn how to tie knots when you have an enthusiatic test subject to practice on
September 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As it turns out, it's really easy to learn how to tie knots when you have an enthusiatic test subject to practice on
Straight romance stories be like: I will overcome any obstacle to save you, my love
Lesbian romance stories be like: I will rewrite the rules of the universe and make time, life, and causality my bitch, becoming the villainess in the process, to have even one more moment with you, my love
Lesbian romance stories be like: I will rewrite the rules of the universe and make time, life, and causality my bitch, becoming the villainess in the process, to have even one more moment with you, my love
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Straight romance stories be like: I will overcome any obstacle to save you, my love
Lesbian romance stories be like: I will rewrite the rules of the universe and make time, life, and causality my bitch, becoming the villainess in the process, to have even one more moment with you, my love
Lesbian romance stories be like: I will rewrite the rules of the universe and make time, life, and causality my bitch, becoming the villainess in the process, to have even one more moment with you, my love
At the end of the night, when I'm starting one last Umamusume run to let my stamina regen overnight, I cannot help but take a perfectly good support card deck, and then turn it into a warcrime for Morning Alchemi to have to deal with the consequences of
"This won't work"
*starts the run anyway*
"This won't work"
*starts the run anyway*
September 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
At the end of the night, when I'm starting one last Umamusume run to let my stamina regen overnight, I cannot help but take a perfectly good support card deck, and then turn it into a warcrime for Morning Alchemi to have to deal with the consequences of
"This won't work"
*starts the run anyway*
"This won't work"
*starts the run anyway*