Alchemi
@goblin-alchemi.bsky.social
She/Her | MINORS DNI | God's Favorite Princess | Shiny Cardboard Goblin | smolblin leader | Super Bachelor's-Degree-Level Luck | Twitch Affiliate | Snail Gang
Tfw you accidentally make one of your CM front runners too good at the 2nd leg and neglect the final stretch, completely cock-blocking your other front runner from ever winning, then bench them and immediately see results
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tfw you accidentally make one of your CM front runners too good at the 2nd leg and neglect the final stretch, completely cock-blocking your other front runner from ever winning, then bench them and immediately see results
i'm such a gamer lmao
(i should not have won)
(i should not have won)
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i'm such a gamer lmao
(i should not have won)
(i should not have won)
First time Group A Finals win!
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
First time Group A Finals win!
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter
Here are some silly arts made with restrictions, that turned out better than expected! The circumstances of their creation are in the alt text :p
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here are some silly arts made with restrictions, that turned out better than expected! The circumstances of their creation are in the alt text :p
With the CM team I had the least confidence in, with the worst Round 1 performance, qualified for Group A Finals
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
With the CM team I had the least confidence in, with the worst Round 1 performance, qualified for Group A Finals
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
I'm would have doubts that I'll get the gold/platinum title in the finals... if I were a coward. Guess I'll just win instead
I haven't hit a 3* parent in over a month, and finally sat down and thought "I don't want to farm Cancer cup aces anymore. I'm going after parents"
*the very next run*
*the very next run*
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I haven't hit a 3* parent in over a month, and finally sat down and thought "I don't want to farm Cancer cup aces anymore. I'm going after parents"
*the very next run*
*the very next run*
The very last pull from my Gemini Cup winnings got me Seiun Sky :D
September 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The very last pull from my Gemini Cup winnings got me Seiun Sky :D
Day one of Gemini Cup went way better than anticipated. I even took two wins with a distance lead
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Day one of Gemini Cup went way better than anticipated. I even took two wins with a distance lead
Was real nervous going into my first attempt, but shins are shattering left and right
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Was real nervous going into my first attempt, but shins are shattering left and right
"Hey Maruzensky, you more of a tits or ass kinda gal?"
August 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"Hey Maruzensky, you more of a tits or ass kinda gal?"
I keep looking at my Taurus Cup matchups and thinking I'm big fucked, but my Nice Nature comes out covered in blood, with a baseball bat, like "Don't worry, we got this"
She is right... and scary
She is right... and scary
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I keep looking at my Taurus Cup matchups and thinking I'm big fucked, but my Nice Nature comes out covered in blood, with a baseball bat, like "Don't worry, we got this"
She is right... and scary
She is right... and scary
Contemplating both goblin and irl cosplays of the horse
Send help
Send help
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Contemplating both goblin and irl cosplays of the horse
Send help
Send help
horse game has invaded my dreams
August 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
horse game has invaded my dreams
Tfw you're trying to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ("fastest mario")
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Tfw you're trying to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ("fastest mario")
Got a new hairdryer and am starting to learn how to actually style my hair
content warning: me
content warning: me
July 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Got a new hairdryer and am starting to learn how to actually style my hair
content warning: me
content warning: me
bonus alchemis with funny shoes
June 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
bonus alchemis with funny shoes
I toiled in the MS Paint Mines for so long
(most of the lineart was done in Paint and brought into CSP for final cleanup and coloring)
(most of the lineart was done in Paint and brought into CSP for final cleanup and coloring)
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I toiled in the MS Paint Mines for so long
(most of the lineart was done in Paint and brought into CSP for final cleanup and coloring)
(most of the lineart was done in Paint and brought into CSP for final cleanup and coloring)
This was a ton of fun! Glad I could hang out to talk about the fuckability of pokemon with such good goobers, while raising money for a good spider ^^
Also, another wonderful excuse to open MS Paint in the morning
Also, another wonderful excuse to open MS Paint in the morning
June 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This was a ton of fun! Glad I could hang out to talk about the fuckability of pokemon with such good goobers, while raising money for a good spider ^^
Also, another wonderful excuse to open MS Paint in the morning
Also, another wonderful excuse to open MS Paint in the morning
My ISP seems to be having *a time*
June 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My ISP seems to be having *a time*
I remembered awhile ago, I saw someone edit the creature type line on Freya's MTG card to "Rat Wife", but couldn't find it, so I recreated it long after a conversation where it was relevant ended
June 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I remembered awhile ago, I saw someone edit the creature type line on Freya's MTG card to "Rat Wife", but couldn't find it, so I recreated it long after a conversation where it was relevant ended
Ayo, I've been on HRT for 2 years
Can I get some pogs in chat?
Can I get some pogs in chat?
June 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ayo, I've been on HRT for 2 years
Can I get some pogs in chat?
Can I get some pogs in chat?
oh no, i spilt the beans
June 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
oh no, i spilt the beans
Happy Pride Month!!
Daily reminder to love yourself for who you are and to strive to be your ideal self. Self-love and confidence are hot as hell, after all~
Daily reminder to love yourself for who you are and to strive to be your ideal self. Self-love and confidence are hot as hell, after all~
June 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Happy Pride Month!!
Daily reminder to love yourself for who you are and to strive to be your ideal self. Self-love and confidence are hot as hell, after all~
Daily reminder to love yourself for who you are and to strive to be your ideal self. Self-love and confidence are hot as hell, after all~