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The period between Christmas and New Year is great as it's the only time of year you can stay in your pyjamas for days, drink alcohol at any time, have 4 naps a day, and eat cheese and chocolate for every meal without anyone getting concerned and staging an intervention for you.
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The period between Christmas and New Year is great as it's the only time of year you can stay in your pyjamas for days, drink alcohol at any time, have 4 naps a day, and eat cheese and chocolate for every meal without anyone getting concerned and staging an intervention for you.
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
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The correct way to act when someone sneezes.
First sneeze - Bless you.
Second sneeze - Bless you!
Third sneeze - Blimey! Bless you! [small awkward laugh]
Fourth sneeze - OK, JUST BLOODY WELL PACK IT IN NOW AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU GERMY BASTARD.
First sneeze - Bless you.
Second sneeze - Bless you!
Third sneeze - Blimey! Bless you! [small awkward laugh]
Fourth sneeze - OK, JUST BLOODY WELL PACK IT IN NOW AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU GERMY BASTARD.
December 10, 2024 at 10:54 AM
The correct way to act when someone sneezes.
First sneeze - Bless you.
Second sneeze - Bless you!
Third sneeze - Blimey! Bless you! [small awkward laugh]
Fourth sneeze - OK, JUST BLOODY WELL PACK IT IN NOW AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU GERMY BASTARD.
First sneeze - Bless you.
Second sneeze - Bless you!
Third sneeze - Blimey! Bless you! [small awkward laugh]
Fourth sneeze - OK, JUST BLOODY WELL PACK IT IN NOW AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU GERMY BASTARD.
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Finding out you're eight weeks pregnant when your husband has been working away for three months.
November 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Finding out you're eight weeks pregnant when your husband has been working away for three months.
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I like Carole but this is a bananas comparison. Twitter is not an occupied country, it is a brand. The brand is now toxic so everyone is boycotting it. You wouldn't argue boycotting Chick-Fil-A is ceding ground to the homophobes
So I just posted this on Twitter & asked for views on it & the BlueSky exodus? Isn’t it just ceding ground to Musk? Zelensky didn’t pack his bags & decamp to Poland. Tell me why I’m wrong.
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts
Platform’s coverage of US election crystallised longstanding concerns about its content, says Guardian
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I like Carole but this is a bananas comparison. Twitter is not an occupied country, it is a brand. The brand is now toxic so everyone is boycotting it. You wouldn't argue boycotting Chick-Fil-A is ceding ground to the homophobes
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Well at least someone is enjoying all the cardboard we have piled up for the new recycling system.
November 15, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Well at least someone is enjoying all the cardboard we have piled up for the new recycling system.
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The NYT Tech Guild may have ended its strike, but today’s Wordle has made me wish they were still on the picket lines
November 14, 2024 at 6:53 AM
The NYT Tech Guild may have ended its strike, but today’s Wordle has made me wish they were still on the picket lines