Euan
@gnomelobotomy.bsky.social
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Determined to make this place less of an echo chamber by coming up with some bold new takes: for example, we should abolish the electoral college and replace it with a 12 foot man in an executioner mask with a gigantic hammer
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Determined to make this place less of an echo chamber by coming up with some bold new takes: for example, we should abolish the electoral college and replace it with a 12 foot man in an executioner mask with a gigantic hammer
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Kicked out of my Electroswing group for doing $7,000 worth of cocaine in 3 weeks, and as they're giving me the news I start pointing at them and shouting "Liberals! Liberals!"
November 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Kicked out of my Electroswing group for doing $7,000 worth of cocaine in 3 weeks, and as they're giving me the news I start pointing at them and shouting "Liberals! Liberals!"
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moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
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i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
Call me Gil, they way I get more girls
November 15, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Call me Gil, they way I get more girls
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Call my girl Nosferatu the way she FW my Murnau
November 15, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Call my girl Nosferatu the way she FW my Murnau
She call me Metropolis the way my Fritz is Lang
November 15, 2024 at 12:38 PM
She call me Metropolis the way my Fritz is Lang
She taco on my bell until I Mountain Dew Baja Blast ™️
November 15, 2024 at 12:36 PM
She taco on my bell until I Mountain Dew Baja Blast ™️
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She strogan me off until I beef
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 PM
She strogan me off until I beef
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She hob on my nob until I custard cream
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 PM
She hob on my nob until I custard cream
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(at coffees shop)
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 AM
(at coffees shop)
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
Me: so then you click here, where it says "register new account"
My colleague who is a dog cursed with human intelligence but no speaking ability: woof
Me: I'm concerned that you aren't taking this seriously, and I don't want to have to take that to Susan.
My colleague who is a dog cursed with human intelligence but no speaking ability: woof
Me: I'm concerned that you aren't taking this seriously, and I don't want to have to take that to Susan.
November 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Me: so then you click here, where it says "register new account"
My colleague who is a dog cursed with human intelligence but no speaking ability: woof
Me: I'm concerned that you aren't taking this seriously, and I don't want to have to take that to Susan.
My colleague who is a dog cursed with human intelligence but no speaking ability: woof
Me: I'm concerned that you aren't taking this seriously, and I don't want to have to take that to Susan.
Congratulations on your promotion dude, I hear they made you "Vice President of making it weird and then all the women leave"
November 13, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Congratulations on your promotion dude, I hear they made you "Vice President of making it weird and then all the women leave"
I go to a wine tasting and say that every wine has notes of "updog".
Nobody falls for it.
The sommeliers beat me to death with pool cues.
Nobody falls for it.
The sommeliers beat me to death with pool cues.
November 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I go to a wine tasting and say that every wine has notes of "updog".
Nobody falls for it.
The sommeliers beat me to death with pool cues.
Nobody falls for it.
The sommeliers beat me to death with pool cues.
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if dickens was on linkedin shit would be like
🥳It was the best of times,
😭it was the worst of times,
💡it was the age of wisdom,
🤪it was the age of foolishness,
🥳It was the best of times,
😭it was the worst of times,
💡it was the age of wisdom,
🤪it was the age of foolishness,
November 13, 2024 at 9:55 AM
if dickens was on linkedin shit would be like
🥳It was the best of times,
😭it was the worst of times,
💡it was the age of wisdom,
🤪it was the age of foolishness,
🥳It was the best of times,
😭it was the worst of times,
💡it was the age of wisdom,
🤪it was the age of foolishness,
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I hang from my shackled wrists in the castle's dungeon, as a hooded figure repeatedly burns my exposed belly with a hot poker.
"And then there's this other episode where Frasier and Niles try to plan a dinner party, and it all goes wrong." I say.
"Why are you not dead yet?" He asks.
"And then there's this other episode where Frasier and Niles try to plan a dinner party, and it all goes wrong." I say.
"Why are you not dead yet?" He asks.
November 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I hang from my shackled wrists in the castle's dungeon, as a hooded figure repeatedly burns my exposed belly with a hot poker.
"And then there's this other episode where Frasier and Niles try to plan a dinner party, and it all goes wrong." I say.
"Why are you not dead yet?" He asks.
"And then there's this other episode where Frasier and Niles try to plan a dinner party, and it all goes wrong." I say.
"Why are you not dead yet?" He asks.
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The Commodore PET 🐇
November 9, 2024 at 4:36 PM
The Commodore PET 🐇
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going to hell because i didn't wish a fictional character happy birthday when the corporate account tweeted about it
November 11, 2024 at 6:36 AM
going to hell because i didn't wish a fictional character happy birthday when the corporate account tweeted about it
But what if Charlie Brown did have hoes?
November 11, 2024 at 1:44 PM
But what if Charlie Brown did have hoes?
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