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i want stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
i want stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
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Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
Uranus is the Midwest of the solar system.
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Uranus is the Midwest of the solar system.
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i can't believe i littered today fuck.. i should book therapy
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
i can't believe i littered today fuck.. i should book therapy
the blurred lines guy is gonna make a right-wing push soon I'm feeling it
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the blurred lines guy is gonna make a right-wing push soon I'm feeling it
Guitar tone so clean it makes me consider the monastic life
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Guitar tone so clean it makes me consider the monastic life
I show up I post heat I vanish for three weeks
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I show up I post heat I vanish for three weeks
Geese know what's up
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Geese know what's up
should I learn Coptic
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
should I learn Coptic
Billy Strings fans will become the gen Z equivalent of old dudes who refuse to acknowledge any guitarist except Stevie Ray Vaughan
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Billy Strings fans will become the gen Z equivalent of old dudes who refuse to acknowledge any guitarist except Stevie Ray Vaughan
Linux and Lucy
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Linux and Lucy
is there a law that would let us reduce the liberty mutual marketing team to atoms
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
is there a law that would let us reduce the liberty mutual marketing team to atoms
alimony should be decided via laser tag
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
alimony should be decided via laser tag
the siege begins
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the siege begins
they should have instituted a penny buyback for the simple reason that it would be very funny to see pennies inflate in value to like four dollars
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
they should have instituted a penny buyback for the simple reason that it would be very funny to see pennies inflate in value to like four dollars
we should just keep inventing things forever. clearly technology will save us
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
we should just keep inventing things forever. clearly technology will save us
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they should invent a tamale printer
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
they should invent a tamale printer
They should invent a cherry tomato that doesn't roll off of your immaculately prepared salad and onto the dirty dirty floor
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
They should invent a cherry tomato that doesn't roll off of your immaculately prepared salad and onto the dirty dirty floor
[trying to tell the story of Noah] you know who else kept it one hundred on the land, the sea, the sky?
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
[trying to tell the story of Noah] you know who else kept it one hundred on the land, the sea, the sky?
masculine code switching using the uppercase I
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
masculine code switching using the uppercase I
Practicing my diaphragmatic breathing so that I can smoke cigarettes even faster
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Practicing my diaphragmatic breathing so that I can smoke cigarettes even faster
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
BREAKING: every Republican has died
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they need to make water that calms u and maybe glows
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
they need to make water that calms u and maybe glows
I genuinely want the next halo game to look like shit in a 2009 way and for the soundtrack to be made by a Seattle punk band with 5 followers
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I genuinely want the next halo game to look like shit in a 2009 way and for the soundtrack to be made by a Seattle punk band with 5 followers
if you live in a place with good Mexican food and good falafel that is a sacred place, value your time there
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
if you live in a place with good Mexican food and good falafel that is a sacred place, value your time there