Bryce Van Patten Bateman
globohomovirtual37.bsky.social
Bryce Van Patten Bateman
@globohomovirtual37.bsky.social
I love to have conversations with superserious super intellectual people. That's why I'm on this site.
Is that what Geoff is up to? What Craig say?
December 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by Bryce Van Patten Bateman
#4D4Efestival #adisorder4everyone

"The more we use these drugs, the more the burden of mental illness seems to rise in our societies." (Robert Whitaker, Anatomy of an Epidemic)
November 30, 2024 at 5:22 AM
" Remember the guy who asked the deceased person he was supposed to be eulogizing to " stand up" to relieve an award?
here's today's post: "does elderly golfer even know what planet he’s on?" — Earth calling Donny ... come in, Donny ...
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does elderly golfer even know what planet he’s on?
Earth calling Donny ... come in, Donny ...
bit.ly
December 10, 2024 at 4:21 PM
And who can forget Nikki's " banger" of a speech at the Virginia Tech shooting victims memorial?
December 10, 2024 at 4:18 PM
What's the secret password?
December 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Mastodon? Hmmm....... @ifightforkids.bsky.social
Hey you know who’ll ban transphobes in a heartbeat

Me over on my Mastodon server
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It's at the manufacturer.
Waiting for my PlayStation Wrapped WHERE IS IT
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Uh oh!!
December 10, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Can you locate Damascus on a map? ( And now, it's in the Castro District)
As Damascus falls to the rebel forces, it’s Assad day for Putin.
December 8, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I'll be right there. Thanks for the invite.
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by Bryce Van Patten Bateman
If Daniel Penny is convicted, maybe white people will learn to leave Black people alone when they’re making harmless threats on a train.
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 PM
" Always be aborting " Remember the motto.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!

Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.
December 3, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Plenty of Queens.
December 3, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Almost as much trouble as I have not feeling while attempting to watch one of your streams?
It appears as though this guy may have trouble being confirmed to FBI Director. Who could have guessed?
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 AM
To late!! They're here!
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 AM
This just in!!! Influential billionaire needs to hide " mean tweets ".
There is no point in trolling if no one sees it.

User control over our feeds is great. Including the ability to fully hide from everyone, unwanted replies, and block those people.

If i hide a reply from a troll from everyone, no one sees it.

Moderation is great

Really helps engagement
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 AM
How about a financial background check? Are you game?
I am not going to stop calling for an FBI background check of Tulsi Gabbard and neither should you.
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Dolphins?
I didn’t leave Twitter because of death threats.

I left Twitter because of rape threats.
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 AM
How about one billion from China?
December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Uh oh!!!!
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
" I was gonna pay child support than I got high".
This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail.

Fuck this bullshit.
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Cool handle.
December 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Hi Folx. Just another Virtual Citizen of the world looking to connect with my fellow person Folx.
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Is it real?
Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 AM