@glittermerlin.bsky.social
just a simple mad wizard teleported to another time trying to make some friends :)
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it took years, but the instagram reels algorithm finally figured me out
February 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
it took years, but the instagram reels algorithm finally figured me out
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wendy's cashier: will that be all?
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
January 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
wendy's cashier: will that be all?
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
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as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
January 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
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having the flatbread first when I go to an Indian restaurant, call that a naan starter
December 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
having the flatbread first when I go to an Indian restaurant, call that a naan starter
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silo is a funny show because if i lived in a dystopia consisting of 10,000 people living on 144 floors of a silo separated by stairs i wouldn't be interested in murder mystery or the world outside i'd be complaining oooauughhhh another day of stairs i hate the founders so much this is so many stairs
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
silo is a funny show because if i lived in a dystopia consisting of 10,000 people living on 144 floors of a silo separated by stairs i wouldn't be interested in murder mystery or the world outside i'd be complaining oooauughhhh another day of stairs i hate the founders so much this is so many stairs
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lol tiktok deleted this a little after it accumulated 50k likes
The youth are even writing songs about the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination.
The creator’s introductory comment for this music video is “deny the claim defend the lawsuit depose the patient is some otherworldly type of evil.”
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The creator’s introductory comment for this music video is “deny the claim defend the lawsuit depose the patient is some otherworldly type of evil.”
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December 6, 2024 at 11:59 AM
lol tiktok deleted this a little after it accumulated 50k likes
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I will never, ever get over this.
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(sexting) i cast cum
December 3, 2024 at 2:22 AM
(sexting) i cast cum
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I love that when I’m close up I’m huge. But when I’m far away I’m tiny
December 2, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I love that when I’m close up I’m huge. But when I’m far away I’m tiny
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the main problem that this website suffers from is a crippling lack of fat dykes in my dms
November 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
the main problem that this website suffers from is a crippling lack of fat dykes in my dms
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A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
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“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
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going through the horrors but lowkey thinking about fanfiction all day
November 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
going through the horrors but lowkey thinking about fanfiction all day
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.