glib_result
@glibresult.bsky.social
Likes: dim sum, dyed-in-the-wool wool, nerds
Dislikes: mango, King Leopold II of Belgium, wet socks
Dislikes: mango, King Leopold II of Belgium, wet socks
Guy next to me, in conversation: “I dunno, are bricks heavy?”
L7:
L7:
July 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Guy next to me, in conversation: “I dunno, are bricks heavy?”
L7:
L7:
July 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Zeke: Pet me
Kyle: *pets*
Zeke: Do not pet me
Kyle: *stops petting*
Zeke: Pet me and also not pet me why is this so hard for you to understand
Kyle: *pets*
Zeke: Do not pet me
Kyle: *stops petting*
Zeke: Pet me and also not pet me why is this so hard for you to understand
June 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Zeke: Pet me
Kyle: *pets*
Zeke: Do not pet me
Kyle: *stops petting*
Zeke: Pet me and also not pet me why is this so hard for you to understand
Kyle: *pets*
Zeke: Do not pet me
Kyle: *stops petting*
Zeke: Pet me and also not pet me why is this so hard for you to understand
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Just a reminder that some of the coldest, crispiest, most magical air conditioning I’ve ever experienced
in my life has been in the sweet embrace of a public library. Just putting that out there :)
in my life has been in the sweet embrace of a public library. Just putting that out there :)
June 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just a reminder that some of the coldest, crispiest, most magical air conditioning I’ve ever experienced
in my life has been in the sweet embrace of a public library. Just putting that out there :)
in my life has been in the sweet embrace of a public library. Just putting that out there :)
The recent gutting of queer youth support from the national lifeline isn’t remotely surprising, and it’s bundled into so many other horrors that it feels small in comparison.
But this one hits me personally, for a lot of reasons. It hurts. I hurt.
But this one hits me personally, for a lot of reasons. It hurts. I hurt.
June 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The recent gutting of queer youth support from the national lifeline isn’t remotely surprising, and it’s bundled into so many other horrors that it feels small in comparison.
But this one hits me personally, for a lot of reasons. It hurts. I hurt.
But this one hits me personally, for a lot of reasons. It hurts. I hurt.
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If you have trans youth in your lives, this is good to keep in mind.
June 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you have trans youth in your lives, this is good to keep in mind.
Every time a new @aptshadow.bsky.social comes out I am more convinced that he is really several Tchaikovskys in a trench coat.
June 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Every time a new @aptshadow.bsky.social comes out I am more convinced that he is really several Tchaikovskys in a trench coat.
What, you think you can ignore me all day and suddenly meow and expect me to drop everything and pet you?
Because I will.
Because I will.
June 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What, you think you can ignore me all day and suddenly meow and expect me to drop everything and pet you?
Because I will.
Because I will.
@weedlady.bsky.social warblers!
What your favorite migratory wood warbler says about you. An oldie. My current favorite is the black-throated blue but it changes daily.
May 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
@weedlady.bsky.social warblers!
Navigating connections in Iowa City: a short play
Person 1: Do you know a Josh?
Person 2: I know a Josh?
P1: He has a farm with apples.
P2: I don’t know any Joshes with a farm.
P1: Do you do theater?
P2: No…
P2: Do you ever craft?
P1: YES WE USED TO GO TO THE SAME MEETUP
Person 1: Do you know a Josh?
Person 2: I know a Josh?
P1: He has a farm with apples.
P2: I don’t know any Joshes with a farm.
P1: Do you do theater?
P2: No…
P2: Do you ever craft?
P1: YES WE USED TO GO TO THE SAME MEETUP
May 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Navigating connections in Iowa City: a short play
Person 1: Do you know a Josh?
Person 2: I know a Josh?
P1: He has a farm with apples.
P2: I don’t know any Joshes with a farm.
P1: Do you do theater?
P2: No…
P2: Do you ever craft?
P1: YES WE USED TO GO TO THE SAME MEETUP
Person 1: Do you know a Josh?
Person 2: I know a Josh?
P1: He has a farm with apples.
P2: I don’t know any Joshes with a farm.
P1: Do you do theater?
P2: No…
P2: Do you ever craft?
P1: YES WE USED TO GO TO THE SAME MEETUP
fuuuuuuck my rule is I have to take my drugs before noon, unless it’s already 12:30
April 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
fuuuuuuck my rule is I have to take my drugs before noon, unless it’s already 12:30
I think my epitaph should read “here lies Angela, who totally meant to go to the thing” except I’m gonna be a real mad ghost if y’all actually bury me
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I think my epitaph should read “here lies Angela, who totally meant to go to the thing” except I’m gonna be a real mad ghost if y’all actually bury me
Sometimes I love humans
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes I love humans
@embroiderelaine.bsky.social I am picturing your pup in this!
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
April 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@embroiderelaine.bsky.social I am picturing your pup in this!
If you needed more reasons to follow the moby dick bot
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you needed more reasons to follow the moby dick bot
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Hey guys Leo would like some attention soooo
April 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hey guys Leo would like some attention soooo
Did there used to be a way to see or share lists? I added a bunch of good stuff to my Undoomscrolling, thought it would be nice to share…?
April 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Did there used to be a way to see or share lists? I added a bunch of good stuff to my Undoomscrolling, thought it would be nice to share…?
I was not expecting to tear up at this.
The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943.
Only one cat has ever received the award.
This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25
Only one cat has ever received the award.
This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25
March 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was not expecting to tear up at this.
Do you ever think about how “I’m up for that,” and “I’m down with that” mean the same thing?
March 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do you ever think about how “I’m up for that,” and “I’m down with that” mean the same thing?
Oh no! My sims want to see a ghost but there aren't any tombstones in this neighborhood!
Kyle: This seems like an ethical problem
Me: This seems like a problem with a SOLUTION.
Kyle: This seems like an ethical problem
Me: This seems like a problem with a SOLUTION.
March 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh no! My sims want to see a ghost but there aren't any tombstones in this neighborhood!
Kyle: This seems like an ethical problem
Me: This seems like a problem with a SOLUTION.
Kyle: This seems like an ethical problem
Me: This seems like a problem with a SOLUTION.
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!!!!!
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
!!!!!