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@glibresult.bsky.social
18 followers 24 following 120 posts
Likes: dim sum, dyed-in-the-wool wool, nerds
Dislikes: mango, King Leopold II of Belgium, wet socks
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Photo of a box full of pennies with a man turning a crank on it
August 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Guy next to me, in conversation: “I dunno, are bricks heavy?”
L7:
July 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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@smbccomics.bsky.social
Cost of a semester at a private college: $17,000. Adjunct faculty salary per course per semester: $3,000. Cost of a baby tiger:$7,500. Conclusion: for the cost of a semester in college, you can hire PhDs to tutor you full time AND buy some exotic cats.
July 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Me too! This is my go-to. (I think it also has a green pepper added.) What’s yours?
June 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Tim Curry in dramatic drag makeup, leering at the camera with one perfect eyebrow raised.
June 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Zeke is a Speedo cat:
2 cats on a chair. One is grey & sitting like a normal cat. The other is black with a white patch between his legs, which is visible because he is lounging like he wants you to draw him like your french ladies.
June 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Exibit A: the Roomba
my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba-san...ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best" My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap Humans will pack bond with anything. Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend's roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it's just a machine? But it's a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it's just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???” When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don't want them to just be replaced because they're like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.
June 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Can confirm.
A photo of a hand holding a book. The cover is brightly colored and titled, “why short people are short tempered - is it because their souls are closer to hell?”
June 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Screenshot of the above post (a dramatic b&w photo of a flower) followed by a post from the Moby Dick bot that reads, “It was his death stroke.”
June 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Meet Temoc the meteor, UT Dallas mascot!
A person wearing a large puppet head with an enormous grin poses in mid-jump. Their hair and shirt are bright orange, and skin is sorta grey-blue.
May 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The Moby Dick bot always has the best responses; I hope you don’t mind
Screenshot of @tkingfisher’s post, followed by a post from a Moby Dick quote account that says “So in this vale of Death, God girds us round; and over all our gloom, the sun of Righteousness still shines a beacon and a hope.”
May 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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A screenshot of John Scalzi’s post of a sunset, followed by a post from Moby Dick that says “in the port is safety, comfort, hearthstone, supper, warm blankets, friends, all that’s kind to our mortalities”
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Sometimes I love humans
From Merriam-Webster: But she wears short skirts, we’re sedentary. She's Cheer Captain, and we’re the dictionary. Reply: dreaming about the day you wake up and find That the word you’re looking for was spelt wrong the whole time
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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How this post looked on my feed :D
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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If you needed more reasons to follow the moby dick bot
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I think the Moby Dick Bot just likes you…
In reply to the above post, “Sing out for every spout, though he spout ten times a second “
April 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Got this gem on my feed :D
Screenshot of previous post, followed by a post quoting Moby Dick “O Nature, and O soul of man!”
April 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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@theestrawman.bsky.social
A story in two panels
March 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Deep sea fish swims up into the light and dies.
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I am remembering that I moved here on purpose
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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How about a breach photo?
February 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Still not over it.
February 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM