Amazing how many followers some height & a fat cock can get you.

edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)

It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.

As snow and ice is coming, here’s a list of my ten favourite gritter names…

10. David Plowie
9. Nicole Saltslinger
8. Creedence Clear-Road Survival
7. Spreddie Mercury
6. I Want to Break Freeze
5. We Will Rock(salt) You
4. Super Spreader
3. Thaw and Order
2. Gritter Thunberg
1. Snow-be-gone Kenobi

I’ve been on Blue Sky for a week, and it’s now officially the longest relationship I’ve had for a year.

Ok what have I missed. Been awol ? See my followers have rocketed 🤦🏻‍♂️

For a moment I got excited coz I thought I could order on the app

eX-Twitter users are reportedly now arriving at Blue Sky on small boats.

How long will it take until my feed is full of only fans and my inbox asking if I want a nuru massage 🤦🏻‍♂️.

First blue sky post. Hello everyone 👋🏻