Citizen Paul Templeman
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Citizen Paul Templeman
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Writes books
Takes photos
Drinks red wine (often)

Writer of 'The Lenin Project' available at Amazon - https://amzn.eu/d/8WYzKow
#BuntersBrexit at https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTK3R9P3
#TheLastHope https://amzn.eu/d/aOoz680

Blog at https://edennote.com
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ENJOY BREXIT!!

Bunter's Brexit is now available in Kindle format for only £1.99!

Now read on the cheap about how a slothful, greedy, incompetent former public schoolboy was catapulted into office on the back of a pledge to deliver Brexit.

"I laughed until I cried."

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTK3R9P3
Bunter's Brexit
Buy Bunter's Brexit by Templeman, Paul, Fyfe, Andrew (ISBN: 9798877512740) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
www.amazon.co.uk
Just spent half an hour trying to break into my Expedia account.

‘We’ll send you a code.’ They don’t.
‘We’ll resend a code.’ They don’t.
‘Use your password instead.’ It doesn’t work.
‘We’ll send a reset password link.’ They don’t.
‘It’s in SPAM.’ It isn’t.
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Rubio is to make a speech at a Munich bier keller, like politicians before him.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rubio warns Europe of new era in geopolitics before Munich security conference
The US Secretary of State will address the first major transatlantic meeting since Donald Trump threatened to annex Greenland.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Reposted by Citizen Paul Templeman
A lot of people like the balmy weather caused by our planet burning up.
She also said that:

Climate change is a problem for the future. No, it's a problem now which will be even bigger in the future.

Temperatures haven't increased as much as expected. They have.

Sea level hasn't risen as much as expected. It has.

None of these were challenged by the interviewer.
The Today programme this morning interviewed Diana Furchgott-Roth, a senior staff member at the Heritage Foundation, about Trump's climate policies, during which she came out with the zinger: “a lot of people like it a bit warmer.”

How is it in the public interest to platform anti-science tripe?
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Didn’t we all do this when we were young?

Eh….
The head of the US health care system:

“I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
UK media is not talking about storm Nils which is causing devastation in Southern France.

www.lemonde.fr/en/environme...
Storm Nils kills three in France and Spain
Around 450,000 households were without electricity on Friday after the storm tore through southern France. Portugal was also hit.
www.lemonde.fr
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
An atomic theory of sorts.
It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Palantir, a US spy-tech firm, has been given access to millions of NHS patient records.

Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.

Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
you.38degrees.org.uk
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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A supremely cowardly tweet.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
A lot of people like the balmy weather caused by our planet burning up.
She also said that:

Climate change is a problem for the future. No, it's a problem now which will be even bigger in the future.

Temperatures haven't increased as much as expected. They have.

Sea level hasn't risen as much as expected. It has.

None of these were challenged by the interviewer.
The Today programme this morning interviewed Diana Furchgott-Roth, a senior staff member at the Heritage Foundation, about Trump's climate policies, during which she came out with the zinger: “a lot of people like it a bit warmer.”

How is it in the public interest to platform anti-science tripe?
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Mat Goodwin is accompanied by a couple of Brownshirts at the by-election hustings.
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Rubio is to make a speech at a Munich bier keller, like politicians before him.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rubio warns Europe of new era in geopolitics before Munich security conference
The US Secretary of State will address the first major transatlantic meeting since Donald Trump threatened to annex Greenland.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Trump wins yet another award. Why doesn’t Starmer win awards?

Beautiful clean coal - you just want to hug it.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump named ‘undisputed champion of beautiful clean coal’ by industry group
Award was presented as president directed Pentagon to buy billions of dollars’ worth of energy from coal plants
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Reposted by Citizen Paul Templeman
ENJOY BREXIT!!

Bunter's Brexit is now available in Kindle format for only £1.99!

Now read on the cheap about how a slothful, greedy, incompetent former public schoolboy was catapulted into office on the back of a pledge to deliver Brexit.

"I laughed until I cried."

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CTK3R9P3
Bunter's Brexit
Buy Bunter's Brexit by Templeman, Paul, Fyfe, Andrew (ISBN: 9798877512740) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
www.amazon.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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If Steve Jobs were alive today would he be just another billionaire tech bro alongside Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos, or would he be something else?

I hope something else and I’m glad I will never be disappointed.

#SteveJobs
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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In other unrelated news, you can buy Nige for about £60 on Cameo

He will literally say anything
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
So sad.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is fucking hilarious! I can't help but laugh.
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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I keep thinking about how my phone used to feel like a tool. Now it feels like a slot machine that follows me around. Every app wants my attention, my data, my constant engagement. I miss when technology felt like holding something well-made — capable but quiet, present but not demanding.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Thankfully I can now go back into my greenhouse.

Trump revokes landmark ruling that greenhouse gases endanger public health www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump revokes landmark ruling that greenhouse gases endanger public health
The White House calls it the largest deregulation in US history, but environmentalists say it will prove costly for Americans.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The public has had enough of experts. Drill baby drill.
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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We've spent ten years being proved right about all the things the loudest, biggest voices in the UK media insisted, often obnoxiously, we were wrong about. The real kicker is that there's no consolation whatsoever in being correct. Brexit, Putin, Johnson, Truss, Trump, Twitter, Netanyahu etc etc...
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
‘We know enough.’
Every American needs to watch this:
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
19 of Manchester United‘s football players are not British. The team is being colonised by immigrants!

I wonder what the owner thinks about that.

#Ratcliffe #immigrants
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
For the record I refuse to resign from anything to allow Starmer to keep his job, and so does my wife.
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM