Lil Hematoma
@gleamingguava.bsky.social
they/she/he
singer, screamer, shitposter
🅱️oston based gremlin
singer, screamer, shitposter
🅱️oston based gremlin
Pinned
I have to be the cuntiest canary in this coal mine
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
Only the essentials for my medieval hacksaw surgery recovery
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Only the essentials for my medieval hacksaw surgery recovery
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what a busted wack ass Metropolis coded sci-fi future we got saddled with. Elon is our Rotwang and Grok is his Hel. Machine-Hitler. It's the xRAWRINGx 20s and im fresh out of hair curlers
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
what a busted wack ass Metropolis coded sci-fi future we got saddled with. Elon is our Rotwang and Grok is his Hel. Machine-Hitler. It's the xRAWRINGx 20s and im fresh out of hair curlers
I elected to have a simple procedure done before the famine party hiked my healthcare and got a PA who for the past few weeks has invented a medical/surgical game of Bop It. I would like to stop it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I elected to have a simple procedure done before the famine party hiked my healthcare and got a PA who for the past few weeks has invented a medical/surgical game of Bop It. I would like to stop it.
i don't know how many pre-visit updates i got left in me
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i don't know how many pre-visit updates i got left in me
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the economy is great. everyone is so happy (sniper dot finally moves away from my head)
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the economy is great. everyone is so happy (sniper dot finally moves away from my head)
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rebrand to the full phrase, "anti-fascist"
my politics moving forward: reclaim antifa and run on it as a platform
This is incredibly important:
we must frame tonight as a resounding victory — an electoral landslide, a mandate from the universe itself
and as a repudiation of MAGA, of Trump, and of vichy democrats
we must be relentless, we must not shut up
we must frame tonight as a resounding victory — an electoral landslide, a mandate from the universe itself
and as a repudiation of MAGA, of Trump, and of vichy democrats
we must be relentless, we must not shut up
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
rebrand to the full phrase, "anti-fascist"
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SNAP *is* the safety net. it’s not just another benefit or program, as some wonks have framed it. if republicans don’t follow the law, this will — not could, will — turn into a humanitarian disaster like nothing we’ve seen in my lifetime. this can get lost in the policyspeak.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
SNAP *is* the safety net. it’s not just another benefit or program, as some wonks have framed it. if republicans don’t follow the law, this will — not could, will — turn into a humanitarian disaster like nothing we’ve seen in my lifetime. this can get lost in the policyspeak.
Every day is a new adventure !
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Every day is a new adventure !
is your name George? because that's a W bush
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
is your name George? because that's a W bush
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Once again, the terminally reddit brained fed is trying to rage bait me online instead of GOVERNING IN ANY CAPACITY
Looking at this page on the White House website, it’s impossible to ignore how utterly juvenile the Trump administration is, it’s being run by children.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Once again, the terminally reddit brained fed is trying to rage bait me online instead of GOVERNING IN ANY CAPACITY
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
AI could never replicate the beauty and tact of brutal slamming death metal in it's true essence and form
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
AI could never replicate the beauty and tact of brutal slamming death metal in it's true essence and form
The spirit is willing (I want to mosh) but the flesh is weak (I must remember my internal stitch 2 weeks post op)
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The spirit is willing (I want to mosh) but the flesh is weak (I must remember my internal stitch 2 weeks post op)
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incredible that the same party that argued rape victims cannot speak out without "due process" for their perpetrators are just...murdering fishermen.
the extrajudicial boat murders have become so prevalent they meet the official definition of serial killing
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
incredible that the same party that argued rape victims cannot speak out without "due process" for their perpetrators are just...murdering fishermen.
Easy peasy hematoma squeezey
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Easy peasy hematoma squeezey
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the sun has been down for twenty minutes and I already have cabin fever. I’m pacing around like jack nicholson in the shining except my great unfinished novel is one perfect post
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the sun has been down for twenty minutes and I already have cabin fever. I’m pacing around like jack nicholson in the shining except my great unfinished novel is one perfect post
once again I find it telling that 5050one only boosted boycotting sp0tify recently w the 🧊 ads...meanwhile Sp0tify/their CEO has been investing in Isra3li weapons of war for far longer
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
once again I find it telling that 5050one only boosted boycotting sp0tify recently w the 🧊 ads...meanwhile Sp0tify/their CEO has been investing in Isra3li weapons of war for far longer
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
my Halloween plans? oh not much, probably just gonna carve out and dispose of my bleeding heart
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my Halloween plans? oh not much, probably just gonna carve out and dispose of my bleeding heart