Bicurious Oblivion Goblin
@glassduster.bsky.social
Currently not aubrey plaza on twitter.
Both the victor
and the vanquished are
but drops of dew
but bolts of lightning -
thus should we view the world.
Both the victor
and the vanquished are
but drops of dew
but bolts of lightning -
thus should we view the world.
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning castration
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning castration
Is there anything sexier than a man who contemplates suicide at the slightest obstacle
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is there anything sexier than a man who contemplates suicide at the slightest obstacle
When you think about it can you really blame Bubba
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When you think about it can you really blame Bubba
Like this post if your peen is at least 0.01 millimeters long
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Like this post if your peen is at least 0.01 millimeters long
Getting sucked off by a tear in space time 😎
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Getting sucked off by a tear in space time 😎
Got my weewee stuck in the industrial vice again 😔
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Got my weewee stuck in the industrial vice again 😔
*loading screen tip*
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
*loading screen tip*
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Just boofed a nest of hornets
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just boofed a nest of hornets
Silicon Valley delenda est
Once again I am calling for the nuclear destruction of Silicon Valley
This is one of the worst, most horrifying exposures we have ever seen. It is hard to overstate how bad the things that people are using tools like for are, and it's insane to pretend like these tools are anything other than nonconsensual porn machines
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Silicon Valley delenda est
Holding in a massive poop and praying for death 😇
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Holding in a massive poop and praying for death 😇
If you like things I don’t you should kill yourself
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you like things I don’t you should kill yourself
I 👏 DONT 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 SHIT 👏 ABOUT 👏 BATMAN 👏
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I 👏 DONT 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 SHIT 👏 ABOUT 👏 BATMAN 👏
When the going gets tough, the tough immediately give up and start posting on twitter about killing themselves
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When the going gets tough, the tough immediately give up and start posting on twitter about killing themselves
Ladies love a man with an average sized peen and skidmarks in all his underwear
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ladies love a man with an average sized peen and skidmarks in all his underwear
I’m gay
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m gay
Who up contemplating pointless self-destruction due to a mild case of the blues
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Who up contemplating pointless self-destruction due to a mild case of the blues
Man the algorithm sure is stupid for showing me this ad over and over again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤣🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Man the algorithm sure is stupid for showing me this ad over and over again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤣🤣🤣
Star Wars is for dumb babies. Real cinemaheads like me prefer such popcorn classics as Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Star Wars is for dumb babies. Real cinemaheads like me prefer such popcorn classics as Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
The running man is about my life, I actually experienced all of those events
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The running man is about my life, I actually experienced all of those events
*pointing a gun at your gonads* and how are the kids? Did Chauncey try out for soccer again this year?
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
*pointing a gun at your gonads* and how are the kids? Did Chauncey try out for soccer again this year?
My wife says she won’t buy me any more tendies unless I agree to get neutered 😪
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My wife says she won’t buy me any more tendies unless I agree to get neutered 😪
I’m a white boy… and I’d love to try kissing a Latina!
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m a white boy… and I’d love to try kissing a Latina!