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giuspe
@giuspe.bsky.social
yes.
[guy caught stealing candy from babies]: "given everybody steals candy from babies, how do you boost your competitivity in the candy race? by being the *most ethical candy stealer* 😍"
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
...weeellllll...
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
if you can understand conversational italian, the first three seasons of classic TV series "Boris" are a longer (and probably way funnier :) practical explainer of this very concept - especially s3, in which the concept becomes more explicit and part of the actual plot
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"... FIVE MILLION DAILY USERS!" screams the guy who poisoned London's aqueduct
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
trad. "you used to read books to acquire knowledge, but not anymore: please doubt everything you read here, because we did it with (Advanced) Slop Technologies"

@davidgerard.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
(classic)
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
[chef's kiss]
October 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
fuuuuuu-
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
... hey! don't you dare besmirch my beloved Dyson! we go back a long time...
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I mean, we *went* thru a pretty harsh race war back in my days
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@foldablehuman.bsky.social now that you're done with Silksong, time for "Line Goes Up 2.0"

www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
so, in a move I heavily struggle to comprehend, Google recently removed from Maps

- the possibility to filter results by "open now"
- the possibility to sort results by distance, instead of "relevance" (aka "trust us bro" sorting)

thus rendering the app 98% useless.

suggested alternatives?
October 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
but what if they write "by the power of Shogun Mitsukuni Mito"

then you *have* to drop the whole thing, right?
September 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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August 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
indeed!
August 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
... I was sure I knew him from somewhere!!
August 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
oh, turns out it was *that* Eagle
August 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
August 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"In 2014, Saatchi did Oculus Story Studios, a division of Oculus VR at Facebook"

"Saatchi also got into NFTs in 2021"

"Then Saatchi did a stint in the Metaverse in 2023"

in this exclusive footage, baby Ed peddling his signature toy snake-oil flask
August 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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