ok, now he *really* crossed a line here
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
ok, now he *really* crossed a line here
they *have* to be aware at this point, right? this must be some kind of wink-wink dogwhistling, right?
if you say "work will make you free" with a straight face in the context of deporting people I *have* to presume that's intentional - albeit horrible - because the alternative is way much scarier
if you say "work will make you free" with a straight face in the context of deporting people I *have* to presume that's intentional - albeit horrible - because the alternative is way much scarier
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 AM
they *have* to be aware at this point, right? this must be some kind of wink-wink dogwhistling, right?
if you say "work will make you free" with a straight face in the context of deporting people I *have* to presume that's intentional - albeit horrible - because the alternative is way much scarier
if you say "work will make you free" with a straight face in the context of deporting people I *have* to presume that's intentional - albeit horrible - because the alternative is way much scarier
"The evaluation did not find evidence that time savings have led to improved productivity"
the evaluation also did not find any workable definition of "productivity", because no company / public structure has one and probably never will
the evaluation also did not find any workable definition of "productivity", because no company / public structure has one and probably never will
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
"The evaluation did not find evidence that time savings have led to improved productivity"
the evaluation also did not find any workable definition of "productivity", because no company / public structure has one and probably never will
the evaluation also did not find any workable definition of "productivity", because no company / public structure has one and probably never will
"you know, I named my company 'Gahzögh the Devourer of Worlds' as a cute hidden reference: not many know, that Gahzögh was canonically a vegetarian evangelical"
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
"you know, I named my company 'Gahzögh the Devourer of Worlds' as a cute hidden reference: not many know, that Gahzögh was canonically a vegetarian evangelical"
"what pump-and-dump? the stock has been rising meteorically in the past 3 days!"
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"what pump-and-dump? the stock has been rising meteorically in the past 3 days!"
pitching my tech startup for an "unfollow" button that just reads "unsubscribe & never be missed"
[waits for VC cash to start flowing in]
[waits for VC cash to start flowing in]
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 AM
pitching my tech startup for an "unfollow" button that just reads "unsubscribe & never be missed"
[waits for VC cash to start flowing in]
[waits for VC cash to start flowing in]
Claude codes access to Claude API into smart contract, Genetic Programming of Doom ensues, steals and loses all cryptodudes wallets, cryptodudes go broke or extinct, without bros hyping Claude finally dies a quiet cold death
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Claude codes access to Claude API into smart contract, Genetic Programming of Doom ensues, steals and loses all cryptodudes wallets, cryptodudes go broke or extinct, without bros hyping Claude finally dies a quiet cold death
also, no: if before fumbling the "clean my data" toggle nothing else hinted at you that the hallucination machine was not "built with academic standards" then your article is very eye-opening, just not of what you think
January 23, 2026 at 6:53 AM
also, no: if before fumbling the "clean my data" toggle nothing else hinted at you that the hallucination machine was not "built with academic standards" then your article is very eye-opening, just not of what you think
"encouraged by whom, I do wonder. any idea, nature.com?"
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 AM
"encouraged by whom, I do wonder. any idea, nature.com?"
lucky for them there's a lot of newly-minted 10x-ers out there :D
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
lucky for them there's a lot of newly-minted 10x-ers out there :D
"partially" is probably doing some monumental lifting here
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"partially" is probably doing some monumental lifting here
but but but even if you find "a virgin who's never been with other men" she'll end up eventually sucking your [checks notes] "CAWK", so you'll eventually end up... sucking your own [checks notes again, in disbelief] "CAWK", right?
(ok, it's manosphere, that checks just right)
(ok, it's manosphere, that checks just right)
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 AM
but but but even if you find "a virgin who's never been with other men" she'll end up eventually sucking your [checks notes] "CAWK", so you'll eventually end up... sucking your own [checks notes again, in disbelief] "CAWK", right?
(ok, it's manosphere, that checks just right)
(ok, it's manosphere, that checks just right)
same as in my proposing speech to my (future ex) wife!
"look, honey: I'm a good Christian, I pay taxes, I recycle properly, I smile to people. Yes, I occasionally need to brutally murder and chop up a homeless person. but if you're not 'only searching for perfection' I think we can make this work!"
"look, honey: I'm a good Christian, I pay taxes, I recycle properly, I smile to people. Yes, I occasionally need to brutally murder and chop up a homeless person. but if you're not 'only searching for perfection' I think we can make this work!"
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM
same as in my proposing speech to my (future ex) wife!
"look, honey: I'm a good Christian, I pay taxes, I recycle properly, I smile to people. Yes, I occasionally need to brutally murder and chop up a homeless person. but if you're not 'only searching for perfection' I think we can make this work!"
"look, honey: I'm a good Christian, I pay taxes, I recycle properly, I smile to people. Yes, I occasionally need to brutally murder and chop up a homeless person. but if you're not 'only searching for perfection' I think we can make this work!"
now I finally get the "frag" part of "frag bomb"
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
now I finally get the "frag" part of "frag bomb"
CEO: "The bot sucks, so you fix the bot's output!"
Applicant: "but but but then why don't we stop using the b-"
CEO [dead-eyed, 32k smile]: "... so you fix the bot's output!"
Applicant: "but but but then why don't we stop using the b-"
CEO [dead-eyed, 32k smile]: "... so you fix the bot's output!"
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
CEO: "The bot sucks, so you fix the bot's output!"
Applicant: "but but but then why don't we stop using the b-"
CEO [dead-eyed, 32k smile]: "... so you fix the bot's output!"
Applicant: "but but but then why don't we stop using the b-"
CEO [dead-eyed, 32k smile]: "... so you fix the bot's output!"
@davidgerard.co.uk yeah that sounds like a great time
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
@davidgerard.co.uk yeah that sounds like a great time
I think @davidgerard.co.uk had a thread about this a few months ago, maybe you two connect [**secretly giggling while SHIPping two fave follows**]
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I think @davidgerard.co.uk had a thread about this a few months ago, maybe you two connect [**secretly giggling while SHIPping two fave follows**]
"I know nazis broke into our bar and started to punch and stab everybody: I know you're angry, I'm angry too. but please stay in your seat and wait to be stabbed: this former-non-nazi bar will stay a beacon of taste and understatement, don't give them the satisfaction to stoop down to their level"
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 AM
"I know nazis broke into our bar and started to punch and stab everybody: I know you're angry, I'm angry too. but please stay in your seat and wait to be stabbed: this former-non-nazi bar will stay a beacon of taste and understatement, don't give them the satisfaction to stoop down to their level"
always thought it was a grumpy platypus with Dragonball-Z Super Sayan hairstyle. well, my bad
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
always thought it was a grumpy platypus with Dragonball-Z Super Sayan hairstyle. well, my bad
I really miss "tcrai_scanner", a now-SLAPPed-offline italian account that used to review clearly made-up anecdotes on Twitter in the language of snobby/artsy movie critics
January 14, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I really miss "tcrai_scanner", a now-SLAPPed-offline italian account that used to review clearly made-up anecdotes on Twitter in the language of snobby/artsy movie critics
in Italy this is called a TCRAI (Thread Che Racconta Aneddoti Inventati), specifically of the "Enfant Savant" sub-genre
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
in Italy this is called a TCRAI (Thread Che Racconta Aneddoti Inventati), specifically of the "Enfant Savant" sub-genre
I'd say careful on the "most accurate clock possible" thingy...
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I'd say careful on the "most accurate clock possible" thingy...
We need to get beyond the arguments of "computer that works" and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new OSs that spy you 24/7, don't work for shit but are also riddled with ads.
(also, good luck getting some RAM ahaha)
(also, good luck getting some RAM ahaha)
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 AM
We need to get beyond the arguments of "computer that works" and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new OSs that spy you 24/7, don't work for shit but are also riddled with ads.
(also, good luck getting some RAM ahaha)
(also, good luck getting some RAM ahaha)