Nothing makes me hate straight people more than a Sunday trip to Costco
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nothing makes me hate straight people more than a Sunday trip to Costco
“He’s not even worth talking about in therapy anymore” is such an amazing thing to realize
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“He’s not even worth talking about in therapy anymore” is such an amazing thing to realize
Going to warped tour the weekend after EDC
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Going to warped tour the weekend after EDC
love too grow my professional network
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
love too grow my professional network
Henry Kissinger has a roommate in hell this morning 🥰
Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most powerful vice president in American history, who was George W. Bush’s running mate in two campaigns and his most influential White House adviser in an era of terrorism, war and economic change, died on Monday. He was 84. nyti.ms/4nADo6Y
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Henry Kissinger has a roommate in hell this morning 🥰
Wow iPhone stop being such a prude
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wow iPhone stop being such a prude
Reallllllllllly not beating the Meal Team Six allegations
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reallllllllllly not beating the Meal Team Six allegations
Democrats stop running candidates who already got their asses kicked by the voters challenge IMPOSSIBLE
“This is a different race, it’s a different year, it’s a midterm,” McGrath said, comparing 2026 to her 2020 run for U.S. Senate.
‘Battle-tested’ Amy McGrath launches second Kentucky U.S. Senate bid
“This is a different race, it’s a different year, it’s a midterm,” McGrath said, comparing 2026 to her 2020 run for U.S. Senate.
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October 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Democrats stop running candidates who already got their asses kicked by the voters challenge IMPOSSIBLE
New gym lighting goes hard
September 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
New gym lighting goes hard
A very polite train named Thomas the Thank Engine
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A very polite train named Thomas the Thank Engine
This is Bullwinkle’s erasure and I will not stand for it
From Iowa to New Orleans: The Athletic’s top 10 college bars of 2025...
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From Iowa to New Orleans: The Athletic’s top 10 college bars 2025
Hitting the road for an away game? Here are The Athletic's 10 best bars of 2025.
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September 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is Bullwinkle’s erasure and I will not stand for it
Reposted by Dave
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Reposted by Dave
My straight gym crush just told me my quads make him want to do steroids, excuse me while I ride this high for the next year
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My straight gym crush just told me my quads make him want to do steroids, excuse me while I ride this high for the next year
Donkey Kong Bananza be like
a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
ALT: a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza be like
I’m sorry TWENTY bridesmaids??
All 20 of us bridesmaids have been asked by the “coordinator” to pitch in $100 each to buy my bestie’s wedding dress. This is new on me fr lol
July 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m sorry TWENTY bridesmaids??
“Florida man loses decades-long battle against racial equality”
July 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Florida man loses decades-long battle against racial equality”
“Yeah but could someone with ADHD do THIS??” he said, managing to run three (3) errands without crashing out
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Yeah but could someone with ADHD do THIS??” he said, managing to run three (3) errands without crashing out
Normally I hate Costco on a Sunday morning but the dads are OUT today 🥵
June 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Normally I hate Costco on a Sunday morning but the dads are OUT today 🥵
Me: I should floss, it’s been a minute
My gums:
My gums:
a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
ALT: a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me: I should floss, it’s been a minute
My gums:
My gums:
Gonna start calling short dom guys crop tops
June 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Gonna start calling short dom guys crop tops
TIL a new Pixar movie is coming out this week??
The way Disney/Pixar has a $300M film opening this weekend that has no reviews yet and little to no marketing. Elio is about to flop big time.
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
TIL a new Pixar movie is coming out this week??
I was once on a beach in Hawaii with Adrien Brody. When he walked by us as he was leaving I said “hey” and he said “hey” back
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I was once on a beach in Hawaii with Adrien Brody. When he walked by us as he was leaving I said “hey” and he said “hey” back
The process of dating someone new is exhausting, like how soon can we skip to the part where we just hang out on the couch in our underwear playing videogames
June 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The process of dating someone new is exhausting, like how soon can we skip to the part where we just hang out on the couch in our underwear playing videogames