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Dave
@girtman.bsky.social
📍Orlando
Gryffin sleeps on the bed, I sleep on the floor, that’s just how this works
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Going to warped tour the weekend after EDC
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
love too grow my professional network
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What brand is the bed? It looks cozy as hell and Gryffin would LOVE one
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wow iPhone stop being such a prude
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
For no reason, here’s me winning at plinko for a Panda Express gift card at this year’s Taste of Orlando
September 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
New gym lighting goes hard
September 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
5th of July vibes
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have zero actual use for this, but idc I’m keeping it
May 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Parents’ house lighting remains undefeated
May 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
38 🎉
May 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
god forbid men have hobbies
May 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Genuinely got choked up walking in here, incredible work
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
why fall in lava when i can just text my ex instead
April 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Spoiler: it’s good
April 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Is there an option in Datawrapper that will draw a vertical line when you hover (or tap on mobile) and label the percentages for each line all at once? Would make it easier to compare up and down the chart. Ugly mockup of what I mean:
April 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Same vibes
April 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Before ➡️ after
April 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
$100 for every win FSU had last year. $1 for every loss.

$210 total (plus cc fees), which means 2 wins and 10 losses.

What I’m saying is Florida State went two and ten last season, with one FBS win over Cal by five points
April 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
April 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Under the 3 dot tab, set broadcast delay to decreased. It’s not perfect but it’s closer
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Measles has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
April 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When someone asks what I do as a data engineer
March 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rick was all of us in this scene
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
March 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM