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31 | PNW | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
leftist, futch, techie
part of @dollhaus.tv
yes, they are natural
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woke domain providers encouraging slur reclamation 🤌
the real reason to have cis friends
do you ever wish you hadnt fucked 90% of the people in your friend group
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A DollHaus exclusive look at the "transgender and antifascist ideology" reported by the @wsj.com
September 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
ftfy
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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without any further reading, kojima is a chaser, yet conflicted. he sees trans women as women, but he is also terrified of women.
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i’m three years deep on t4t, breeding begins when i growl and ends when i cum
breeding kinks are especially hot when they cannot get them pregnant but are fucking them like they can
August 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe

A Scanner Darkly
Alien
Dr. Strangelove
Fallen Angels
Ghost in the Shell
Heathers
In Bruges
Inside Llewyn Davis
Perfect Blue
Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Southland Tales
The Big Short
The Handmaiden
The Social Network
Videodrome
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe

Kiki's Delivery Service
Whisper of the Heart
Fellowship of the Ring
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
10 Things I Hate About You
Pride and Prejudice
Amelie
Juno
Coraline
Beetlejuice
Fargo
Parasite
House
The Thing
Yojimbo

🖤 lots more but those cover it pretty well
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe

Little Shop of Horrors
Great Muppet Caper
Beetlejuice
Attack the Block
Road to El Dorado
The Thing
Lost Boys
What We Do In the Shadows
Clue
Furious 7
Bride of Chucky
Waiting for Guffman
Return of the Living Dead
The Mummy
Puss in Boots Last Wish
August 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars

Theo Von: Yeah

Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money

Von: Right
August 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
…hey siri how do i rma a steam deck :(
hey siri are poppers bad for a steam deck
August 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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this is a little known game mechanic but if you walk into the middle of a city in the pnw with a megaphone and announce you need help setting up linux, a handful of queer furries will spawn and install arch on your machine and give you the tl;dr + raid your pantry for snack food as payment
August 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
August 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
hey siri are poppers bad for a steam deck
August 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
i just got told to go wait in bed for this fucking zoomer puppygirl to finish watching a valo tournament before she rails me im gonna kms 😭
August 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
finished bottom prepping and caught myself instinctively muttering “oy vey” as i got off the can
August 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Making Kylo Ren an incel manchild was a good direction for Darth Vader Jr
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is 10 years old, say something you like about it

I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
August 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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aubrey plaza could kill me and i would say thank you
August 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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So how about you see yourself in the tranny before asking her to subjugate her struggle to yours, piss-stain?
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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"Transmisogyny hurts cis women too!"

But does that mean cis women consider their oppression interlinked with ours? Our struggles as one and the same?

The more-marginalized, more-targeted, more-scrutinized are always asked to extend solidarity we don't receive in turn.
August 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
*smash bros announcer voice*
A NEWWWWW RECORRRRRD
July 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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in spite of a fast-approaching seemingly imminent death at the hands of fascism i am grateful for the moon and rivers and creeks and birds whose morning songs annoy me and sharing little treats with friends and the laughter of women and surely a lot more but that’s what comes to mind right now
July 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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"this person wrote an article talking about transgender liberalism and the proletariat and how pronouns are bourgieo--"

"hey do u wanna grab tacos and smoke weed. maybe lay in the sun for a few hours"
July 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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maybe shinzo abe's ghost is living inside chatgpt and that's why genai images of women keep coming out like birthrate propaganda posters
"i was in the house where i grew up, in the little room next to the kitchen. and my mother was there, wearing the dress she had on at my cousin's funeral"

app:
July 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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my favourite part about being a trans leftist is how normal people are about me online
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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getting e.coli from your first time eating ass is like getting pregnant your first time having sex. except you are pregnant with diarrhea
July 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM