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One Three One Two
@girldickenergy.bsky.social
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Pothead music producer and passionate devotee of red & black mana. Host for @mtglexicon.bsky.social & @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social Finger-guns bisexual. (fae/faer)
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hello, friends! I'm Empress Quinn, and I post a lot about Magic the Gathering's Commander format.
You can find my decks on Moxfield here:
www.moxfield.com/users/GirlDi...
A selfie angle photo of Empress Quinn with a winning smile in front of faer bathroom mirror. Fae's lightly made up with black lipstick and eyeliner and faer dreads cascade dramatically over half of faer face. Fae is wearing a black shirt with the Mental Misplay logo on the upper left corner and you can see the back reflected in the mirror, out of focus, but it's the face from the card Ad Nauseum and ribbons with text surrounding it say "big draws, Bad Naus". Fae's holding a copy of the card Peer into the Abyss.
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violetmagician.bsky.social
Loon in moonlight... The loonlight #birds #art
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
While they're fucking up everything burning down regulations, they might as well throw us a bone and start making quaaludes again.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Resolved Random Encounter three times yesterday and it fucking ruled 🥰
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 14d
Putting 40-something creatures in a deck so I can jump-scare gamers with Random Encounter 😙👌🏾
(A nonzero number will be archaeomancers so we can reload the creature cannon)
Random Encounter Four, red, red Sorcery Shuffle your library, then mill four cards. Put each creature card milled this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste. At the beginning of the next end step, return those creatures to their owner’s hand. Flashback six, red, red (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Split second fucked me all the way up, I was fully prepared to leave this man with far less than zero HP at the hands of my shambling horde of Cryptcaller Chariot Zombies BUT HE HAD THAT MF THANG ON HIM
Sudden Spoiling One, black, black Instant Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can’t cast spells or activate abilities that aren’t mana abilities.) Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
I have 87 locs, just in case anyone was wondering.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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nrcgray.bsky.social
Here's a sketch of sailor Jupiter as a fantasy knight I did:

#sailormoon
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
I FUCKING LOVE FEROCIOUS CREATURES!!!!!
Kalamax, the Stormsire One and green, blue, red Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax. 4/4 Temur Battlecrier A green, a blue, and a red Creature — Orc Ranger During your turn, spells you cast cost one less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater. 4/3 Roar of Endless Song Two and green, blue, red Enchantment — Saga I, II — Create a 5/5 green Elephant creature token. III — Double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. Temur Ascendancy A green, a blue, and a red Enchantment Creatures you control have haste. Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you may draw a card.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Humans really snapped when they came up with protein plus veg plus sauce plus carbohydrate based delivery system.
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
I'm getting fucking flambeed in the meme chat (they are absolutely right)
thebloodricguy.bsky.social Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 2d
Editing @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social means that I get meme material for @girldickenergy.bsky.social and things that are incredibly context sensitive

So anyway, we're 2 for 2 today
Quinn doesn't remember the name of Outer Wilds, the game despite being told about is several times over The double standard between the video game awards doing previews and trailers vs what magic does at magiccons
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Oh I forgot to post about this. I needed a Partner Sakashima to be a second Tymna, so I painted a Shadow Weaver to go with my Weaver.
A magic the gathering card that's been painted over with Shadow Weaver, from She-Ra. Shadow Weaver is a masked mage in flowing red and black robes. She's posed with her hands in front of her, performing spellcasting gestures as purple rings of energy drawing the phases of the moon float in front of her.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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thelovelymedusa.bsky.social
What tools should I be using in bracket 4?

I wanna build smthn that isnt a collection of random staples but I also wanna know what I most need to be prepared for a tech against
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
Tearing up 30 minutes into FINAL FANTASY V cuz they played the crystal theme and put a message of hope on screen in the face of a world on the brink of calamity and I guess I need that right now
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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mountainmagesigs.com
I love #MTG dice.

That's it, that's the post.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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mtgcritical.bsky.social
Bonus alter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY II posting:

We did it, we crawled thru the depths of Hell into the basement entrance of the castle Pandaemonium, climbed all ten floors to meet the emperor in his crystal tower in space, and put an end to his reign of terror with Flare and the Blood Sword.
We even tanked a Starfall!
The Lord Master of Hell Color Indicator: Blue and Red Legendary Creature — Demon Noble Wizard Starfall — Whenever The Lord Master of Hell attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard. “All the world shall fall by my hand.” 3/3 A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying a scene from FINAL FANTASY II. The party stands before the emperor of palamecia at the top floor of the castle Pandaemonium as he introduces himself by his new title, The Lord Master of Hell. A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying a scene from FINAL FANTASY II. The Lord Master of Hell explodes into particles and beams of light, meeting his ultimate defeat at the hands of the party. A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying the ending screen of FINAL FANTASY II. The words "The End" hang in the air in front of the backdrop of Space, with galaxies and distant stars.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY II posting:

We did it, we crawled thru the depths of Hell into the basement entrance of the castle Pandaemonium, climbed all ten floors to meet the emperor in his crystal tower in space, and put an end to his reign of terror with Flare and the Blood Sword.
We even tanked a Starfall!
The Lord Master of Hell Color Indicator: Blue and Red Legendary Creature — Demon Noble Wizard Starfall — Whenever The Lord Master of Hell attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard. “All the world shall fall by my hand.” 3/3 A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying a scene from FINAL FANTASY II. The party stands before the emperor of palamecia at the top floor of the castle Pandaemonium as he introduces himself by his new title, The Lord Master of Hell. A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying a scene from FINAL FANTASY II. The Lord Master of Hell explodes into particles and beams of light, meeting his ultimate defeat at the hands of the party. A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying the ending screen of FINAL FANTASY II. The words "The End" hang in the air in front of the backdrop of Space, with galaxies and distant stars.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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jbenmenachem.com
Beyond accessibility, you should diligently append alt text to your image posts because it will ensure that posts about annoying people don't slip through my content filters.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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violetmagician.bsky.social
Quick drawing of Violet the snawfus as a little mascot because sometimes I just think I need a cute mascot #anthro #art
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
"hey EQ, i noticed you're posting a lot about FINAL FANTASY II and *none* about FINAL FANTASY XII."
Yeah, I have two more dungeons left and i simply cannot muster the amount of fucks that the game is requiring me to give to get across that finish line. here's where we stopped.
a screenshot of the save screen of FINAL FANTASY XII. We've saved at the crystal in the First Ascent/The Wellspring of the game's second to last dungeon, Pharos.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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radicaldreamer.bsky.social
if you can't handle me at trough, you don't deserve me at peak!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY II posting some more

The emperor parked right outside the castle with a FUCKING TORNADO. Naturally, we weren't having it. Pulled up to the Cyclone Fortress on a Wyvern, fought our way to the throne room and gave His Majesty a taste of that Level 7 Toad. 😌💅🏾
also: FUCK HECTEYES
The Emperor of Palamecia a blue and a red mana Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard tap: Add blue or red. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on The Emperor of Palamecia. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, transform it. 2/2 Hecteyes one and a black Creature — Ooze Horror When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. “Once, the monsters of Hell poured forth into the world. They entered using a path known as the Jade Passage.” —Hilda, Princess of Fynn 1/1
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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janeplaysmagic.bsky.social
OK bsky you cam see the too sexy poster, as a treat! See you at 1pm- we have already had our mysterious tech issue of the day so I'm expecting it to be smooth!

HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL 😈

twitch.tv/janejudge

@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Nov 29 1pm demon pod with pics of the players with horns. Its not bannable sexy although the players are all hotties
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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hbvc-mtg.bsky.social
New logo and thumbnail design, who dis?
An EDH & MTG Podcast The Hero's Blade Vibe Check Radio Show Hosted By Cole & Empress Quinn B-Weekly Episodes of Games, Gags and Gaffes - To your Ears Every Two Weeks Where We Ask the Question: Does Your Commander Pass The Vibe Check?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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janeplaysmagic.bsky.social
That's right, HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL episode today!!!

Join us at 1pm PST for a sexy demon showdown 😈

twitch.tv/janejudge

@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Nov 29th Demon Pod with pics of the players with lil horns photoshopped on, its cute
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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scryfall.com
🪲 You may have noticed `is:ub`/`not:ub` are temporarily not returning results. That's a bug! We made UB-related updates earlier today. We're looking into it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM