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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social
He/him. Canadian. Host for @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social podcast & @mtglexicon.bsky.social stream. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe
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Let's get reacquainted:

I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!

I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
I can't fucking believe I missed this, too fucking good
Cole, like a week ago: Quinn, get off The World Ends With You, focus up
Me, coming up with a comeback a week later: MORE LIKE NINTENDO *SNITCH*!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Alright the changes feel good, will have to see how it turns out for future games
My Isshin/Obosh deck is going under the knife tonight

Many revelations since I put it together
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It took a while but it's finished! Rowan, Scion of War and Will, Scion of Peace :)
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My Isshin/Obosh deck is going under the knife tonight

Many revelations since I put it together
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Not only did she absolutely dog walk Elon off a cliff and straight into a breakdown, she's now defending trans people and calling out terf harassment?

I'm making "Our Lady of Joyce Mother Fuckin Carol Oates" prayer candles.
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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@thebloodricguy.bsky.social

BRO DID THE GUILD JUST AUTHORIZE A SECRET LAIR
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh worm?

(I will become un-fuckin-bearable)
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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alright, went back into Boros Sephiroth and tweaked a few things. have lower curve creatures that can fuel each other with counters to become modified for when Seph shows up, and if he doesn't, they can just keep scaling up on their own

also means summons can punch harder too, which is nice
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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It’s Thursday and you know what that means! It’s time for a brand new episode of Brew Review! This week I’m joined by @jaqalyte.bsky.social to discuss her sweet Ghoulcaller Gisa deck. You can find it on your podcast app of choice or using the link below!

open.spotify.com/episode/01ac...
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Me last week: 5 drops are the new 6 drops

Me this week: Unless 👀

Fr though some of these are cards I don't see that often that provide the sauce, or even dominate games

blog.cardkingdom.com/6-fantastic-...
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
K I didn't see this till now, FINE, fine
i cast instant-speed interaction yesterday AND today, so everyone can get off my case for one (1) week
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Had that mf thang on me across two decks today, reset the clock 😎
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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people hate AI, but they don't actually understand what it is. for example, you know the most famous AI program? that's actually an example of AI! the more you know
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Blade on 2, hold up interaction on 3 if no one does anything. Flash in and now you have to deal with a 5 power vigilant flyer.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Attention Magic Players! The Tropical Island returns tonight with new guests @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social and @donifmtgc.bsky.social ! Join me and @floodedstrands.bsky.social tonight at 9pm est for some cool vibes and awesome commander games!
a man with a bandage on his arm is standing in the desert with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man with a bandage on his arm is standing in the desert with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Added Needle Spires to the list, but realized Restless Bivouac also works

Let's go creature lands!~
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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They’re calling it the must skip event of the season.
nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I had the honor to sit down with the lovely @jaqalyte.bsky.social and record a nice 2 hour long episode. It drops tomorrow on podcast services everywhere. We discuss, magic judging, The Commander Format Panel, and her amazing Ghoulcaller Gisa deck.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He's just a little guy! :3c
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
alright, went back into Boros Sephiroth and tweaked a few things. have lower curve creatures that can fuel each other with counters to become modified for when Seph shows up, and if he doesn't, they can just keep scaling up on their own

also means summons can punch harder too, which is nice
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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A day can't go by where you're on a Commander stream

and your opponents AND chat are ganging up on you, asking why you're not dead yet

I'm trying to live my life but everyone out there plotting my downfall
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Quick, post forbidden 6 player commander game photos when no one is looking
September 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM