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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social
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He/him. Canadian. Host for @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social podcast & @mtglexicon.bsky.social stream. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe
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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · Feb 6
Let's get reacquainted:

I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!

I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
Me drinking Malort because of @thebenwa A classic Bloodric deep fried meme A logo from the Uncommon Commander podcast A spread of where the Hero's Blade Vibe Check podcast is available....it needs to be updated with the Bloodricguy. And lose the Twitter links
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
I can't fucking believe I missed this, too fucking good
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 21d
Cole, like a week ago: Quinn, get off The World Ends With You, focus up
Me, coming up with a comeback a week later: MORE LIKE NINTENDO *SNITCH*!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Alright the changes feel good, will have to see how it turns out for future games
thebloodricguy.bsky.social Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 14h
My Isshin/Obosh deck is going under the knife tonight

Many revelations since I put it together
Isshin, Two Heavens as One {R}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Samurai If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Trained by the Imperials but disillusioned by their rigidity, he gave his heart—and his swords—to the Asari Uprising. 3/4 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast Obosh, the Preypiercer {3}{B/R}{B/R} Legendary Creature — Hellion Horror Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead. 3/5 Illustrated by Daarken
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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amkitani.bsky.social
It took a while but it's finished! Rowan, Scion of War and Will, Scion of Peace :)
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
My Isshin/Obosh deck is going under the knife tonight

Many revelations since I put it together
Isshin, Two Heavens as One {R}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Samurai If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Trained by the Imperials but disillusioned by their rigidity, he gave his heart—and his swords—to the Asari Uprising. 3/4 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast Obosh, the Preypiercer {3}{B/R}{B/R} Legendary Creature — Hellion Horror Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead. 3/5 Illustrated by Daarken
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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chaleurart.bsky.social
A 6 panel meme following the "open the gate" template: - They're reviving Vine - Open the gate - It's Jack Dorsey - Close the gate - He's banning AI content - Open the gate a little
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social
Not only did she absolutely dog walk Elon off a cliff and straight into a breakdown, she's now defending trans people and calling out terf harassment?

I'm making "Our Lady of Joyce Mother Fuckin Carol Oates" prayer candles.
Twitter screenshot: Joyce Carol Oates tweets (in reference to a video of a TERF harassing a food service worker) "how is this not like interrogating a stranger on their religion? ethnic identity? the color of their eyes? what right has anyone to inquire into a private matter in a public place where the gender/biological identity of the individual has 100% nothing to do with the situation? transphobia, homophobia, every kind of vicious -phobia should be exposed, as in this video."
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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imaginaryfiend.bsky.social
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social

BRO DID THE GUILD JUST AUTHORIZE A SECRET LAIR
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Oh worm?

(I will become un-fuckin-bearable)
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
alright, went back into Boros Sephiroth and tweaked a few things. have lower curve creatures that can fuel each other with counters to become modified for when Seph shows up, and if he doesn't, they can just keep scaling up on their own

also means summons can punch harder too, which is nice
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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smashfizzle.bsky.social
Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
peltzmadeline.bsky.social Madeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 1d
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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ctcmtg.bsky.social
It’s Thursday and you know what that means! It’s time for a brand new episode of Brew Review! This week I’m joined by @jaqalyte.bsky.social to discuss her sweet Ghoulcaller Gisa deck. You can find it on your podcast app of choice or using the link below!

open.spotify.com/episode/01ac...
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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narukamiknight.bsky.social
Me last week: 5 drops are the new 6 drops

Me this week: Unless 👀

Fr though some of these are cards I don't see that often that provide the sauce, or even dominate games

blog.cardkingdom.com/6-fantastic-...
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
K I didn't see this till now, FINE, fine
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 12d
i cast instant-speed interaction yesterday AND today, so everyone can get off my case for one (1) week
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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girldickenergy.bsky.social
Had that mf thang on me across two decks today, reset the clock 😎
Akroma's Will Three and a white Instant Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Creatures you control gain flying, vigilance, and double strike until end of turn. • Creatures you control gain lifelink, indestructible, and protection from each color until end of turn. Deflecting Swat Two and a red Instant If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. You may choose new targets for target spell or ability. Archmage attacks are little more than annoyances to Kalamax. Horned Loch-Whale Four, blue, blue Creature — Whale Flash Ward two This creature enters tapped unless it’s your turn. 6/6 Lagoon Breach One and a blue Instant — Adventure The owner of target attacking creature you don’t control puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
people hate AI, but they don't actually understand what it is. for example, you know the most famous AI program? that's actually an example of AI! the more you know
tiktok comment: "Not at all. I think a lot of people are traumatized with the term AI and don't understand it. You use ChatGPT right? It's essentially the same thing."
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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slothbear55.bsky.social
Blade on 2, hold up interaction on 3 if no one does anything. Flash in and now you have to deal with a 5 power vigilant flyer.
Wan Shi Tong, Librarian {X}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit Flash Flying, vigilance When Wan Shi Tong enters, put X +1/+1 counters on him. Then draw half X cards, rounded down. Whenever an opponent searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on Wan Shi Tong and draw a card. 1/1
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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thetropicalnerd.bsky.social
Attention Magic Players! The Tropical Island returns tonight with new guests @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social and @donifmtgc.bsky.social ! Join me and @floodedstrands.bsky.social tonight at 9pm est for some cool vibes and awesome commander games!
a man with a bandage on his arm is standing in the desert with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man with a bandage on his arm is standing in the desert with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Added Needle Spires to the list, but realized Restless Bivouac also works

Let's go creature lands!~
Needle Spires Land This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. {2}{R}{W}: This land becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It’s still a land. Illustrated by Lorenzo Lanfranconi Restless Bivouac Land This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. {1}{R}{W}: This land becomes a 2/2 red and white Ox creature until end of turn. It’s still a land. Whenever this land attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Illustrated by Lucas Graciano
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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aidanmoher.com
They’re calling it the must skip event of the season.
grubb.wtf Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 1d
nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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ctcmtg.bsky.social
I had the honor to sit down with the lovely @jaqalyte.bsky.social and record a nice 2 hour long episode. It drops tomorrow on podcast services everywhere. We discuss, magic judging, The Commander Format Panel, and her amazing Ghoulcaller Gisa deck.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
He's just a little guy! :3c
Forsworn Paladin {B} Creature — Human Knight Menace {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token. {2}{B}: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to activate this ability, that creature also gains deathtouch until end of turn. 1/1 Illustrated by Lorenzo Mastroianni
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
alright, went back into Boros Sephiroth and tweaked a few things. have lower curve creatures that can fuel each other with counters to become modified for when Seph shows up, and if he doesn't, they can just keep scaling up on their own

also means summons can punch harder too, which is nice
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
A day can't go by where you're on a Commander stream

and your opponents AND chat are ganging up on you, asking why you're not dead yet

I'm trying to live my life but everyone out there plotting my downfall
The caked up dude in the show meme with the words "everyone is so mean 2 me💔". Because Im caked up and everyone is mean 2 me (during games of magic)
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Quick, post forbidden 6 player commander game photos when no one is looking
Odric blood cursed board state, in the late game The 6 player set up, we're playing our rebranded version of hidden roles (I was Mayor McCheese)
September 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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thetropicalnerd.bsky.social
We are live ! www.twitch.tv/thetropicaln...
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM