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Split second fucked me all the way up, I was fully prepared to leave this man with far less than zero HP at the hands of my shambling horde of Cryptcaller Chariot Zombies BUT HE HAD THAT MF THANG ON HIM
Sudden Spoiling One, black, black Instant Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can’t cast spells or activate abilities that aren’t mana abilities.) Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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If I was Hannibal, I would simply give my elephants mountainwalk hashtag ezpz hashtag tactical genius
Cave People One, red, red Creature — Human Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/-2 until end of turn. One, red, red, tap: Target creature gains mountainwalk until end of turn. (It can’t be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.) 1/4
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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It's so sick, love to hit the, "woe, elephants be upon ye"
Elephant Token Creature — Elephant 5/5
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I FUCKING LOVE FEROCIOUS CREATURES!!!!!
Kalamax, the Stormsire One and green, blue, red Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax. 4/4 Temur Battlecrier A green, a blue, and a red Creature — Orc Ranger During your turn, spells you cast cost one less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater. 4/3 Roar of Endless Song Two and green, blue, red Enchantment — Saga I, II — Create a 5/5 green Elephant creature token. III — Double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn. Temur Ascendancy A green, a blue, and a red Enchantment Creatures you control have haste. Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you may draw a card.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Oh I forgot to post about this. I needed a Partner Sakashima to be a second Tymna, so I painted a Shadow Weaver to go with my Weaver.
A magic the gathering card that's been painted over with Shadow Weaver, from She-Ra. Shadow Weaver is a masked mage in flowing red and black robes. She's posed with her hands in front of her, performing spellcasting gestures as purple rings of energy drawing the phases of the moon float in front of her.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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FINAL FANTASY II posting:

We did it, we crawled thru the depths of Hell into the basement entrance of the castle Pandaemonium, climbed all ten floors to meet the emperor in his crystal tower in space, and put an end to his reign of terror with Flare and the Blood Sword.
We even tanked a Starfall!
The Lord Master of Hell Color Indicator: Blue and Red Legendary Creature — Demon Noble Wizard Starfall — Whenever The Lord Master of Hell attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard. “All the world shall fall by my hand.” 3/3 A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying a scene from FINAL FANTASY II. The party stands before the emperor of palamecia at the top floor of the castle Pandaemonium as he introduces himself by his new title, The Lord Master of Hell. A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying a scene from FINAL FANTASY II. The Lord Master of Hell explodes into particles and beams of light, meeting his ultimate defeat at the hands of the party. A picture of a Gameboy Advance SP displaying the ending screen of FINAL FANTASY II. The words "The End" hang in the air in front of the backdrop of Space, with galaxies and distant stars.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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"hey EQ, i noticed you're posting a lot about FINAL FANTASY II and *none* about FINAL FANTASY XII."
Yeah, I have two more dungeons left and i simply cannot muster the amount of fucks that the game is requiring me to give to get across that finish line. here's where we stopped.
a screenshot of the save screen of FINAL FANTASY XII. We've saved at the crystal in the First Ascent/The Wellspring of the game's second to last dungeon, Pharos.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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FINAL FANTASY II posting some more

The emperor parked right outside the castle with a FUCKING TORNADO. Naturally, we weren't having it. Pulled up to the Cyclone Fortress on a Wyvern, fought our way to the throne room and gave His Majesty a taste of that Level 7 Toad. 😌💅🏾
also: FUCK HECTEYES
The Emperor of Palamecia a blue and a red mana Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard tap: Add blue or red. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on The Emperor of Palamecia. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, transform it. 2/2 Hecteyes one and a black Creature — Ooze Horror When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. “Once, the monsters of Hell poured forth into the world. They entered using a path known as the Jade Passage.” —Hilda, Princess of Fynn 1/1
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Final Fantasy. put a bunch of my blorbos on cards in my favourite game and gave me a bunch of new and exciting ways to be The Worst :3
Kefka, Court Mage Two and blue, black, red Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. Eight generic mana: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery. 4/5
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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FINAL FANTASY II posting again

Some Events sure do Occur. Went and found a pair of masks and a crystal rod and then got FUCKING SWALLOWED BY LEVIATHAN, met the last living Dragoon and we fought our way out together, then climbed the Mysidian Tower and claimed the Ultima Tome.
Rip Minwu 🥲
Swallowed by Leviathan Two and a blue Instant Choose target spell. Surveil 2, then counter the chosen spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Minwu, Rebellion Strategist (Mangara, the Diplomat) Three and a white Legendary Creature — Human Cleric Lifelink Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, draw a card. Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, draw a card. 2/4
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Show me your commander decks built around Circle of Power 👀
Circle of Power Three and a black Sorcery You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with “Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent.” Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Drafted this abzan pile and splashed red for Toph and it was sick af, we went 1-2 but they were all Real Games of Magic and required every ounce of my Gamer Prowess™, which was exhausting in the moment, but looking back on it fucking RULED
Hei Bai, Spirit of Balance Two and hybrid orzhov, hybrid orzhov Legendary Creature — Bear Spirit Whenever Hei Bai enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Hei Bai. When Hei Bai leaves the battlefield, put its counters on target creature you control. “My friend gave me hope that the forest would grow back.” —Aang 3/3 Tolls of War A white and a black mana Enchantment When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. (It’s an artifact with “two, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”) Whenever you sacrifice a permanent during your turn, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. Toph, Hardheaded Teacher Two, a red, and a green Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally When Toph enters, you may discard a card. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever you cast a spell, earthbend 1. If that spell is a Lesson, put an additional +1/+1 counter on that land. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that’s still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) 3/4 Watermark: Earth Kingdom Cycle of Renewal Two and a green Instant — Lesson Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. “These acorns are everywhere, Aang. That means the forest will grow back.” —Katara
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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A screen capture of FL Studio playing a track with videos of me ripping the bong in the top left corner. It's soundtracked by dreamy sampled mellotron keys and VHS strings, plus crunchy phonk drums and relatively clean 808 bass. Also there's a vocal sample lifted from another track I did.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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LITERALLY SO MUCH FASTER TO JUST DO IT MYSELF
A screenshot of an FL Studio automation clip. It's automating the low-pass filter cutoff frequency of a mixer track labeled Turntable.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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we are, of course, azulaposting
Fire Lord Azula One and grixis Legendary Creature — Human Noble Firebending 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, add red red. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever you cast a spell while Fire Lord Azula is attacking, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.) “I’m sorry it has to end this way, brother.” 4/4 Watermark: Fire Nation Gaze of Adamaro Two, red, red Instant — Arcane Gaze of Adamaro deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player’s hand. Wherever it looked, it saw destruction—the wake of its own gaze.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Putting 40-something creatures in a deck so I can jump-scare gamers with Random Encounter 😙👌🏾
(A nonzero number will be archaeomancers so we can reload the creature cannon)
Random Encounter Four, red, red Sorcery Shuffle your library, then mill four cards. Put each creature card milled this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste. At the beginning of the next end step, return those creatures to their owner’s hand. Flashback six, red, red (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Oh it's Aurelia, the Law Above for suresies, need me an angel to watch over my combats 🙏🏾
Aurelia, the Law Above Three, a red, and a white Legendary Creature — Angel Flying, vigilance, haste Whenever a player attacks with three or more creatures, you draw a card. Whenever a player attacks with five or more creatures, Aurelia deals 3 damage to each of your opponents and you gain 3 life. 4/4
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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FINAL FANTASY XII posting:
getting into the last stretch of the game and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS DUNGEON IS JUST STAFFED BY BEHEMOTHS
a screenshot of FINAL FANTASY XII. The party leader, Ashe, readies a casting of Bio at two Behemoths surrounding Vaan in the center of the arena. Vaan is our tank, enchanted with Bubble and Lure, and he is being very brave about it. Our healer, Fran, casts Cure somewhere offscreen.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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FIVE-DROP FRIDAY, KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL
Dragonhawk, Fate's Tempest Three, red, red Legendary Creature — Bird Dragon Flying Whenever Dragonhawk enters or attacks, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater. You may play those cards until your next end step. At the beginning of your next end step, Dragonhawk deals 2 damage to each opponent for each of those cards that are still exiled. 5/5
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Thinkin bout the similarities 🤔
Control Win Condition Four, blue, blue Creature — Whale This spell can’t be countered. Shroud Control Win Condition’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you’ve taken this game. (If this is in your deck, please keep track of your turns. This means you, Mark.) */* Eluge, the Shoreless Sea One and blue, blue, blue Legendary Creature — Elemental Fish Eluge’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Islands you control. Whenever Eluge enters or attacks, put a flood counter on target land. It’s an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it. The first instant or sorcery spell you cast each turn costs a blue (or a generic) less to cast for each land you control with a flood counter on it. */*
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I love floating red mana during Combat.

Mardu Firebending
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Grixis Firebending
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Sapphic Blue Farm Firebending
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And Redirect Lightning and The Last Agni Kai and Sozin's Comet and Firebender Ascension
Redirect Lightning One red mana Instant — Lesson As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 5 life or pay two generic mana. Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target. The Last Agni Kai One and a red Instant Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. If the creature the opponent controls is dealt excess damage this way, add that much red mana. Until end of turn, you don’t lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Zuko’s journey began when he refused to duel his father, but it would end dueling his sister. Watermark: Fire Nation Sozin's Comet Three, red, red Sorcery Each creature you control gains firebending 5 until end of turn. Foretell two and a red Firebender Ascension One and a red Enchantment When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 red Soldier creature token with firebending 1. Whenever a creature you control attacking causes a triggered ability of that creature to trigger, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Then if it has four or more quest counters on it, you may copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. Watermark: Fire Nation
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Had that mf thang on me across two decks today, reset the clock 😎
Akroma's Will Three and a white Instant Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Creatures you control gain flying, vigilance, and double strike until end of turn. • Creatures you control gain lifelink, indestructible, and protection from each color until end of turn. Deflecting Swat Two and a red Instant If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. You may choose new targets for target spell or ability. Archmage attacks are little more than annoyances to Kalamax. Horned Loch-Whale Four, blue, blue Creature — Whale Flash Ward two This creature enters tapped unless it’s your turn. 6/6 Lagoon Breach One and a blue Instant — Adventure The owner of target attacking creature you don’t control puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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some bangers that synergise with go-wide combat gamplans

And like, blade historian, but we're all familiar with their work, lol.
Surge to Victory Four, a red, and a red Sorcery Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that card’s mana value. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player this turn, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Warleader's Call One, a red, and a white Enchantment Creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent. “I fear a war between the guilds is exactly what our killer wants. Who could stand to benefit from such destruction?” —Alquist Proft, case notes
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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this guy has haste, btdubz. i dunno if you all knew that, but they put the haste right on the card.
Sergeant John Benton One, a green, and a white Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Trample, haste Share Intelligence — Whenever Sergeant John Benton deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards. 2/4
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I swear I like cards that aren't just knives and red. But my faves of 2025 so far are knives and red.
Jaws, Relentless Predator Three, a red, and a red Legendary Creature — Shark Trample, haste Whenever Jaws deals combat damage to a player, create that many Blood tokens. Whenever a noncreature artifact is sacrificed or destroyed, Jaws deals 1 damage to each opponent. 5/5 Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant One, a red, and a white Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. Three, a red, and a white, tap: Exile Joshua, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner’s control. Activate only as a sorcery. 3/4 Cori-Steel Cutter One and a red Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, the token gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Equip one and a red Watermark: Jeskai Buster Sword Three generic mana Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost. Equip two
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM