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Giovanni Pallotta
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Proud Canadian with Italian heritage.
Born in Montreal, currently in Ottawa. Trump resister. Habs fan for life. 🇨🇦🇮🇹
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The Montreal Canadiens win a thriller on their home opener. Here’s the Call of the Wilde for Global Montreal.

Don’t miss the Wilde Cards. It will lift your fan spirits.

globalnews.ca/news/1147776...
Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens edge Seattle Kraken in overtime thriller - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
The Seattle Kraken visited the Montreal Canadiens last October, embarrassing the local heroes 8-2. It might have been the low point of the entire season.
globalnews.ca
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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This kid trying to get Djokovic’s attention 🥹

(via x/usopen)
August 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Corn maze in Vankleek, Ont. celebrates Terry Fox’s Marathon of Hope
Corn maze in Vankleek, Ont. celebrates Terry Fox’s Marathon of Hope
Ouimet Farms in Vankleek Hill is honouring Terry Fox with a corn maze to celebrate the 45th anniversary of his Marathon of Hope.
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August 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
@basuandgodin.bsky.social if you had to speculate on who Kent Hughes will acquire as a 2nd line Center next year, who would he acquire? What method?

Trade? Free Agent signing? Offer sheet?
March 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Bill Burr noticed that his twitter account got flagged after making fun of the "twitter guy" so obviously he had something to say about it 🤣🔥
March 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The difference between Montreal Canadiens coverage in the French media vs English media is quite stark. One group throws grenades at players and is highly emotional when the Habs are doing very well (or bad), and the other group is measured, logical and insightful. Guess which is which?
March 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wondering what Wayne Gretzky is thinking today. Hey Wayno, are you with Trump or with Canada?!? #tradewar #gretzky
March 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Dolly Parton is a god damn National treasure.
March 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If, and it’s a big If, the Habs make the playoffs, it’ll most likely be as WC2 and they will face the Capitals. I don’t mind that matchup!
March 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
February 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Politeness is not the same as kindness.

Being polite is saying what makes people feel good today. Being kind is doing what helps people get better tomorrow.

When the norm is politeness, people withhold disagreement and criticism. When the norm is kindness, people speak their minds respectfully.
February 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When the first lie doesn’t stick (Fentanyl from Canada), go to the second lie (Canada treats the US unfairly) and then to the third lie (we don’t need Canadian products) to finally the hidden truth (I want Canada to kneel to me). Trump tariffs are about leverage and making Canada weaker.
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Trump's attack on Canada is not about fentanyl or the border. It is an attack on our nationhood.
But here's the thing: Trump is America's biggest disadvantage because he divides.
But he is unifying our nation like never before.
Canada #strongasfuck
charlieangus.substack.com/p/the-new-wo...
THE NEW WORLD DISORDER OF TRUMP
There is no blinking, no turning back.
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February 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If there’s goaltender inference on the waived goal, why isn’t there a penalty? This is why NHL referring will always be a joke!
January 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Exactly why @bsky.app is so important. Engaging on this platform is important. As is growing this platform.

Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?

Their greed is our opportunity.
It is not free speech when Trump aligned oligarchs have their thumbs on the algorithms of all the social media apps.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Matheson is so slick but damn, does he ever miss the net a lot in close!
January 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@arponbasu.bsky.social if you’re Kent Hughes do you keep Pezzetta or call up someone from Laval?

If the latter, who gets the call? Joshua Roy deserves a second look, but Davidson might be a better fit for that 4th line!
January 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Lane Hutson has 2, 5-game point streaks and 1, 7-game point streak. I think he’s good.
January 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering ‘fuck this fucking shit’ over and over
Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering 'fuck this fucking shit' over and over
OTTAWA - A new study indicates that the biggest cause of Canadians repeatedly exclaiming 'fuck this fucking shit' is shovelling snow.
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January 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Many factors are the reason the Habs are in the hunt for a playoff spot. Buy-in to Marty’s game plan, Carrier trade, Laine in the lineup, Dobes, etc…. But Lane Hutson is certified Elite! He’s become a dominant player after only 40 games as rookie. Makes offensive magic and plays solid defence.
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Steve Harvey is aghast
January 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@bwildemtl.bsky.social another question about your thoughts on Guhles’s offensive game. He’s a stud on defense but only has 8 points. What do you think his offensive ceiling number could be?Which defensman would you compare him to?
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM