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Giordi
@giohound.bsky.social
JRPG enthusiast who hates Squaresoft boomers
Discord: Jadeitehearts
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Hey there, gamer here. Fan of both old and new games alike.
types of games I enjoy:

-3D Platformers
-Hack n Slash/action
-RPGs
-Soulslike
-Dungeon crawlers
-"Art" games

NO SQUARESOFT BOOMERS ALLOWED. IF YOU HATE MOTOMU TORIYAMA, DO NOT COME TO MY PAGE.
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Oh yeah, figure I'd share this-

Based on a conversation from one of last week's stream, here's Bubsy Schwarzer, practitioner of the "Nine Lives One Bobcat" school of swordsmanship.

(Thank you @genmathesamurai.bsky.social for this *really* dumb commission of mine. lmao) #Kiseki #Trails
August 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Finished Horizon's demo. kinda disappointingly short, but it was nice to see some familiar faces again, as well as some new ones.
I can already hear the "literal translation" crowd complaining about Enforcer XVIII's dialogue using modern slang, even though she's a streamer and probably said that in-
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So I finally finished Trails in the Sky the 1st Remake.
...after 58 hours. seriously that's almost double what it took for me on PC. Granted I made liberal use of Turbo Mode before, so maybe it doesn't count. Falcom was not kidding when they said it had way more content compared to the original.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
GET THIS GAME RIGHT NAO. DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS, DON'T PASS GO, JUST GET IT.
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim is $14.99 on US PSN buff.ly/3Ci2R3j
US eShop buff.ly/4fb53b2

PS4/Switch physical ~$15/$22 US Dollars VGP buff.ly/3ChfPyp
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Explain your username 🎤

It's an old nickname my preschool teacher had called a relative of hers. I just got used to it.
Explain your username 🎤

It's sort of a James Bond reference, where he's always getting captured, but remains cool under pressure.

I also have a more pessimistic interpretation of it. It's like the "This is fine" meme, though I came up with it before that was a thing xD
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Tales of Destiny was the first game my daughter ever played.
I hope it remains a cherished childhood memory for her, just like it did for me.
Happy 28th anniversary 🎉

#TOD28周年
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Then: Final Fantasy VII Remake
Now: Ghost of Tsushima
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2020, and what you would say your favourite game of 2020 is now, if it differs

(I will count two-way ties for either answer)

For a more comprehensive refresher than this grid: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Direct tethering. That is all.
Who doesn't want to direct-tether
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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THIS IS ME RN CUZ I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING JUSIS BACK IN MY PARTY AND THEY IMMEDIATELY RIPPED HIM AWAY FROM ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

at least bird is here 😔
He pensive 😔
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Today (12/15) marks the 25th anniversary of the NA release of "Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete" for PS1. This game is very near & dear to my heart. Even after all this time, its influence on me as a storyteller & as a player of games in general is immeasurable.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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REALLY?! We lost Sheen AND Doug Dimmadome within the same 24 hour span?

This week sucks.

Rest in peace, man.
Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I want to personally thank Falcom for completely ruining the Giant Penguin boss. Not that it still isn't funny, but Estelle's reaction is nowhere near as good as it was originally. And no, in this case it was probably not Gungho who did it.
On a more positive note, the penguins can fart it's funny.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I forgot how much I hated Kaldia Limestone Cavern.
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
obsessed with panty shots
still, fren
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@charshikama.bsky.social would like a remaster of this.
Though I wouldn't hold my breath.
A game people seem to hate mostly because they didn't bother to learn how to play it.

...But even if you do it's still overly difficult, very luck-heavy and has some very opaque mechanics. Gets points for uniqueness and having good music though
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Trails of Cold Steel 3 - Step Ahead

Composer: Mitsuo Singa
Violin: Mizuki Mizutani
July 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
so Austrian Painter Dating sims are ok on Steam but this isn't...
can someone make it make sense?
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Guess I'm too much of an angel?
@giohound.bsky.social has swears! They've used 187 profanities in their last 4,737 posts.

🥇 "hell" (27 times)
🥈 "shit" (18 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (14 times)
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Goddamn this is easily the worst dub I've ever heard. like this makes Chaos Wars' dub look good.
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM