Gin and Bacon
@ginandbacon.bsky.social
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!
Comparative Religions 101 -
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Comparative Religions 101 -
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
- Muslims do not recognise Jews as God's chosen people.
- Jews do not recognise Jesus as the Mesiah.
- Protestants do not recognise the Pope as their leader.
- Baptists do not recognise each other in the pub.
1) He was washed off the island by the explosion & Q finds that the nanobots had a backdoor to deactivate them.
2) ???
3) PROFIT!
2) ???
3) PROFIT!
Honestly, Conan-Doyle killed off Sherlock Holmes and all it took to bring him back was a single vague and implausible paragraph that we all accepted because we wanted to read more silly little stories. I think James Bond will be fine.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
1) He was washed off the island by the explosion & Q finds that the nanobots had a backdoor to deactivate them.
2) ???
3) PROFIT!
2) ???
3) PROFIT!
Explain a film plot badly:
Alex is dead, let's PARTY!
Alex is dead, let's PARTY!
In Nevada, two people hated things and were more than marginally worried.
Explain a film plot badly.
Shark kills people.
Sheriff kills shark.
The end.
Shark kills people.
Sheriff kills shark.
The end.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Alex is dead, let's PARTY!
Alex is dead, let's PARTY!
Just a quick think, regarding tax -
Using 2023 figures from the treasury, the chancellor could set the tax free threshold to the median income and a single rate of 50%.
Only the top 30% would pay more and the tax receipt would rise 11%.
Be radical, tax those with more than average.
Using 2023 figures from the treasury, the chancellor could set the tax free threshold to the median income and a single rate of 50%.
Only the top 30% would pay more and the tax receipt would rise 11%.
Be radical, tax those with more than average.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just a quick think, regarding tax -
Using 2023 figures from the treasury, the chancellor could set the tax free threshold to the median income and a single rate of 50%.
Only the top 30% would pay more and the tax receipt would rise 11%.
Be radical, tax those with more than average.
Using 2023 figures from the treasury, the chancellor could set the tax free threshold to the median income and a single rate of 50%.
Only the top 30% would pay more and the tax receipt would rise 11%.
Be radical, tax those with more than average.
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sad days.
Just walked past our local Pizza Express and the Royal Warrant is coming down...
Just walked past our local Pizza Express and the Royal Warrant is coming down...
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Sad days.
Just walked past our local Pizza Express and the Royal Warrant is coming down...
Just walked past our local Pizza Express and the Royal Warrant is coming down...
No notes:
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No notes:
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I told my wife not to decorate for Halloween, but she said she was going to anyway.
When I get home there may be reaper cushions...
When I get home there may be reaper cushions...
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I told my wife not to decorate for Halloween, but she said she was going to anyway.
When I get home there may be reaper cushions...
When I get home there may be reaper cushions...
The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The Nonce Formerly Known As Prince
[site] to require small payments to prevent use by teens.
[site] to begin collecting personal info from adults
"[site] to ban teens" is always very funny to me. as we all know, teens always obey such things, and never flout age restrictions
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
[site] to require small payments to prevent use by teens.
TERRIBLE MOVIES I LIKE ANYWAY:
Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
TERRIBLE MOVIES I LIKE ANYWAY:
Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk
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Meat Loaf with curry.
Follow for more recipes!
Follow for more recipes!
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Meat Loaf with curry.
Follow for more recipes!
Follow for more recipes!
Dear BBC,
Get off X.
Regards,
W.
Get off X.
Regards,
W.
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Dear BBC,
Get off X.
Regards,
W.
Get off X.
Regards,
W.
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Okay Surrey fam - pick your side, East and West are to be split.
They'll be building a wall around Epsom to keep the easterners out. Reigate will open a new Trabant factory. We'll need to reopen Brooklands airfield for the Dorking Airlift...
They'll be building a wall around Epsom to keep the easterners out. Reigate will open a new Trabant factory. We'll need to reopen Brooklands airfield for the Dorking Airlift...
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Okay Surrey fam - pick your side, East and West are to be split.
They'll be building a wall around Epsom to keep the easterners out. Reigate will open a new Trabant factory. We'll need to reopen Brooklands airfield for the Dorking Airlift...
They'll be building a wall around Epsom to keep the easterners out. Reigate will open a new Trabant factory. We'll need to reopen Brooklands airfield for the Dorking Airlift...
How do the Welsh deal with Reform?
Caerphilly!
Caerphilly!
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
How do the Welsh deal with Reform?
Caerphilly!
Caerphilly!
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🇭🇺 On this day in 1956, Hungarians rose up against Soviet occupation — and showed solidarity with the 🇵🇱 Polish (“lengyel”) nation, whose June 1956 Poznań protests had been crushed.
🎥 Footage: Blinken OSA Archivum, post-colorized by Colorful History (Színes Történelem) YouTube channel
🎥 Footage: Blinken OSA Archivum, post-colorized by Colorful History (Színes Történelem) YouTube channel
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
🇭🇺 On this day in 1956, Hungarians rose up against Soviet occupation — and showed solidarity with the 🇵🇱 Polish (“lengyel”) nation, whose June 1956 Poznań protests had been crushed.
🎥 Footage: Blinken OSA Archivum, post-colorized by Colorful History (Színes Történelem) YouTube channel
🎥 Footage: Blinken OSA Archivum, post-colorized by Colorful History (Színes Történelem) YouTube channel
So Dad got an obituary in the local paper.
I'm a little bit emotional about that, tbqhwy.
I'm a little bit emotional about that, tbqhwy.
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
So Dad got an obituary in the local paper.
I'm a little bit emotional about that, tbqhwy.
I'm a little bit emotional about that, tbqhwy.
I'm an immigrant.
My parents were Irish/Scot decent, I am from the Far East like my Father. No-one wants to deport me because I'm white and they think I'm English.
I'm British by virtue of Empire alone. When they go after the immigrants, they go after me.
My parents were Irish/Scot decent, I am from the Far East like my Father. No-one wants to deport me because I'm white and they think I'm English.
I'm British by virtue of Empire alone. When they go after the immigrants, they go after me.
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm an immigrant.
My parents were Irish/Scot decent, I am from the Far East like my Father. No-one wants to deport me because I'm white and they think I'm English.
I'm British by virtue of Empire alone. When they go after the immigrants, they go after me.
My parents were Irish/Scot decent, I am from the Far East like my Father. No-one wants to deport me because I'm white and they think I'm English.
I'm British by virtue of Empire alone. When they go after the immigrants, they go after me.
That hurt.
Dad's funeral was v emotional but we did our duty.
Dad's funeral was v emotional but we did our duty.
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That hurt.
Dad's funeral was v emotional but we did our duty.
Dad's funeral was v emotional but we did our duty.
Washed the car in the pooring rain.
Gotta be clean for the funeral.
Gotta be clean for the funeral.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Washed the car in the pooring rain.
Gotta be clean for the funeral.
Gotta be clean for the funeral.
Babies are home!
Unfortunately it's only for 3 days and da's funeral, but they're home.
Unfortunately it's only for 3 days and da's funeral, but they're home.
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Babies are home!
Unfortunately it's only for 3 days and da's funeral, but they're home.
Unfortunately it's only for 3 days and da's funeral, but they're home.