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I’m looking at a tree.
No red onions.
No green onions.
No jalapeños.
That’s the Aldi promise.
No green onions.
No jalapeños.
That’s the Aldi promise.
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
No red onions.
No green onions.
No jalapeños.
That’s the Aldi promise.
No green onions.
No jalapeños.
That’s the Aldi promise.
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
Every now and then I think about that Cybertruck I saw pulling out of an Aaron’s rent-to-own.
That tracks no matter which way you slice it.
That tracks no matter which way you slice it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Every now and then I think about that Cybertruck I saw pulling out of an Aaron’s rent-to-own.
That tracks no matter which way you slice it.
That tracks no matter which way you slice it.
Mike Johnson’s on his way to church to fuck a Sunday Schooler.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Mike Johnson’s on his way to church to fuck a Sunday Schooler.
“ No clue. It’s a mystery. Can’t possible determine what English word you’re trying to type within this context.” - fucking computers
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
“ No clue. It’s a mystery. Can’t possible determine what English word you’re trying to type within this context.” - fucking computers
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Mississippi’s largest synagogue was set on fire before dawn Saturday. Fire department ruled it arson, and a suspect has been arrested.
It is the same synagogue that the Ku Klux Klan bombed in 1967 because the rabbi supported civil rights. mississippitoday.org/2026/01/10/f...
It is the same synagogue that the Ku Klux Klan bombed in 1967 because the rabbi supported civil rights. mississippitoday.org/2026/01/10/f...
Predawn fire reduces parts of Mississippi's largest synagogue to charred ruins - Mississippi Today
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil rights...
mississippitoday.org
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Mississippi’s largest synagogue was set on fire before dawn Saturday. Fire department ruled it arson, and a suspect has been arrested.
It is the same synagogue that the Ku Klux Klan bombed in 1967 because the rabbi supported civil rights. mississippitoday.org/2026/01/10/f...
It is the same synagogue that the Ku Klux Klan bombed in 1967 because the rabbi supported civil rights. mississippitoday.org/2026/01/10/f...
Stop calling them “Gestapo”
Call them “Losers”
“Failures” “Pussies” “Cocksuckers” “Dropouts” “2nd Husband” “Chickenshit” “Rent-a-Cop”
Shit like that.
And 80’s movies have things they reeealllly don’t like to be called.
Call them “Losers”
“Failures” “Pussies” “Cocksuckers” “Dropouts” “2nd Husband” “Chickenshit” “Rent-a-Cop”
Shit like that.
And 80’s movies have things they reeealllly don’t like to be called.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Stop calling them “Gestapo”
Call them “Losers”
“Failures” “Pussies” “Cocksuckers” “Dropouts” “2nd Husband” “Chickenshit” “Rent-a-Cop”
Shit like that.
And 80’s movies have things they reeealllly don’t like to be called.
Call them “Losers”
“Failures” “Pussies” “Cocksuckers” “Dropouts” “2nd Husband” “Chickenshit” “Rent-a-Cop”
Shit like that.
And 80’s movies have things they reeealllly don’t like to be called.
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i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
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If you are waiting for a sense of conscience to kick in, you are fooling yourself. This will stop when we make it stop.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
If you are waiting for a sense of conscience to kick in, you are fooling yourself. This will stop when we make it stop.
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In which the English editors that Jeff Bezos hired from Rupert Murdoch to run WaPo demonstrate (1) that they don't understand the First Amendment and how it works and (2) that they're also basically illiterate.
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
In which the English editors that Jeff Bezos hired from Rupert Murdoch to run WaPo demonstrate (1) that they don't understand the First Amendment and how it works and (2) that they're also basically illiterate.
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There's a reason Jonathan Ross's first priority was his cell phone and his second was the handgun he used to murder a woman. The social media sizzle reel is all that matters to them.
ICYMI: WaPo, on why ICE always has phones in their hands: to feed the social media beast.
@drewharwell.com
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
@drewharwell.com
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
There's a reason Jonathan Ross's first priority was his cell phone and his second was the handgun he used to murder a woman. The social media sizzle reel is all that matters to them.
Did a rapist write this?
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Did a rapist write this?
What’s this pussy’s name and address?
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
What’s this pussy’s name and address?
If a crazy person shot Elon Musk in the face I’d buy that crazy person’s merch.
Elon Musk (net worth $600 billion+) says people shouldn't worry about saving for retirement because, in 20 years, everyone will have everything they want thanks to AI.
Elon Musk says saving for retirement will be 'irrelevant' in abundant future
Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk described a future where technology creates an abundance of resources so "anyone can have whatever stuff they want."
www.businessinsider.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If a crazy person shot Elon Musk in the face I’d buy that crazy person’s merch.
ICE will be within, or very near, every single peaceful protest this weekend, and they know tensions are extremely high.
For your own survival, you HAVE TO assume every single agent will initiate lethal force. It’s the opportunity for The Insurrection Act this administration has been dreaming of.
For your own survival, you HAVE TO assume every single agent will initiate lethal force. It’s the opportunity for The Insurrection Act this administration has been dreaming of.
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
ICE will be within, or very near, every single peaceful protest this weekend, and they know tensions are extremely high.
For your own survival, you HAVE TO assume every single agent will initiate lethal force. It’s the opportunity for The Insurrection Act this administration has been dreaming of.
For your own survival, you HAVE TO assume every single agent will initiate lethal force. It’s the opportunity for The Insurrection Act this administration has been dreaming of.
In ten years Clarence Thomas is going to die from getting his shit pushed in by Hegseth in a bathroom labeled “Colored”
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
In ten years Clarence Thomas is going to die from getting his shit pushed in by Hegseth in a bathroom labeled “Colored”
Just a little precocious rascal, isn’t he, Jim-Jim?
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Just a little precocious rascal, isn’t he, Jim-Jim?
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I hope Merrick fucking Garland’s enjoying a nice brie or some bullshit.
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I hope Merrick fucking Garland’s enjoying a nice brie or some bullshit.
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Misogyny is the root of fascism.
Misogyny is the root of terrorism.
It is the hatred of women that seeds hate towards society. From ISIS to MAGA, Russia to Israel. Misogyny is the driving force behind the evil that has declared war on all that is good. #3E #EndImpunity #GoodVsEvil #JusticeForGood
Misogyny is the root of terrorism.
It is the hatred of women that seeds hate towards society. From ISIS to MAGA, Russia to Israel. Misogyny is the driving force behind the evil that has declared war on all that is good. #3E #EndImpunity #GoodVsEvil #JusticeForGood
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Misogyny is the root of fascism.
Misogyny is the root of terrorism.
It is the hatred of women that seeds hate towards society. From ISIS to MAGA, Russia to Israel. Misogyny is the driving force behind the evil that has declared war on all that is good. #3E #EndImpunity #GoodVsEvil #JusticeForGood
Misogyny is the root of terrorism.
It is the hatred of women that seeds hate towards society. From ISIS to MAGA, Russia to Israel. Misogyny is the driving force behind the evil that has declared war on all that is good. #3E #EndImpunity #GoodVsEvil #JusticeForGood
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You can be murdered by the state if it deems you “not normal”
DOOCY: Vance yesterday suggested Renee Good was part of a broad left-wing network. What has your team told you about this? Who is in charge of it?
TRUMP: I haven't seen the vice president's statement but he's generally very accurate. She was an agitator. Probably a paid agitator. She was not normal
TRUMP: I haven't seen the vice president's statement but he's generally very accurate. She was an agitator. Probably a paid agitator. She was not normal
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
You can be murdered by the state if it deems you “not normal”
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The administration clearly wants people to feel like they could absolutely do nothing wrong and still be executed.
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The administration clearly wants people to feel like they could absolutely do nothing wrong and still be executed.
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What you are witnessing right now is play after play out of the 1934 Nazi Germany playbook:
1) Violence is your friend
2) NEVER admit a mistake
3) Blame the OTHER for what YOU are doing
1) Violence is your friend
2) NEVER admit a mistake
3) Blame the OTHER for what YOU are doing
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
What you are witnessing right now is play after play out of the 1934 Nazi Germany playbook:
1) Violence is your friend
2) NEVER admit a mistake
3) Blame the OTHER for what YOU are doing
1) Violence is your friend
2) NEVER admit a mistake
3) Blame the OTHER for what YOU are doing
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Amazing how many people were fired over Kirk for 1/10th of what all these people are saying
In case she deletes it — whoah, Katie Miller. Tell us how you really feel
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Amazing how many people were fired over Kirk for 1/10th of what all these people are saying