Gordon
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Miserable old git. Tories, now Labour, turning me into Victor Meldrew, "I don't fking believe it”. Railwayman, Giant Labrador enabler. Living Kidney Donor. Falkland,Fife, Scotland
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Hot as a camel's underpants and twice as sweaty.
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hot as a camel's underpants and twice as sweaty.
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Finally finished rigging this thing.
##HistScaleModels
##HistScaleModels
June 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finally finished rigging this thing.
##HistScaleModels
##HistScaleModels
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I catch the eye of a little girl in the supermarket who is simply loving the sound of the word 'always,' which she is saying over and over again. I smile. She gives me a huge grin and an even bigger 'Always'.
June 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I catch the eye of a little girl in the supermarket who is simply loving the sound of the word 'always,' which she is saying over and over again. I smile. She gives me a huge grin and an even bigger 'Always'.
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Woman in Tottenham: What is gluten-free bread made of?
Man: Dust. And hope.
Man: Dust. And hope.
June 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Woman in Tottenham: What is gluten-free bread made of?
Man: Dust. And hope.
Man: Dust. And hope.
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Edinburgh O'Clock - 3 minutes to every hour. - we run fast so you don't miss your train.
A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin
@tomduffinphotos.bsky.social.
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A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin
@tomduffinphotos.bsky.social.
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June 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Edinburgh O'Clock - 3 minutes to every hour. - we run fast so you don't miss your train.
A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin
@tomduffinphotos.bsky.social.
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A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin
@tomduffinphotos.bsky.social.
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Today's love from the Roman world. 40m beneath the surface, the amazing theatre in Herculaneum! Rarely open, a fabulous tho claustrophobic visit!
June 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Today's love from the Roman world. 40m beneath the surface, the amazing theatre in Herculaneum! Rarely open, a fabulous tho claustrophobic visit!
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A baby being pushed in a pram fights to stay awake through the rocking movements of the wheels on the paving stones, which without question, will soon soothe him into sleep.
June 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A baby being pushed in a pram fights to stay awake through the rocking movements of the wheels on the paving stones, which without question, will soon soothe him into sleep.
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This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is...
“Strasbourg.”
“Strasbourg.”
I pronounce it 'Nice' myself, but I've never been sure I've got it right.
How do you pronounce it?
How do you pronounce it?
May 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is...
“Strasbourg.”
“Strasbourg.”
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"Bucky" or Buckfast Fortified Wine is the bevvy of choice for Scottish "NEDs." (Non Educated Delinquents.) Their uniform is a track suit and a bottle of "Buckies." A hapless wine conoisseur decided to give Buckfast a try. Hilarity ensued.
May 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Bucky" or Buckfast Fortified Wine is the bevvy of choice for Scottish "NEDs." (Non Educated Delinquents.) Their uniform is a track suit and a bottle of "Buckies." A hapless wine conoisseur decided to give Buckfast a try. Hilarity ensued.
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CUCKOO CUCKOO
May 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
CUCKOO CUCKOO
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Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.
May 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.
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It's the glorious 25th of May. Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard boiled egg! #GNUTerryPratchett
May 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
It's the glorious 25th of May. Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard boiled egg! #GNUTerryPratchett
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Woman queuing at a coffee van: Oh look, that guy’s handing out leaflets about a cycling event. That’s very me (calls out) Hey, can I have one of those?
Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there!
Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah.
Her friend: What?
Woman: It’s a psychic event.
Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there!
Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah.
Her friend: What?
Woman: It’s a psychic event.
May 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Woman queuing at a coffee van: Oh look, that guy’s handing out leaflets about a cycling event. That’s very me (calls out) Hey, can I have one of those?
Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there!
Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah.
Her friend: What?
Woman: It’s a psychic event.
Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there!
Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah.
Her friend: What?
Woman: It’s a psychic event.
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Woman in Tottenham: Do you remember those mood rings?
Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one?
Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry.
Silence.
Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one?
Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry.
Silence.
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Woman in Tottenham: Do you remember those mood rings?
Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one?
Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry.
Silence.
Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one?
Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry.
Silence.
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With an air of sadness, a man outside a pub contemplates the particular, crumpled, zig-zag shape of a pre-made, hand-rolled cigarette that he has just removed from his pocket.
May 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
With an air of sadness, a man outside a pub contemplates the particular, crumpled, zig-zag shape of a pre-made, hand-rolled cigarette that he has just removed from his pocket.
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Holy shit we woke up alive
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Holy shit we woke up alive
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The Wulferhampton Donkey and Unicorn Sanctuary are proud to welcome, Willy , Wanda and Wendy
May 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The Wulferhampton Donkey and Unicorn Sanctuary are proud to welcome, Willy , Wanda and Wendy
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A woman locks her bike by a pet shop in Hackney and a huge sticker in the window makes it look like she is watched by a giant angry kitten.
May 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A woman locks her bike by a pet shop in Hackney and a huge sticker in the window makes it look like she is watched by a giant angry kitten.
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A raindrop landing on my phone screen makes bold a kiss I am writing in a message, like a mini Escher drawing.
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A raindrop landing on my phone screen makes bold a kiss I am writing in a message, like a mini Escher drawing.
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Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.
May 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.
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Mrs P took a photo of the new pergola lights and in doing so it looks like she accidentally took one of an owl (see top left corner). @wulfhelm.bsky.social #ShitBirdPhoto
May 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Mrs P took a photo of the new pergola lights and in doing so it looks like she accidentally took one of an owl (see top left corner). @wulfhelm.bsky.social #ShitBirdPhoto
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Man in a pub: I've met a great new colleague at work.
His friend: Is he cooler than me?
Long pause.
Man: No.
His friend: Is he cooler than me?
Long pause.
Man: No.
May 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Man in a pub: I've met a great new colleague at work.
His friend: Is he cooler than me?
Long pause.
Man: No.
His friend: Is he cooler than me?
Long pause.
Man: No.