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Garrett Garner-Wells
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dad | husband | climber | vegan | Coloradan
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My first-ever Definitely Don’t Need Pardons for All the Illegal Stuff We Did Award is raising a lot of questions already answered by my award.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Traffic circles are amazing and Denver drivers need to slow the hell down.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Minions are just bald yellow Ewoks
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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No Kings in Denver today. Photo by Cheney Orr for @nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
a lot of people talked to me about my sign today and that’s not cool. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A parking job that asks, “At what age did your children stop speaking to you?”
October 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Nonprofit buys 480 acres on 14er to help preserve public access trib.al/aLXF0pI
Nonprofit buys 480 acres on 14er to help preserve public access
“Sometimes, to save a mountain, you have to buy it.”
trib.al
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Vermont: a real nice place to hike.
September 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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1. Entering the daycare without a warrant
2. Chasing the child through a playset
3. Burglary of daycare
4. Dragging away old lady
August 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
Release from HHS: HHS will wind down its development of the mRNA vaccine development activities under the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA).
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
ok, hear me out:
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savory pop tarts
August 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Jared Polis vows to chain himself to Colorado Capitol plaza to stop $28 million pedestrian bridge that he proposed
Jared Polis vows to chain himself to Colorado Capitol plaza to stop $28 million pedestrian bridge that he proposed
The bridge was the governor’s idea to celebrate the state’s 150th anniversary. But it was panned by lawmakers, historic preservationists and, apparently, the public.
coloradosun.com
July 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
July 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This kid at the park just screamed, “JANUARY?!? I’ve never HEARD OF IT!!” and it was way funnier than it should have been.
Chris Farley… welcome back 🫡
July 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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This 4th, I can’t stop thinking about how many lives will be hurt by Trump’s catastrophic bill.

But I’m also thinking about the incredible ways people stand with, protect, and serve their communities.

The most patriotic thing we can do today is help our neighbor. It’s more important now than ever.
This bill is going to harm millions of Americans right now but we won’t know the true toll for years.

It’s time for Democratic leaders, donors, and organizations to use their dollars to fill the gaps Trump is creating: fund clinics, stock food banks, protect communities.
July 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.
July 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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An Alabama-based company that was close to receiving the final go-ahead from the state to mine near the Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge has decided to instead sell the land to a nonprofit focused on conserving at-risk sites.
Land deal stops mining project near Okefenokee Swamp, though advocates brace for future threats • Georgia Recorder
An Alabama-based company that was close to receiving the final go-ahead from the state to mine near the Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge has decided to instead sell the land to a nonprofit focused ...
georgiarecorder.com
June 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM