virghoe
@getoffmylawn97.bsky.social
Chat should I put Lisa frank stickers on my g*n y or n
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chat should I put Lisa frank stickers on my g*n y or n
Chat i am literally terrified
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Chat i am literally terrified
Not my step mom telling me my ex and I always looked “funny” together bc I’m “so gorgeous and he’s like.. a little crusty” 😭😭😭 thanks ma
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Not my step mom telling me my ex and I always looked “funny” together bc I’m “so gorgeous and he’s like.. a little crusty” 😭😭😭 thanks ma
Crush just asked how I like my coffee somebody take me out back and shoot me
September 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Crush just asked how I like my coffee somebody take me out back and shoot me
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Jerk me off like you’re trying to start a lawn mower or don’t waste my time.
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Jerk me off like you’re trying to start a lawn mower or don’t waste my time.
I hope my loser ex starts bringing his MAYBE 21 yo gf to the functions and gets the major side eye he deserves. Better yet- I hope the men in his life call him out bc he sure as hell don’t listen to the women. Yuck!
August 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hope my loser ex starts bringing his MAYBE 21 yo gf to the functions and gets the major side eye he deserves. Better yet- I hope the men in his life call him out bc he sure as hell don’t listen to the women. Yuck!
Fuck EVERYOBE DUDE I wanna fight
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fuck EVERYOBE DUDE I wanna fight
A word i use a lot that autocorrect refuses to figure out a lot is diarrhea and in case you were wondering:
August 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A word i use a lot that autocorrect refuses to figure out a lot is diarrhea and in case you were wondering:
“I’d be a nun but I like to cuss”
August 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“I’d be a nun but I like to cuss”
My Roman Empire is the time my masc friend wore a bikini 🥵
August 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My Roman Empire is the time my masc friend wore a bikini 🥵
Men going thru a breakup and getting a mustache is like the less glamorous version of a woman getting bangs after a breakup
August 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Men going thru a breakup and getting a mustache is like the less glamorous version of a woman getting bangs after a breakup
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Everything you interact with every day, literally everything, either has feces on it or it doesn't.
August 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Everything you interact with every day, literally everything, either has feces on it or it doesn't.
Breakup got me speaking to my ex like a bitchy HR professional.
August 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Breakup got me speaking to my ex like a bitchy HR professional.
This relationship and ensuing breakup is my 9/11. Never forget. Never again.
July 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This relationship and ensuing breakup is my 9/11. Never forget. Never again.
Can somebody isolate the part of heartthrob where indigo de Souza says we’re so proud of u so I can listen to it on repeat thx bye
July 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can somebody isolate the part of heartthrob where indigo de Souza says we’re so proud of u so I can listen to it on repeat thx bye
When u knew ur ex was bad but then u talk w ur former meta and realize it is WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT.
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When u knew ur ex was bad but then u talk w ur former meta and realize it is WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT.
I’m gonna blow myself up
July 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m gonna blow myself up
Chat in gonna move to Spain
July 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Chat in gonna move to Spain
Making my lesbian friend promise me to never try sucking d*ck
July 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Making my lesbian friend promise me to never try sucking d*ck
hey y’all uh, what the fuck ^_^
July 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hey y’all uh, what the fuck ^_^
Just dropped a day changing log in a gas station. I’m talkin 12 inches. Life is good.
July 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just dropped a day changing log in a gas station. I’m talkin 12 inches. Life is good.
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Going to mix a Twisted Tea with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to make a Hard Twisted Arnold Palmer.
July 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Going to mix a Twisted Tea with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to make a Hard Twisted Arnold Palmer.
If you wanna be my lover you gotta get w my 100s of unread text messages
July 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you wanna be my lover you gotta get w my 100s of unread text messages
S/O to bsky Shit posters. It might be dead now but one day they’ll see. They’ll all see.
June 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
S/O to bsky Shit posters. It might be dead now but one day they’ll see. They’ll all see.