Ben ☺️
@getlefty.bsky.social
He/Him | MTG | Xbox | D&D | I'm here for humor, gaming and good times.
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Stopped at Portillo's for some drive thru. While waiting for our food I noticed the [shake machine?] had googly eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Stopped at Portillo's for some drive thru. While waiting for our food I noticed the [shake machine?] had googly eyes.
Dan Soder tonight. Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour (presented by Outback Steakhouse 😂)
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dan Soder tonight. Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour (presented by Outback Steakhouse 😂)
Throwback to 2016 with a classic Stevie when she wouldn't leave me alone so I stuffed her into my jacket 😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Throwback to 2016 with a classic Stevie when she wouldn't leave me alone so I stuffed her into my jacket 😂
IT'S FIVE DROP FRIDAY
One of my favorite plays of all time was realizing that having two copies of Uncivil Unrest in play allowed my creatures to come into play with both a counter AND haste.
Good times!
One of my favorite plays of all time was realizing that having two copies of Uncivil Unrest in play allowed my creatures to come into play with both a counter AND haste.
Good times!
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
IT'S FIVE DROP FRIDAY
One of my favorite plays of all time was realizing that having two copies of Uncivil Unrest in play allowed my creatures to come into play with both a counter AND haste.
Good times!
One of my favorite plays of all time was realizing that having two copies of Uncivil Unrest in play allowed my creatures to come into play with both a counter AND haste.
Good times!
It's healthcare for all or bankruptcy for all. The latter will likely happen much faster.
Here’s the thing about healthcare premiums about to skyrocket: they will never come back down, short of a complete overhaul of our system for universal healthcare. Which clearly won’t happen bc of all the money tied up between health and politics.
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's healthcare for all or bankruptcy for all. The latter will likely happen much faster.
They keep saying this shit like that will make it true while I'm basically paying double for groceries and have been for well over a year
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
They keep saying this shit like that will make it true while I'm basically paying double for groceries and have been for well over a year
My coworker was fired a couple of weeks ago for "some bullshit" and I found out yesterday that he has a meeting tomorrow to hopefully get hired back. The meeting is a very positive sign and on top of that I've made it known that we miss and need him and hopefully that will help. Ts&Ps y'all 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My coworker was fired a couple of weeks ago for "some bullshit" and I found out yesterday that he has a meeting tomorrow to hopefully get hired back. The meeting is a very positive sign and on top of that I've made it known that we miss and need him and hopefully that will help. Ts&Ps y'all 🙏
Scalpers and resellers have taken over the majority of my Facebook marketplace posts.
Someone is absolutely losing their shirt on Spider-Man collector boxes btw. They're under $300 and there's no way he's making money at that price 🤣
Someone is absolutely losing their shirt on Spider-Man collector boxes btw. They're under $300 and there's no way he's making money at that price 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Scalpers and resellers have taken over the majority of my Facebook marketplace posts.
Someone is absolutely losing their shirt on Spider-Man collector boxes btw. They're under $300 and there's no way he's making money at that price 🤣
Someone is absolutely losing their shirt on Spider-Man collector boxes btw. They're under $300 and there's no way he's making money at that price 🤣
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Not sure who needs to hear this, we don't earn food. You deserve food simply for existing.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this, we don't earn food. You deserve food simply for existing.
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
I fully appreciate the work that went into this.
Do you think my opponents will mind if I roll up with my totally Official #MTGxATLA Cabbage Spindown?
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I fully appreciate the work that went into this.
More eyes need to see this
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
More eyes need to see this
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Shame this bird is a terf
youtube.com/shorts/aw8Dh...
youtube.com/shorts/aw8Dh...
This starling can copy ANY sound 🐦⬛ #funny #foryou #animals #cute
YouTube video by Sanjay G
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shame this bird is a terf
youtube.com/shorts/aw8Dh...
youtube.com/shorts/aw8Dh...
Remember when there were as many footballs as we wanted? Those were the days...
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Remember when there were as many footballs as we wanted? Those were the days...
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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THE BOULDER is conflicted because THE BOULDER should be mythic rare. 🤣
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
THE BOULDER is conflicted because THE BOULDER should be mythic rare. 🤣
Local Walgreens has Sonic holding a classic Genesis controller Squishmallow
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Local Walgreens has Sonic holding a classic Genesis controller Squishmallow