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Ben ☺️
@getlefty.bsky.social
He/Him | MTG | Xbox | D&D | I'm here for humor, gaming and good times.
I saw a clip with one of the big streamers and he ran into a dude that started showing him his favorite spots and he goes "don't tell anyone" and the guy goes "uh... I have like 18k people watching me" 😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
No frogrets
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nice! This morning I did a 3 egg omelette with diced ham and cheddar and a couple slices of toast.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
...creatures that they could kill me 😂

Honestly one of my favorite game losses.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I was absolutely wood chipped by one while playing with Rendmaw.

I'm not used to seeing that card on the table so I had forgotten about it by the time I cast a big Torment of Hailfire right into it and then I pointed it out to the table that if they collectively discard or sacrifice enough...
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They will know paradise. Same goes for sellers that use low-stick tape with a little tab so you can get at your cards without having to get a knife.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
After a beat, the gloved Mandalorian armor gauntlet of Boba Fett grabs onto the sand outside the Sarlacc pit...
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'd put Squee the Immortal in there for easy graveyard casting and probably filth/valor/glory for graveyard evasion options (filth would require an Urborg though 🤷‍♂️).
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
an older man in a grey sweater says woof
ALT: an older man in a grey sweater says woof
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November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh noes
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
He definitely doesn't have friends. His wives didn't like him. His kids don't like him.

He seems excessively unlikable.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don't even know anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM