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Greg
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Whoever decided to Do Things over the holidays should be in jail. The holidays are for wearing a blanket and watching lord of the rings.
December 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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dunkins employee: careful, it's really hot

me: you too (spilling coffee everywhere trying to force the cup into a center console filled to the brim with pennies)
November 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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i'm sorry did you say Gregory or Greggelry
September 17, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 19, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Pearl Jam by jeremy
November 21, 2023 at 5:07 PM