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Steve Schultze
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Associate Prof of Geography | @UofSouthAlabama | Climate Change | Agriculture | Viticulture/Wine | GIS | Certified Spin 🚴 Instructor | Tacos | Not necessarily in that order
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Hi new people 👋

I'm an associate professor who studies the connection between wine 🍇🍷and climate change📈🌎 while also looking at how microclimates influence extremes in temperatures🌡️and humidity 🥵. I'm writing a book on the first topic and heading back to Galápagos 🌊🏖️🐢 in March for more data!
Sometimes this job is pretty cool. Study Abroad in Germany 2025 photo dump #1:
Ludwig Maximilian University
Marienplatz
Steps of Schloss Herrenchiemsee
Prien am Chiemsee with the Alps in the background
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
2025 Study Abroad in Germany is back up and running
May 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
For going on 17 years this man lives rent-free in my head
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ok, stay with me here...

My degree awarding universities:
--Florida
--Western Michigan
--Michigan State

NCAA 2024-25 national champions awarded this month:
--Florida 🏀
--Western Michigan 🏒
--Michigan State is in the NCAA Women's Gymnastics final next week, so 🤸‍♀️?

#GoGators #GoBroncos #GoGreen
April 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Crawfish Boil Szn in the Gulf Coast🦐
April 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I absolutely cannot believe it happened. Feeling rn:

(GO GATORS 🧡💙🐊🐊🐊)
Feeling again rn:

(Go Gators!!!)
Feeling rn

(Go Gators!)
April 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That Florida's best player having a Game 7 John Starks game against Houston in a winner take all championship game is all time level sports irony
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mobile Alabama, 5 inches of rain in 3 hours
April 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
April 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Feeling again rn:

(Go Gators!!!)
Feeling rn

(Go Gators!)
April 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New paper just dropped. In-situ weather sensors dropped across our campus during sunny conditions produce eye-popping temperature and humidity differences. Did this work with three undergrads a few Falls ago. Lays the groundwork for Galápagos research.
www.mdpi.com/2073-4433/16...
www.mdpi.com
April 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me: /takes a long drag from a cigarette and finishes with a world weary sigh
"They know what they did"
Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pretty sure I'm the only human on Earth who did today's Immaculate Grid with completely random 90s/early 2000s Marlins players.

I won't stand for Junior Felix or Chris Hammond erasure.
April 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The music at lunch is absolutely crushing it with a Yacht Rock/Bland 90s Rock mix

Ventura Highway ➡️ Breakfast at Tiffany's ➡️ Really Want to See You Tonight ➡️ Bittersweet Symphony ➡️ Fool (If you think it's over) ➡️
March 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You: Steve wyd?

Me: Watching an unwarned tornado on the ground 20 miles from home at a regional weather conference
March 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Feeling rn

(Go Gators!)
March 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yet again, I am here to say I am not messing around with Connections

Connections: Sports Edition
Puzzle #187
Time: 00:52
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March 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
MLB app has been 🚮🚮🚮
March 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Paper accepted* on a Friday

*That was first submitted freaking July 2023
a man in a blue shirt with the number 801027 on the front
ALT: a man in a blue shirt with the number 801027 on the front
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As I move into more advanced German, I'm learning delightfully detached words when translated directly to English. TIL that esophagus is "Speiseröhre" or "Food Tube" and I am asking that we formally change our English word to that asap
March 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Twisterses
Twisters: Generations*
Twister 3: Fujiwhara Drift

*Starting a CGI Bill Paxton and force ghost Cary Elwes
A sequel to #Twisters starring Daisy Edgar-Jones, Glen Powell and Anthony Ramos is reportedly in development. 🌪️

🔗 x.com/danielrpk?s=...
March 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Who's ready to play Mass Extinctions and Dragons with my Climatology class tomorrow in my Paleoclimates lecture? I came up with this DnD-esque game last year, and like every great DnD gm after a total party kill, I made no changes at all for this year!
March 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'd like to point out I am not messing around

Connections: Sports Edition
Puzzle #175
Time: 00:50
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March 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This severe weather outbreak in the South started with a TV meteorologist asking "WILL YOU DIE TODAY" and said there was a 6% chance you'll know someone who will die in Alabama, and ended people saying this outbreak was a bust because it wasn't April 2011

This website's got the juice, baby!
March 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by Steve Schultze
A tornado came perilously close to the NWS office in Birmingham, Alabama, forcing them to shelter in place and temporarily hand warning operations to their backup at NWS Atlanta. #Dedication
March 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM