Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air
May they both find peace this Christmas and 2026.
May they both find peace this Christmas and 2026.
Don't tempt us with a good time...
Don't tempt us with a good time...
Right: Labour's Baron Hain, "This gov is treating Palestine action as equivalent to ISIS or al-Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled and morally wrong. I'm deeply ashamed"
Right: Labour's Baron Hain, "This gov is treating Palestine action as equivalent to ISIS or al-Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled and morally wrong. I'm deeply ashamed"
I'm sure of it.
He ██████ young girls on ████ Island, along with his mate ███████.
Then he spent ██ years lying to ████████ voters, as if it never happened.
I hope he snags his █████ on a rusty nail and it falls off, cos he's a ███████ cunt.
I'm sure of it.
He ██████ young girls on ████ Island, along with his mate ███████.
Then he spent ██ years lying to ████████ voters, as if it never happened.
I hope he snags his █████ on a rusty nail and it falls off, cos he's a ███████ cunt.
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
The hunt is on for a completely unqualified successor.
The hunt is on for a completely unqualified successor.
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
Labour #FixingBritain
Labour #FixingBritain