Geoff Plitt
@geoffplitt.bsky.social
🏠 Comic + Filmmaker in LA. Ex-Google engineer.
🟦 Liberal / drinker of MAGA tears.
📈 150k+ on TikTok
🟦 Liberal / drinker of MAGA tears.
📈 150k+ on TikTok
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Who won the Trump/Vance/Zelensky Oval Office shouting match? We asked three Russian bots in an X comment thread.
March 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Who won the Trump/Vance/Zelensky Oval Office shouting match? We asked three Russian bots in an X comment thread.
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Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
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MAGA is so easy to make fun of :)
January 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
MAGA is so easy to make fun of :)
The "Orange Steel" look.
January 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The "Orange Steel" look.
NEW SKETCH ALERT!
"Your Baby Could Be an Asshole"
A fertility doctor shares alarming test results with a hopeful couple about their future baby.
Directed/Shot/Edited by Geoff Plitt
Starring @avitalash.bsky.social @alexfalcone.bsky.social @mattobrien.bsky.social
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"Your Baby Could Be an Asshole"
A fertility doctor shares alarming test results with a hopeful couple about their future baby.
Directed/Shot/Edited by Geoff Plitt
Starring @avitalash.bsky.social @alexfalcone.bsky.social @mattobrien.bsky.social
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Your Baby Could Be an *sshole
YouTube video by Geoffrey Plitt
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January 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
NEW SKETCH ALERT!
"Your Baby Could Be an Asshole"
A fertility doctor shares alarming test results with a hopeful couple about their future baby.
Directed/Shot/Edited by Geoff Plitt
Starring @avitalash.bsky.social @alexfalcone.bsky.social @mattobrien.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/NjvtA...
"Your Baby Could Be an Asshole"
A fertility doctor shares alarming test results with a hopeful couple about their future baby.
Directed/Shot/Edited by Geoff Plitt
Starring @avitalash.bsky.social @alexfalcone.bsky.social @mattobrien.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/NjvtA...
What the heck is happening in South Korea?
December 29, 2024 at 3:24 AM
What the heck is happening in South Korea?
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Hordes of migrants, many of them drug addicts with large numbers of out-of-wedlock children, are entering our country illegally and destroying our federal budget.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
December 19, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Hordes of migrants, many of them drug addicts with large numbers of out-of-wedlock children, are entering our country illegally and destroying our federal budget.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
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Referring to Elon Musk as the president hurts Trump and helps us politically. But we’re not going to do it
by the Democratic National Committee
by the Democratic National Committee
December 19, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Referring to Elon Musk as the president hurts Trump and helps us politically. But we’re not going to do it
by the Democratic National Committee
by the Democratic National Committee
Surprise!
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'Death to Jews': Inside the Home of 2 SJP Leaders at George Mason University, Police Find Guns, Ammo, and Terrorist Flags
When police searched the home of two Students for Justice in Palestine leaders, a pair of sisters at George Mason University, their allies painted a sympathetic picture. The students were targeted, ac...
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December 11, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Surprise!
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Latest edition of my comedy newsletter!
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Seinfeld is Simply the GOAT
Also: Stephen Colbert, Laura Peek, and D.J. Demers
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December 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Latest edition of my comedy newsletter!
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We don't need *proof* that Tulsi is an actual Russian asset. Being a Putin cheerleader is disqualifying enough! We don't need anyone like that anywhere near our government. #FuckTulsi
December 5, 2024 at 9:17 PM
We don't need *proof* that Tulsi is an actual Russian asset. Being a Putin cheerleader is disqualifying enough! We don't need anyone like that anywhere near our government. #FuckTulsi
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the first 10 minutes of going to anyone’s place in LA is them trying to calm down their dog while telling you this never happens
December 4, 2024 at 8:20 PM
the first 10 minutes of going to anyone’s place in LA is them trying to calm down their dog while telling you this never happens
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I went to the other place by mistake just now & I can't believe I put up w/ it for so long. It felt like ppl running around w/ machetes, swinging wildly, screaming, setting fires, while the TV in the background plays stories like "Democracy was always stupid and we are idiots. Also fruit is evil."
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I went to the other place by mistake just now & I can't believe I put up w/ it for so long. It felt like ppl running around w/ machetes, swinging wildly, screaming, setting fires, while the TV in the background plays stories like "Democracy was always stupid and we are idiots. Also fruit is evil."
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At the end of the day, we are all Americans. Sure, we have differences on policy. One side wants to give everyone healthcare and good wages. The other wants to create a white Christian ethnostate where the president can legally assassinate anyone at will. But we are not enemies.
December 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
At the end of the day, we are all Americans. Sure, we have differences on policy. One side wants to give everyone healthcare and good wages. The other wants to create a white Christian ethnostate where the president can legally assassinate anyone at will. But we are not enemies.
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Ron DeSantis has promised to stop eating pudding with his fingers if Trump makes him Secretary of Defense
December 5, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Ron DeSantis has promised to stop eating pudding with his fingers if Trump makes him Secretary of Defense
Should I write a children's book called "Trump's Terrible Twos: a Tale of Toddler Trump's Second Term"?
December 3, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Should I write a children's book called "Trump's Terrible Twos: a Tale of Toddler Trump's Second Term"?
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This is what he came back with after a week with his family and God— destroying other peoples’ families.
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
This is what he came back with after a week with his family and God— destroying other peoples’ families.
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
We need a whole children's book for this!
December 2, 2024 at 8:17 PM
We need a whole children's book for this!
Shut down? A haunted house can't buy press this good!
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Disney World's Haunted Mansion shut down after human remains spotted
LIKE BOING BOING BUT NOT THE ADS? CLICK HERE TO GO AD-FREE! Some people love Disney's theme parks so much that they're, um, dying to have their cremated remains scattered there,…
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December 2, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Shut down? A haunted house can't buy press this good!
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Man. Do you ever just think about packing it in and making millions of dollars selling bullshit to idiot Trump supporters but you can’t because you’re a good person?
December 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Man. Do you ever just think about packing it in and making millions of dollars selling bullshit to idiot Trump supporters but you can’t because you’re a good person?
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Elon Musk Wins Broligarch of the Year
Featuring: The Daily Show, Tommy Brennan, and Jimmy Kimmel
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November 29, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Leon, besides the fact that you're wrong, you're not an elected official, decider of punishments, or even knowledgeable about geopolitics in general.
You're a broligarch, and we don't have to listen to you 🤣
P.S. Vindman is a patriot.
P.P.S. I hope Vindman sues you
You're a broligarch, and we don't have to listen to you 🤣
P.S. Vindman is a patriot.
P.P.S. I hope Vindman sues you
November 28, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Leon, besides the fact that you're wrong, you're not an elected official, decider of punishments, or even knowledgeable about geopolitics in general.
You're a broligarch, and we don't have to listen to you 🤣
P.S. Vindman is a patriot.
P.P.S. I hope Vindman sues you
You're a broligarch, and we don't have to listen to you 🤣
P.S. Vindman is a patriot.
P.P.S. I hope Vindman sues you