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elect him
April 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
elect him
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It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
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Ironic how the applause lines don’t match the budget cuts.
March 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Ironic how the applause lines don’t match the budget cuts.
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
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Under the U.S Constitution, the President is very explicitly not a king. The President's wishes and decrees do not magically become law.
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Under the U.S Constitution, the President is very explicitly not a king. The President's wishes and decrees do not magically become law.
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
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Hi hi hello look at these small fries
February 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hi hi hello look at these small fries
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the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔
February 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
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People have told me that my tattoo of Francie is upside down, but I specifically wanted it in that spot with that orientation because we sit like this for hours every day. No regrets whatsoever for my “upside down” tattoo! 🤷🏻♀️
February 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
People have told me that my tattoo of Francie is upside down, but I specifically wanted it in that spot with that orientation because we sit like this for hours every day. No regrets whatsoever for my “upside down” tattoo! 🤷🏻♀️
Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side- but whether the grass is green or brown, there is still gonna be dog shit hiding 🤷
February 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side- but whether the grass is green or brown, there is still gonna be dog shit hiding 🤷
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
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I got grocery store sushi and not only is it grocery store sushi but on the label they crossed out the word “sushi” with a pen and wrote a word I can’t decipher. Things are going pretty well I guess
February 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I got grocery store sushi and not only is it grocery store sushi but on the label they crossed out the word “sushi” with a pen and wrote a word I can’t decipher. Things are going pretty well I guess
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ME: sneezes
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
January 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ME: sneezes
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
MY CAT: the fuck bro?
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i said a few times here and there before the election that we’ll see what the mass deportation plan looks like when it’s ICE agents dragging grandmothers out of churches and, well, here we are
Minutes ago, the Trump admin revoked the sensitive locations policy that prevented ICE from carrying out enforcement arrests inside churches, hospitals, and schools.
January 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i said a few times here and there before the election that we’ll see what the mass deportation plan looks like when it’s ICE agents dragging grandmothers out of churches and, well, here we are
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I just watched the news and then my cat ran through my bedroom with a turd stuck to his arse and to be honest, both of those things pretty much looked the same, so there's that.
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just watched the news and then my cat ran through my bedroom with a turd stuck to his arse and to be honest, both of those things pretty much looked the same, so there's that.
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trumpflation already kicking in
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
trumpflation already kicking in
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We live in a post-shame world.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We live in a post-shame world.
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
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Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”. Undated.
January 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”. Undated.
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My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
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This means Vine is coming back, right?
January 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This means Vine is coming back, right?