Genevieve Cooley
@genevievecooley.bsky.social
I like video games and audio dramas/podcasts
Chronicling my first ever playthrough of Metal Gear Solid
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Chronicling my first ever playthrough of Metal Gear Solid
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Sounds like the title of a Jonas Jonasson book.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Sounds like the title of a Jonas Jonasson book.
Reposted by Genevieve Cooley
Date: How'd you lose your finger?
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Date: How'd you lose your finger?
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
SNAKE'S PSYCHE GAUGE GOING DOWN WHEN SUNNY TELLS HIM IT'S A NO SMOKING FLIGHT 😂😂😂😂
a man in a military uniform has a patch on his chest that says ' u.n.s. army '
ALT: a man in a military uniform has a patch on his chest that says ' u.n.s. army '
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January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
SNAKE'S PSYCHE GAUGE GOING DOWN WHEN SUNNY TELLS HIM IT'S A NO SMOKING FLIGHT 😂😂😂😂
Just want to retire up to Alaska and raise huskies and study Alaskan folklore with Solid Snake and Master Miller, but i have to go back to work this week
a woman wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
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January 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Just want to retire up to Alaska and raise huskies and study Alaskan folklore with Solid Snake and Master Miller, but i have to go back to work this week
Reposted by Genevieve Cooley
(Kicks the door in)
Cats are the fucking best
(Leaves and takes door with me)
Cats are the fucking best
(Leaves and takes door with me)
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
(Kicks the door in)
Cats are the fucking best
(Leaves and takes door with me)
Cats are the fucking best
(Leaves and takes door with me)
They should've called this disguise the "little red Raiden hood"
a man in a military uniform salutes another man in a military uniform
ALT: a man in a military uniform salutes another man in a military uniform
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January 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
They should've called this disguise the "little red Raiden hood"
Alright, Solid Snake just wandering around an active combat zone in a shot up oil drum, that a guy was literally just taking a sh*t in, METAL GEAR SOLID 4 IS NOT A SERIOUS GAME
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a park
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a park
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January 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Alright, Solid Snake just wandering around an active combat zone in a shot up oil drum, that a guy was literally just taking a sh*t in, METAL GEAR SOLID 4 IS NOT A SERIOUS GAME
I feel like Kaz would hate John Lennon, but maybe not?
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I feel like Kaz would hate John Lennon, but maybe not?
"An... activist, Maguire."
"Activist, yees, myehehehehheheh."
"Activist, yees, myehehehehheheh."
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
"An... activist, Maguire."
"Activist, yees, myehehehehheheh."
"Activist, yees, myehehehehheheh."
Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real **** anymore?
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real **** anymore?
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real **** anymore?
Damn they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody make real **** anymore?
What about this chat? Is this anything?
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
What about this chat? Is this anything?
Do we like Miller in Ray Bans or nah
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Do we like Miller in Ray Bans or nah
I truly believe that toilet humour is the nadir of comedy but goddamn the ongoing ibs gags for Johnny are just so funny. The Sasaki family seem like good blokes.
youtu.be/gDubgcSUxXQ?...
youtu.be/gDubgcSUxXQ?...
Evolution of "The Johnny Joke" in Metal Gear Solid
YouTube video by New Challenger!
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January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I truly believe that toilet humour is the nadir of comedy but goddamn the ongoing ibs gags for Johnny are just so funny. The Sasaki family seem like good blokes.
youtu.be/gDubgcSUxXQ?...
youtu.be/gDubgcSUxXQ?...
Can anyone tell me what's the dealio with there being a cat scrolling in the background of #MetalGearSolid #PeaceWalker?
Google says that there's a cat named Nuke at Mother Base? I haven't seen or heard of her? 🙏
Google says that there's a cat named Nuke at Mother Base? I haven't seen or heard of her? 🙏
January 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Can anyone tell me what's the dealio with there being a cat scrolling in the background of #MetalGearSolid #PeaceWalker?
Google says that there's a cat named Nuke at Mother Base? I haven't seen or heard of her? 🙏
Google says that there's a cat named Nuke at Mother Base? I haven't seen or heard of her? 🙏
"You became my dad."
a man in a blue suit is smoking a cigarette while talking on a cell phone
ALT: a man in a blue suit is smoking a cigarette while talking on a cell phone
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January 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
"You became my dad."
Why is hearing Snake in Peace Walker say "going with the tee" whenever you select the t shirt outfit so gd funny
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Why is hearing Snake in Peace Walker say "going with the tee" whenever you select the t shirt outfit so gd funny
On Bluesky, referring to Twitter as "the other place", like they do in Parliament
a group of people are sitting in a room with a screen that says ' confidence in elected bodies ' on it
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a room with a screen that says ' confidence in elected bodies ' on it
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December 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
On Bluesky, referring to Twitter as "the other place", like they do in Parliament
The ratio of pb to j should be 3:1 or even 4:1.
a family guy cartoon says " i have spoken " in front of a baby
ALT: a family guy cartoon says " i have spoken " in front of a baby
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December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The ratio of pb to j should be 3:1 or even 4:1.
Reposted by Genevieve Cooley
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)
September 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)
Fav fiction: Mem-noire by Brent Spiner
Fav non fic: Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber
Least fav fiction: The Firm by John Grisham
Least fav non-fic: Want by Gillian Anderson et al
Fav non fic: Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber
Least fav fiction: The Firm by John Grisham
Least fav non-fic: Want by Gillian Anderson et al
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fav fiction: Mem-noire by Brent Spiner
Fav non fic: Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber
Least fav fiction: The Firm by John Grisham
Least fav non-fic: Want by Gillian Anderson et al
Fav non fic: Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber
Least fav fiction: The Firm by John Grisham
Least fav non-fic: Want by Gillian Anderson et al
Outstanding.
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Outstanding.
Metal Gear Solid, everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Metal Gear Solid, everyone!